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|  #1 Posted on 28.8.12 0017.47 | Instant Rating: 9.39 | I'm on vacation! So, please, get somebody else to start a thread on this awful, awful show. In the mean time, here's some photos awaiting your yuks.
This week, instead of TV screen grabs, these look like actual by God photographs! (Well...most of them...)
As always, thanks to the WWE Facebook group. Full gallery is at Imgur (imgur.com) except the ones added later which are in a different gallery completely.
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| #2 Posted on 28.8.12 0516.18 | Instant Rating: 5.08 |
1. I am still pissed that you slapped Andy Kaufman.
3. If you need mouth to mouth, I can give it from here.
9. Can I go to the bathroom please?
1. This is the French side of me.
 We'll be back right after order has been restored here in the Omni Center. That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy - Swift | miknight
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|  #3 Posted on 28.8.12 0820.18 |
1. Punk: You sir, look like a pug.
2. That ref wants to be Layla's foot sooooo badly......me too..
3. Swagger: YOU'RE A THTUPID HEAD!!
4. John just pulled a "psyche" non-handshake on the ref
5. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So i took the trolley down to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days.....
6. Slater punches Santino, in retaliation for Santino engulfing Heath's head in a Firaga spell
7. ULTRA HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG!!!
8. With Daniels toe hot-glued to Truth's nipple, fun was had by all 
9. Harold: Dude, can you stop being awesome for one goddamn minute so i can stand out!
D-Bry: Not gonna happen. You must be THIS excellent to steal every segment.
10. HHH: OH, i didn't see you guys there. Welcome to my crib.
11. HHH: If you cheer me, i'll come back. If not, I'll keep coming back till you do. Win-Win!
12. Daniel Bryan's earlier boast comes back to haunt him when Kane takes years of Wrestlecrap and knocks it into the stratosphere. "You must be this excellent" indeed.
13. I imagine that somewhere, my two guys are stealing the show, from outside the arena in pre-taped land.
14. Punk's beard takes the lead over Punk's hair!
BONUS EMOTIONAL TRIPLE H
1. HHH brings the emotion that could've saved Blade Trinity.
2. Since this is a carbon copy of the SS photo from last week, except with a shirt, i'd like to imagine that HHH will look back wistfully at the ring wearing progressively more clothing each week, until he looks super cozy and warm.
Three oinkers wearing pants, a plate of hot air, a basket of grandma's breakfast and change a bull to a gill, got it. | samoflange
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| #4 Posted on 28.8.12 0834.26 | Instant Rating: 3.70 | | ULTRA HUG is one of the best captions I've seen in these threads. Kudos | Hokienautic
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| #5 Posted on 28.8.12 1031.59 | Instant Rating: 5.71 | Originally posted by miknight
2. Since this is a carbon copy of the SS photo from last week, except with a shirt, i'd like to imagine that HHH will look back wistfully at the ring wearing progressively more clothing each week, until he looks super cozy and warm.
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| #6 Posted on 28.8.12 1604.10 | Instant Rating: 8.21 |
4. When I thought that that was Jensen Ackles choking out John Cena, I was all prepared to commit to watching RAW more consistently and posting gushing adulation in the uber-quiet Ladies' Forum. Then I realized it was the Miz. 
( Compare (ia.media-imdb.com) )
9. "'Scuse me - why is it that the punch bowl and coffepot are both nearly empty yet no one in our happy circle has Styrofoam or Red Solo Cups?" | Stefonics
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| #7 Posted on 28.8.12 1651.23 | Instant Rating: 5.34 |
2. That's one damn fine tit-kick.
3. Feed. Me. Less.
7. Armstrong wanted the hug, but Cara already had his sights on Sandow.
10. Turnaround.
11. Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming 'round.
BONUS EMOTIONAL TRIPLE H
1. Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears.
2. Turnaround bright eyes, every now and then I fall apart. | BigDaddyLoco
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| #8 Posted on 28.8.12 1831.04 | Instant Rating: 6.28 |
Remember how awesome I was as a heel?
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| #9 Posted on 28.8.12 1908.15 | Instant Rating: 6.86 |
1. You go ask Dutch Mantell how he drew a dime with a hairy chest. I tried and no one cared
2. POP goes the implant. I don't think Dr. Andrews can help with that
3. Ryback, on his back like a turtle = selling. No wonder Swagger is upset
4. I'm not wasting my time with a resthold
5. ...and Tazz is still looks like he came off a Lucky Charms box
6. VOGUE!
7. Mr. Intelligent can't figure out your are not supposed to look like you are going to catch him. Kayfabe
8. Now THAT'S how you kick someone
9. Harold looks on like DB has a legit question. DB: "How long before you work Goat Face into this?
10. Lemmy's always proud
11. HHH: And I'd like to thank Mick Foley for making my career
12. DB is ashamed that he didn't wear his tights instead of jeans. But who knew Kane would come full gimmick?
13. AJ (thinking) Supply-side economics is a school of macroeconomic thought that argues that economic growth can be most effectively created by lowering barriers for people to produce (supply) goods and services, such as lowering income tax and capital gains tax rates, and by allowing greater flexibility by reducing regulation. According to supply-side economics, consumers will then benefit from a greater supply of goods and services at lower prices. Typical policy recommendations of supply-side economists are lower marginal tax rates and less regulation.
AJ:What did you think I was stupid?
14. Another fucking resthold
BONUS EMOTIONAL TRIPLE H
1. Girl
2. You STILL ain't Cactus Jack
FLEA
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Demonstrations are a drag. Besides, we're much too high
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| #10 Posted on 29.8.12 0040.17 | Instant Rating: 5.70 |
1. "You got a little mustard on the corner of your mouth."
2. Though meaning well, Layla had no idea how to do the Heimlich.
3. Swagger: "I don't care how close to Edge, Christian, and Kurt Angle, I'll beat you tonight!"
Ryback: "For the love of all that's holy, I'm not Rhyno, he just left this ring gear sitting around."
4. This is actually a 45 second video from their match.
5. "That's right there's mustard; when you're the King, you don't pay for Sheetz Hotdogz anymore."
6. Slater, thinking of his puppy growing up, is thrilled to see scratching Santino behind his ear yields strong rewards.
7. Suddenly, Sandow, Armstrong, and Sin Cara all start telling fishing stories.
8. Proof that yawning is contagious.
9. "Excuse me, but Harold's notebook is just full of doodles he drew of my beard."
10. "In a world where the Rock and Steve Austin are gone..."
11. Way ahead of his time, HHH's speaking style is well suited to 2012, where every time I fast-forward on my DVR he's at a normal pace.
12. This was honestly too golden to touch. Set, match, WWE Creative.
13. To the joy of no one, AJ starts grinding and clicking her jaw into the microphone.
14. Though he was awestruck by Punk's challenge, at least Jerry Lawler, announcer, aged 62, still had his full ring gear with him, including wristbands.
BONUS EMOTIONAL TRIPLE H
1. "Woah, anybody have any cats around here?"
2. Wistfully, HHH bids us farewell, and with a heavy heart, goes back to his insanely secure executive position with a multi-million dollar corporation.
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Frown and the world laughs at you."
-Me. | Peter The Hegemon
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| #11 Posted on 30.8.12 0235.30 | Instant Rating: 6.58 |
The first mini-black hole ever observed suddenly engulfs Layla's hair.
And he HUFFED, and he PUFFED, and he BLEW the Ryback down!
Although his commitment to science was admirable, Daniel Bryan was unable to replicate the conditions which caused the mini-black hole to appear. |
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