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Kawshen
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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.36
Well, it's Memorial Day weekend and what better time for another fantastic round of Captionomics.

But first, I screencapped a couple things here.


Had to take a screen of this. Just one question, who's Stu?


Your next Raw World Champion. As a DJ I know would say, Plzblvit.


And now... it's caption time. Here are the pics. Enjoy.


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Fire away.

(edited by Kawshen on 30.5.04 1918)



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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.22

"The bald head, the chair, the buttoned-down demeanor - I'm a lock to be Professor X in X-Men 3!"

2)

"I've got it and you don't, nyah nyah nyah nyah!"

3)

"Shelton, I admire your loyalty, but did you have to put the SpikeTV logo - there?"

4)

"Can you believe it, ese? They're trusting us to bring this shipwreck back to respectability! Us and nobody else!"
"How does Cena do that thing with his hand, bro?"

5)

Finally admitting defeat with Edge, Vince has his private sharpshooter shoot him off the stage.

6)

"Please give me money, Mr. Turner. I can have Smackdown! beat in four weeks!"

7)

Two seconds later, the ring disappeared in a black hole of suck. Nobody seemed to mind.

8)

Kane: "Cuddly ookum snookums!"
Lita: "Was THIS the big push Vince told me I'd get?"

9)

Bubba: "Who can tell me how to get the HELL off of this show?"
Rey: "Ooh ooh! ME! ME! Ultimo told me all about it!"

10)

Show: "I've got it - how about we do the Kane/Lita angle here?"

11)

Vince: "A roomful of hookers and a suitcase of money - SEE YOU NEXT WEEK EVERYBODY!"



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Torchslasher
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Since: 17.1.02
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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.75
    Originally posted by Stephanie

    To counteract Kane's push, I have brought in a "student" of mine. So next week, it's Scotty vs. Pyro. Eat that Eric!

    2)

    Benoit in happier times, before later realizing that while HHH would be in a HIAC match, he would be stuck tag teaming with a retard.

    3)

    "And do you know what I did then? I started giving away the taping results! Aren't I a genius? If I would have had two more months, I would have conquered Vinnie Mac."
    After this statement, even Rosey had to roll his eyes.

    4)

    "How about 'Who betta than Classic?' That'll sell, right?"

    5)

    Edge deals with the 5 year anniversary in his own way.

    6)

    No, don't let New Jack, Sandman and Jim Molineaux in the building...just tell them that the check is in the mail...no, for real this time.

    7)

    Well, I think that Edge will still win the "Whitest Teeth in the WWE" award again this year. But you JBL are still a lock for "Best Buns."

    8)

    "Now, I know that the name Lita Jacobs doesn't SOUND extreme, but trust me, you could do worse."
    "I know. Like Lita Jericho?"
    The two share a hearty guffaw.

    9)

    Awww, Rey wants me to throw him up and down again just like in ECW. Come on, lil guy.

    10)

    Hey, guess who just shat in Sable's gym bag...AGAIN?

    11)

    I guess I don't have to tell you who just collected the bounty on Goldberg. To splurge, I just bought 20 women off of Snoop Dogg.


    (edited by Torchslasher on 30.5.04 1741)


    Joe Wilson (looking at Interocitor manual)- Hey, here's something my wife could use in the house...
    Crow T. Robot- A man?
    Joe Wilson- An interocitor incorporating an electron sorter.
    Cal Meechum- Oh, she'd probably gain 20 pounds while it did all the work for her.
    Tom Servo- Cal, you bitch!

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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.81
    Originally posted by Kawshen

    1)

    Yes, this leg cast is uncomfortable. Yes, I can't go to the toilet unaided. Yes, I just crapped myself. Will ya stop asking questions?

    2)

    Benoit enjoyed playing with his World Heavyweight Championship belt themed swing set.
    Benoit: "Wheeeee!"


    3)

    Try as he might, Eric Bischoff just couldn't turn the Raw superstars' attention from the HLA show taking place behind him. Except The Hurricane. I've always wondered about that guy...

