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The Thrill
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Since: 16.4.02
From: Green Bay, WI

Since last post: 3633 days
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#21 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.25

    Originally posted by Kawshen





    Lifting his Palpatine hood, AJ Styles realizes this ain't the line for Episode III...but it does bear a striking resemblance to the carbonite chamber on Bespin.

    2.



    The "now residing in Atlanta" welcoming committee does their thing with the new kid in the neighborhood.

    3.



    Cole: "Bubba, your replica Steelers jersey is this close to authentic!"
    Tazz (to self): "Still no love for my Bengals evening wear..."

    4.



    Randy looks at tonight's RAW card, scouring in vain for any sign of actual wrestling.

    5.



    Spike proudly holds his 2004 Slammy Award for "Most Family Tag-Team Break-Ups and Reunions."

    6.



    !Arriba la eBay!

    7.



    Jarrett: "My precious..."

    8.



    Jeff Hardy takes Ash Wednesday TO THE XTREME!

    9.



    "Meesa gonna die?"

    10.



    While JR concentrates on digesting barbecue, Lita hides in shame, as Matt tries that stupid "look-here-hey-two-for-flinching" game on Kane.

    11.



    Horrified by the "R" rating on Van Dam's singlet, the closed captioning symbol beats a hasty retreat back to PG-13.

    12.



    "What? It worked for Frank and Sammy at the Sands!"

    13.



    "One of these things ain't like the other, playa..."

    14.



    "I CAN'T BELIEVE TENAY FELL FOR THE HOT-PEPPER GUM TRICK!"

    15.



    "Just watch, man! I got the bookers to do this next gimmick...it'll draw buckets of cash!"
    (Other guy looks at the photo below and wrinkles his nose...)

    16.


    "Who the HELL told you bringing back the No Limit Soldiers/West Texas Rednecks feud was a good idea?"




Star wipe, and...we're out.
Thrillin' ain't easy.



THE THRILL
ACW-NWA Wisconsin
Home Video Technical Director...&
A2NWO 4 Life!
(Click the big G or here to hear the Packers Fight Song in RealAudio...or try .AU, .WAV or .MIDI!)
ScreamingHeadGuy
Frankfurter








Since: 1.2.02
From: Appleton, WI

Since last post: 4192 days
Last activity: 4192 days
#22 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.41
1. No, AJ, it's not just your hood; it IS dark in here.

2. Edge: Do NOT go backstage, guys.

3. Cole: Hey, Bubba, put that belt back on. None of us here want any of THAT.

4. Young Randall looks confused; did Carmella give him her real phone number, or did she make it up?

5. Spike rejoices as he joins such Cruiserweight-Champion luminaries as Chavo Senior and Jaquelin.

6. Eddie: Can you believe they pay me to do this crap?

7. Jarrett, in black tuxedo with white vest, gloves, and bowtie, and Hammond, in red "TNA" shirt and khakis, give us a FFW moment.

8. Jeff: All hail the mighty Zeus. Wait - east is THAT way?

9. Jordan: C'mon, I dare you - FFW through this.

10. Kane snickers, Lita covers her shit-eatin' grin, and JR just looks on disapprovingly as Mattitude lets fly the most deadly of farts.

11. RVD: Ah, smells like fresh-baked graphics.

12. Smackdown! gives us FFW moment 23.

13. Teddy: Please, get me off this show. No, wait, don't FFW past me! They'll do something horrible to me, my family, and my pets if this quarter-hour gets a bad rating.

14. On this episode of TNA: Freakshow, one man grows fingers out of his head while the other attempts to eat a live microphone.

15. Ron: Wait - I thought I was the badass black guy on this roster.
Mr. Pounce: Oh man.

16. XXX teaches AMW the joys of counting up to five.




YOUR CONTINUED HERESY AGAINST THE WRESTLING GODS HAS DOOMED YOU TO SPEND
ETERNITY WATCHING A MORDECAI VS. KENZO SUZUKI IRON-MAN MATCH
(and Hiroko isn't at ringside for you to oogle).

Stephanie
Landjager








Since: 2.1.02
From: Madison, WI

Since last post: 614 days
Last activity: 54 days
#23 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.22
1.

Aw man, they said I would be walking out to a WWE ring!

2.

Edge: It's just a flesh wound! I can still fight!

3.

Bubba: Somebody here is gettin' a whipping.
Cole: Do it to Tazz! He likes it - Austin did it to him once!

4.

Orton: Wow, I didn't think their combined IQs would be this low.

5.

D-Von backs down when he notes that Bubba is a little *too* happy with the way he's carrying Spike.

6.

Eddie suddenly realizes that, unlike WCW, there's no handicap ramp into the ring.

7.

Welcome to the first NWA-TNA telecast of 2054 - and let me introduce the man who's still our Heavyweight Champ, Jeff Jarrett!

8.

(fully stoned) Hey everyBODY! I'M A BUNNY RABBIT!

9.

JBL: Big hat, black manservant...this is just like the 1800's all over again!
10.

Unhappy with the terms of the contract, Matt Hardy takes a Southern saying too literally and decides to piss on the contract. While Lita is horrified, Kane is strangely enthralled.

11.

RVD wows the fans with his impression of an Easter Island figurehead.

12.

Taker's new ventriloquist act does not go quite as planned when the dummy tries to make Taker sit on *his* knee.

13.

I'm as smart as the guy on the right...and prettier than the guy on the left!

14.

West: Sorry, Tenay, Jeff's doing a much better bunny impression.

15.

Brown: Where did that camera come from?
Killings: And you think I'M inexperienced?

16.

Elix: Let me get this right - you want *me* to be your "Chief of Staff"?
Storm: Sure! We'll both ride the gimmick to the Main Event!
Harris: How do you expect to be in the Main Event when casual viewers can't tell us apart? ( )

(edited by Stephanie on 17.8.04 2131)

I'm going twenty-four hours a day...I can't seem to stop
- "Turn Up The Radio", Autograph

It had to happen eventually: Wiener Of The Day - June 10th, 2003
The Thrill
Banger








Since: 16.4.02
From: Green Bay, WI

Since last post: 3633 days
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#24 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.25

Hey, three straight Badger State entries: me from GB, ScreamingHeadGuy from FdL, and Steph in Madtown!

Represent Wisconsin!



Star wipe, and...we're out.
Thrillin' ain't easy.



THE THRILL
ACW-NWA Wisconsin
Home Video Technical Director...&
A2NWO 4 Life!
(Click the big G or here to hear the Packers Fight Song in RealAudio...or try .AU, .WAV or .MIDI!)
Kawshen
Liverwurst








Since: 2.1.02
From: Bronx, NY

Since last post: 5402 days
Last activity: 3662 days
#25 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.30
Just a bit of nitpicking (if you weeeeel), James Storm is the one in the cowboy hat - not Chris Harris who's standing behind him. :)




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