Back by popular demand of Java's kid (his older kid - the younger one is FORBIDDEN from visiting here due to Internet regulations, or so I hear), here we are back again with another batch of images for your hilarious captions.
As always, thanks to the WWE Facebook group. Full gallery is at Imgur (imgur.com)
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BONUS EXTRA GRAPHICS FROM TONIGHT AND ALSO LAST NIGHT
2. AJ: You're kind of fuggly without your goatee Dave
3. When suddenly, Ryback's sack of corn turned into a real boy.
4. Ref: If you both propose at once, it's gonna be a long honeymoon
5. Brock: I believe in you, two-legged zebra.
6. Anything here might only make this picture less funny than it is.
7. AJ: See. 8!! CJ: You're a little simple aren't you? AJ: Teehee, MUFFINS!!
8. Top right old man: Cole will make an excellent trophy. Sheamus: Can there be too many limes? Top left lady: Derp
9. Show: You're not nearly oiled enough. Here, i got your back bro.
10. SM: I know my lamp is mouldy, Shuddup!
11. Cole: And your tweets have decided it WWE universe, Kaitlyn's ass is the most majestic! She gets the title shot!
12. Cole into his headset: No, i'm sure this is a repeat. I don't care if i look up i'll see it live, i'm beyond sure that this is a repeat.
13. Bestest buddies 4 life. Meanwhile, Tron-ref does his best Dancing Prince Charles impression.
14. Punk: This belt means everything, you said so yourself. Cena: Memory wiped. Processing new motivation and morality. Preparing to yell/talk in 3, 2, 1
BONUS EXTRA GRAPHICS FROM TONIGHT AND ALSO LAST NIGHT
1. Martee, watch out! The pain's are coming!
2. Some day we'll find it, the rainbow connection
3. HHH: I now have regret over my pre-match referee instructions. Nobody look at me!
4. As HHH exits the ring for perhaps the last time, his shoulder openly weeps.
Three oinkers wearing pants, a plate of hot air, a basket of grandma's breakfast and change a bull to a gill, got it.
11. It's been so long, only Natalya remembers what Divas are supposed to do when put together in the ring. Poor Kaitlyn was just asking for a brownie recipe.
1. Jinder: Making a funny face intensfies the hold. That's what the Iron Shiek told me, drunk
2. Otunga wisely thought to wear red, the color of AJ's shirt. He could even say CRAZY and not get in trouble
3. Re: Ryback - I didn't know they stacked shit that high
4. Ref: Does Kofi have a gold tooth like Truth?
5. There's still a curse, Scott. Still a curse
6. Orton smiles slyly as he realizes that he's not losing anytime soon
7. Dolph's even got pink sunglasses. LIVE THE GIMMICK
8. Yes I do believe that the policy of pragmagtic does work in this situation. How bout you Cole?
9. They don't show this angle on TV - Show's hand covers the whole dude's chest! I'd HAVE to sell that
10. HBK: You have to understand. I can and will bore you for the next ten minutes
11. Oksana don't worry bout nothin no, cause worrying's a waste of her time. So just hang
12. Kane gets a free slurpee tonight for his 1000th tombstone. Which of the diva's it will be , we don't know
13. Y2J: I'll tell you the next spot as soon as they get these damn cameras out of the way
14. PUNK: You do know it's your fault marketing keeps making me wear this stupid spinner belt, don't you?
BONUS EXTRA GRAPHICS FROM TONIGHT AND ALSO LAST NIGHT
1. Paul: I'm just wasting time until I can say "BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS NNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR"
2. Cena rapping: The shirt is cotton, this promos rotten, obviously it is the script I have forgottten
3. HHH: Get away from me . I need to garner sympathy. Can't have them chant "You Tapped Out" can we?
4. You ain't Cactus Jack
FLEA
(edited by RYDER FAKIN on 21.8.12 1723)
(edited by CRZ on 21.8.12 1827) Demonstrations are a drag. Besides, we're much too high
She should stick with that gimmick. Kaitkyn and Warrior wrestle about the sameKids will think it's nostalgic while the rest of us lament on steroids vs. big implants
FLEA
Demonstrations are a drag. Besides, we're much too high
1. Mahal: Get down from there right now young man before you fall and hurt yourself!
2. "Actually, by the laws of WWE physics, yes my tongue would stick out if you pulled on my bowtie."
3. Ryback, though meaning well, had no idea how to do the Heimlich.
4. Kofi and Darren can barely contain themselves as the referee, totally breaking kayfabe, tells them his version of the Aristocrats.
5. "Right here? Want me to rub some Icy Hot on it?"
6. AJ notices the guy up in the nosebleeds spilling 4 Icee frozen beverages all over the railing and onto some kid on the mezzanine.
7. "Chris, Dolph, are you the guys who keep putting up brand new WWE posters at every arena we visit?"
8. Sheamus wipes the spittle from his jaw as he watches someone in the front row eat a whole rack of lamb.
9. Scott Armstrong having refused, Brock having left, Otunga gets Big Show to apply Icy Hot...
10. "I'll have to make this brief before the furniture store asks me to leave."
11. The Battle Royale a bust, no one certain of what to do, Kaitlyn gets checked for ticks.
12. Writer: "So, we need to reestablish Kane as a monster." Other writer: "Woo, woo, woo, I know who!"
13. Jericho and Ziggler take on the hardest match in WWE history; the Superglued at the Pits Match.
14. "C'mon, I'm playing ball, my boots are twice as gawdy as your hat and shirt!"
BONUS EXTRA GRAPHICS FROM TONIGHT AND ALSO LAST NIGHT
1. Paul kindly asks the WWE Universe to stop distracting Brock with that beach ball.
2. "Your boots? Your boots? Well, while those gawdy pink boots have been holding the belt for 9 months, I've been wearing purple, yellow, orange, and all sorts of gawdy gear for years!"
3. HHH realizes his keys aren't in his pocket.
4. HHH checks one last time to see if he left them in the ring.
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Frown and the world laughs at you." -Me.
Where are they now segments? Are you nuts? Vince would never create that kind of bad publicity for himself. Half of the workers that leave the WWF continued wrestling, many continuing on today.