    4)

    Classic: "Hey son, I've just been in that room with Missy Hyatt. Here, smell my finger.
    Chavo: *shudders*

    5)

    Edge's attempts to start a new 'ladder-climbing' dance craze left a lot to be desired.

    6)

    Heyman: "Hey, who replaced my hand with a minature roast chicken?

    7)

    Cole: "No, seriously. That chick said I totally look like a shorter Tom Selleck."
    JBL: "I refuse to believe it."

    8)

    Kane: "That do anything for you?"

    9)

    Bubba: "Hey, D-Von! Look, Taker shrunk about 3 foot and put on a mask!"

    10)

    Torrie was deep in thought as Show asked her whether this was his good side or not.

    11)

    Vince: "And for 24 monthly payments at the low, low price of $24.95, you too can own 16 hookers and a briefcase with a quarter of a million in counterfeit bills. Don't hesitate, our operators are standing by right now to take your Visa or Mastercard details now..."



(edited by Spank E on 31.5.04 0233)





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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.01
1)

I will get you Superman if it's the last thing I do...

2)

Triple H ponders how much wood chuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood as the rabid wolverine taunts w/belt and grin

3)

Bischoff:"Did you know it was ME who thought of making David Arquette champ?"

4)

Classic edjucates Jr. on the finer points of the Cactus Jack fingerbang.

5)

Edge:"ROMANS! FRIENDS! LEND ME YOUR OVERNESS!"

6)

"Breaker 1-9! Breaker 1-9! We have a sucka in the main event! I repeat, a sucka in the main event."

7)

Cole:"The question is Mr.Layfield is who shot JR?"
JBL:"It was me, in the hallway, with the revolver!"
Cole then remembers that JBL IS infact J.R Ewing..in clue.

8)

Kane:"C'mon Lita! At least I don't jump off ladders and blow spots or do you LIKE that in a guy?"

9)

Bubba:"Hey D-Von! Didn't this guy used to be the Shockmaster? I mean mask and everything!"

10)

Show:"I have some good news and some bad news."
Torrie:"bad news first."
Show:"I'm gonna eat yah!"
Torrie:"Good news?"
Show:"I saved a lot of money thanks to Geico."

11)

Vince: "What does this mean? It means I can put as many crappy gimmicks and pointless T and A on WWE programming as I want and you'll still watch. I love my job."

Yeah...never done this before so prayfully this turns out well.



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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.62
Renegade Raine says:


1)



Yeah, Patrick Stewart beat me in the casting of Professor X, so I'm stuck on Smackdown.

2)




Chris Benoit sees that Triple H is sad, so he tries to cheer him up with a game of Peek-a-boo.

3)




Eric: Okay, who the HELL ordered porn on MY checking account?!

4)




Chavo Classic: Heh heh heh...I ordered porn on Eric Bischoff's account, he'll NEVER figure it out!

5)




Seeing no other way to get over with the crowd, Edge takes up...OPERA!

6)




Okay, whoever thought it was a good idea to change my hand into...THIS, I'M NOT LAUGHING!

7)




JBL: Do these pants make my ass look big?
Cole: No, your ass makes your ass look big.


8)




Kane: What do you MEAN you're leaving me for X-Pac?

9)




Bubba: Hey, who the hell put a mask on the Statue of Liberty?

10)




Despite Big Show's body odor, Torrie Wilson stays strong and continues the ongoing staring contest.

11)


Vince: And now, in this feature presentation, I will teach YOU how to find the best deals so that you can find the most quality hos at the lowest prices!

(edited by DarkRenegade on 30.5.04 2311)

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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.23




The horror....The horror!

2)




Triple Chin is most displeased when Benoit reveals his shiny gold belt is not hiding 8 pounds of chocolate.

3)




Eric Bischoff is met with crickets chirping when he asks the entire roster who wants to swap wives.

4)




"Who's your daddy?" "You sir."

5)




Edge miraculously gets hold of the long-thought-lost cape Shredder wore in the first Ninja Turtles movie.

6)




"Crazy" Cooter has let himself go, but still provides the Dukes with info when they need it.

7)




Bradshaw enjoys Michaels Cole's snazzy rendition of "sunshine---lollipops".


8)




Kane has a gruding respect for anyone with a larger penis than him, especially Lita.

9)




Rey Mysterio asks to be thrown a beer from the crowd, knowing it will strike Bubba in the back of the head and knock him out.

10)




Big Show entirely misinteprets what Torrie means when he overhears her speak of her uncontrollable desire to be "eaten".

11)


Vince grins, while quietly damning his luck when the illegitimate daughters of the original 4 Horsemen come to collect reimbursement.



(edited by Hogan's My Dad on 30.5.04 2218)

(edited by Hogan's My Dad on 30.5.04 2219)

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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.69
1)

Kurt Angle silently ponders the death of the man who put crazy glue on his hands as he napped

2)

Nobody bothered to tell Benoit the keepaway game doesn't work on a guy taller than you

3)

After suggesting the roster collectively put over a debuting Fred Durst, Bischoff begins to feel like a KKK member in Harlem

4)

Chavo Sr.: And that's the story of how I passed my kidney stone.
Chavo: Way too much information, dad

5)

With a mighty crack, the least successful attempt ever at a Matrix back arch went to Edge, along with six months of traction

6)

Heyman: I need the ring dang doo! But you know you can't have any! But I NEED it!

7)

Bradshaw grins and bears all questions regarding his apparent pregnancy

8)

Kane's heimlich not only saved Lita, but impaled Jerry Lawler through the skull with a speeding chicken bone. It did not slow his "PUPPIES" scream in the slightest

9)

Rey's claims of catching a fish THIS BIG only amuse Bubba


10)

Show: Do I have Spike Dudley in my teeth?

11)

Vince: So in conclusion, I've decided to test the theory of if a man can truly die surrounded by naked women while rolling around in money
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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.79
    Originally posted by Kawshen
    And now... it's caption time. Here are the pics. Enjoy.


    1)


    Screw the Hairclub.



    2)


    "Old Spice. How 'bout you?"



    3)


    "You know, if I were in charge, you'd be some nWo B-Teamers."



    4)


    "You don't wanna go in there son."



    5)


    "Ooh, neat, I see the catwalk."



    6)


    The confused old man who had once been a genius sadly dials his eclair while preparing to sink his teeth into his cellular telephone.



    7)


    Micheal Cole averts his eyes as Bradshaw instinctively looks out into the crowd in the 12th row, where a man is vomiting.



    8)


    And the crowd was horrified as Kane devoured Lita whole.



    9)


    Bubba explains to D-von that Rey is waving to his crazy nephew.



    10)


    Show motions that he'll zip it about Kidman.



    11)


    The fame, the glory, the money, the women; yet Vince would not be satisfied until he found his long lost brother, Norm.






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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.20



    (Burns voice)"Excellent..."(/Burns voice)


    2)


    While Triple H was distracted by Benoit's missing tooth, Chris was allowed to hit him over the head with THE MOST AVOIDABLE BELT SHOT IN HISTORY!


    3)

    "Let's see, I need someone who's over for the next match... ummm, hmmm... I guess, no you won't do... hmmm..."


    4)

    "Stupid internet nerds. Little do they know this whole Jackie feud was MY idea!"


    5)

    "Christian's more over than I am!!! NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!"


    6)

    "WHAT?!? VINCE LEAKED IT TO THE INTERNET THAT I'VE BEEN BOOKING SMACKDOWN LATELY! NO! I'M RUINED!!!"


    7)


    "Mr. Bradshaw, what do you say to the new WWE rating system which technically places Mae Young, the Red Rooster, and Myself as more deserving of one, let alone two World Title shots?"


    8)

    "The problem's with your follow-through, Lita. Watch, keep your arms slightly bent and that'll help take care of the slice."


    9)


    "Hey D'Von, remember when only guys over 6 feet tall would signal for the chokeslam?"


    10)


    Desperate, a hungry Big Show wonders if silicon is 'low in carbs'



    11)

    Vince remembers the days when a suitcase full of money would get you a room of ATTRACTIVE women...

ScreamingHeadGuy
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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.53
1) Angle: I'm obviously important. See - my name is floating above my head.

2) Benoit: Actually, Hunter, when I hold the Title above my head, I'M the taller one.

3) Eric Bischoff stumbles upon a rare mingling of Main-Event, mid-card, and low-level workers. Sensing the awkwardness of the moment, decides that just walking away would be in everyone's best interest.

4) Classic: Son, you don't want to know where this finger has been.
Jr: Aw man!

5) Edge gives up his day job to become The Blue Wizard and summon beams of blue-tinted light. (You can book him to do childrens' parties!)

6) Heyman: Holy shit! What's happening to my hand?

7) Cole: You bloated piece of shit. BookerT should have been in the title feud, but your damn Texan ass had to get involved. You make me sick.
Bradshaw: Yep.

8) Kane: Lita, baby, I love spooning.
Lita: Wrong hole!

9) Rey tries to convince Bubba that he (Rey) is Captain Planet. Bubba, playing along, gives the sarcastic thumbs-up.

10) BigShow: Hmm - Torrie, I could make you look ten years younger. Just a little eyeliner here, some toner there. Gosh, I'm a makeup wonder!

11) Vince: I know you all hate reality TV. But, really, this is going to be WWE-style Reality TV. Remember the XFL, and how great WWE-style football was? Or the WBF and how great WWF-style bodybuilding was? Trust us. We get paid to come up with this crap, after all.



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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 10.00

1)



"...and so, when we finally capture Austin Powers, we will..."
2)



"Aww, come on! I'm happy with this title! Can't I have it a little longer?"
3)



"Enjoy your title reign, Chris. You'll go from that to...teaming with these guys at Survivor Series!"
4)



"Yeah, I know, son, I miss Tajiri too."
5)



Jon Bon Jovi goes back to his 80s-style of wearing long coats during his concerts.
6)



"Here's the pitch, swung into left-centre field! It might be. It could be. IT IS!"
7)



"No, really, John, I'm actually $50,000 in debt! What the hell do I do???"
8)



"Ummm, there's a wasp on the right...side...of...your...head..."
9)



With another William Hung tune being played, Bubba realizes he should've listened to Rey and got himself a mask with earplugs as well.
10)



"I'd like to pose in Playgirl some day...any secrets you can pass on?"
11)

"Don't let the background fool you. I live a very difficult, stressful life..."



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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.69
    Originally posted by Kawshen

    Had to take a screen of this. Just one question, who's Stu?

    That's reader tsmstu, also known as singer/songwriter/actor Stuart Stone




    1)


    2)
    Warning: The following program you're about to see contains scenes of lazy booking, repetitive feuds and utter nonsense. It in no way reflects the Kurt Angle character. Thank you.


    Benoit: Want the belt? Here ya go... CAN'T HAVE IT! No, I'm just kidding... here it is... NOPE, CAN'T HAVE IT!!
    HHH: This guy is gonna be SO buried...


    3)

    Look to the left of you, then look to the right of you. At least one of your colleagues won't be holding two belts by the end of this...


    4)

    Classic: ...so then I says to Vince: Why not make ME the champion? And he fell for it! Hahahahahaha!
    Jr: Yeah, hilarious....


    5)

    Ladies and gentlemen.... DAVID LEE ROTH!!!


    6)

    Why the HELL are they repossessing my car? Oh... right... I forgot about that whole 'bankruptcy thing'.


    7)

    Cole: You do realize... even I would have been a better choice to headline Judgment Day.


    8)

    It was love at first sight.


    9)

    It was love at first sight.


    10)

    It was love at first sight.


    11)

    That's right, dammit. I paid less for WCW then I did for ALL THIS!





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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.86




Paul Heyman was less than pleased to discover his character had been written out of Rollerball II





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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.25

1)

Kurt blows his Kojak audition when the lollipop gets stuck in his hands.

2)

Benoit: "Simon sez: raise your heavyweight belt in the air with both hands..."
HHH: "You cheating mothercanucker..."

3)

Looking at his locker room, Bischoff wishes he had his old WCW manual, How to Deal with Cruiserweights.

4)

The Guerreros' brief attempt to resurrect South Park's favorite boy band, Fingerbang, end with just one awkward rehearsal.

5)

The Palomino fires a thruster to move around the stern of the Cygnus, while Edge can't believe he got booked to play V.I.N.C.E.N.T.

6)

As Paul sees his right hand transform into the King of the Sea Monkeys, he places an urgent call to his absinthe distributor.

7)

With nothing better to do, investigative reporter Geraldo Rivera finally confronts John Bradshaw Layfield as to how he can, in good conscience, be a true West Texas Redneck, in a suit and tie, and refusing to take a stance on the "rap is crap" issue.

8)

The second Gwyneth Paltrow/Huey Lewis karaoke movie didn't go quite as well...

9)

Bubba is pleased to find his Rey Mysterio action figure is actually the real Rey Mysterio, accidentally packaged and sold.

10)

Coming soon: Ron Jeremy does stalker porn in Behind Closed Doors: The Craftsman Tool Cabinet Convention.

11)

"Hello. I'm Vince McMahon. This is a message to Mr. Michael Powell of the Federal Communications Commission. We here at World Wrestling Entertainment would be happy to arrange for your personal amusement, some 'wardrobe malfunctions,' if you will. Let's do business, shall we?"



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#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.84
1)

Having never heard of Warrior University, Kurt Angle prepares for life after wrestling by founding KAU

2)

"And 1..and 2..and 3...and 4...come on, you fatass..FEEL THE BURN!"

3)

Two seconds after this is taken, the entire right side of the photo runs away after Bischoff asks who wants to be the 3rd member of the Legion of Super Heroes

4)

Chavo realizes that while Classic is TELLING him to pull his finger, there's really no need.

5)

Edge exults with relief when his stage pod opens, forgetting the fact that Chris Jericho is still stuck in his.

6)

The rib played on Paul Heyman years ago by Tommy Dreamer and The Sandman where they slipped a small alien being that takes over its host into his coffee finally comes to fruition

7)

John Leyfield forgets his gimmick for a second and thinks he's the Oklahoma Kid and two seconds later fires bullets a Michael Cole's feet to make him dance.

8)

Lita shows off her acting range by expressing DULL SURPRISE in this scene...to be followed by more DULL SURPRISE later.

9)

Rey thinks by holding his hand up he can fool everyone into circumventing the new "You Must Be THIS Tall To Wrestle Rule"

10)

Torrie cowers in fear after the Big Show picks his teeth clean after injesting Billy Kidman

Having had the WBF and the XFL fail, Vince starts his latest venture the World Life Ain't Nothin But Bitches And Money Federation...or WLANBBAMF for short


(edited by Blanket Jackson on 1.6.04 1145)


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#17 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.66

1)


Prof X? Check! Lex Luthor? Check! Kojak? Check! Dr. Evil... damn it! I got nothing!

2)



Alright if Beniot it 5'9 and Triple H is 6'4... then the ref is about 3 and a half feet tall via pathagorean theorem.

3)




One of these is not like the other, one of these is not the same...

4)



Chavo finally does the math on how old his grandma was when Eddy was born... Classic points to himself for no apparent reason!

5)




No matter how hard he tried, Edge could not bring back The Robot...
6)




Watching his own hand melt after an overdose of LSD, Paul just had to call his friends and tell them about it!

7)





Ummm... they're both gay! Really gay!
8)




I wanna know what love iiiiiiiiiis! I want you to show meeeeee! I wanna feel what love iiiiiiiiiiis.....

9)




Bubbah approves of Rey's deoderant change from degree to sure!

10)





If threatening to throw her off "The Ledge" wasn't bad enough.. now Show's threatening to pop a zit on poor Torrie Wilson!

11)




Vince has a quarter of a million bucks in a suitcase and a room full of hookers... I'm filling out a funny caption thread at midnight on a wreslting forum...


Vince wins...vince wins...

(edited by lmo911 on 1.6.04 2228)

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#18 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.20
    Originally posted by Kawshen



    And now... it's caption time. Here are the pics. Enjoy.


    1)

    Success...teamwork...working together...synergy, thats what this company needs. Harness the good energy, block the bad.


    2)

    Benoit: The belt works just like mistletoe..right?


    3)

    Look atcha...go on take a look around...you been hoodwinked...bamboozled..


    4)


    Chavo: Whoa my hands are like...so awesome
    Classic: Who knows where to get the best stuff...me thats who!

    5)

    Edge: Won't you take me to..funkytown


    6)

    Paul Heyman tries to talk on the phone while playing imaginary operation.


    7)

    JBL chuckles at Michael Cole's Paul Reiser impersonation


    8)

    Kane (singing): My..endless loooooovve


    9)

    Hey D-von I thought this guy lost his mask in WCW


    10)

    Torrie looks concerned as Show points out his razor broke, and she knows how he gets when he doesnt get his trim


    11)


    Vince: Thanks Matt Lesko



    (edited by Kawshen on 30.5.04 1918)


(edited by Doc_whiskey on 2.6.04 1842)


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Since: 15.6.03
From: Eire

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#19 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.07


You may be wondering why my leg is still broken. Well, to be honest, for those of you who have been living under a rock on mars with you fingers in your ears for the last few months....its my neck.

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Erm, the fans are over there Chris.

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What is this, the Smackdown reunion party?

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Im nearly 60 and im the cruiserweight champion...who's the idiot now!

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Is my singles push over here?

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I would like to order a black NY baseball cap please....NO IN BLACK YOU IDIOT!

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In 1999, as one half of the Acolytes and a member of the Ministry, you sacrificed several innocent individuals. How American is that Mr. Layfield?

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Kane:I know what your thinkin...this is weird...we're on live TV!

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Hey lets do that stupid dancing thing you used to do when you were a singles wrestler on Raw two years ago right before the creative team thought you sucked a singles wrestler and put you back with D-Von in an emotional reunion at Madison Square Garder in New York City at Survivor Series 2002 and by the way i was at that event and....

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Oh crap, Kidman is your husband right?...I'm outta here!!!

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That's right 250,000 dollars for just looking good and 100,000 for putting your health at risk and taking out Goldberg.



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#20 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.88




When I'm done with being the GM of Smackdown I'm going to become the new MR. CLEAN!

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Beniot: You tapped!
Tripple H's reponce to those simple words are eight mintues of grunting.

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Eric: Now that everbody is here, wait a second, where is Evolution?
Shelton: Yo, Eric, the main event heels never show up to these meetings.

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Chavo Classic the new revolutionizing force in sports entertainment!

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Edge has to be thinking to himself that this looked cooler with Rob Zombie theme.

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Security! Security! We have an unauthorized person in the back! Brock Lesnar!

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Micheal Cole: So, Bradshaw, you relize that on Smackdown in Canada that your still on the NORTH AMERICAN continent.


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Kane: I love getting to touch women angles! Make Kane Happy!

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Bubba: Pip Sqeak!
Rey: Two words, GIANT KILLER!

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Torrie: Your gruesome!
Big Show: Do I have something in my teeth?

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Sluts, hoes, horrors, and any actual women listening that can understand the words coming out of my mouth.




***NOTE*** Any actual women reading the last caption it is not ment to OFFEND you as a woman. It is ment for the sole purpose of the women above in the photo which probably are all smarter than me anyways. Thank you.



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Not to go off-topic, but I disagree with this a bit. Shelton & Tajiri went to RAW, and look what happened to them in the past year. Theodore Long became an entertaining GM, and Edge is now Mr. Money In The Bank.
- mattsledge, Piper To RAW? (2005)
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