1. Yeah, I would have a creepy smile too if I had AJ standing next to me like that.
5. CM Punk: "Officer, I swear! I didn't know Paul was trying to steal the WWE championship title belt and pawn it to pay off his debts!"
6. CM Punk: "Why is everyone laughing and looking at me funny? Oh damn, I'm not wearing any pants! Please let this be a dream!"
16. Because nothing says Raw in Oklahoma like crapping on Jim Ross.
17. "FUCK YO HAT, JIM ROSS!!! FUCK YO HAT!!! I'M CM PUNK, BITCH!!! COLD BLOODED!!!"
18. "Now Ryback talking like he going to kick my ass with a Bruce Lee crosskick or something. Now ain't that a B? He's probably taking classes with the little kiddies."
22. "JIM ROSS, YOU DARKNESS, YOU EVIL- !!! YOU AS COLD AS ICE!!! FUCK YO HAT!!! THEY SHOULD HAD NEVER GIVEN YOU OKIES MONEY!!! YOU CAN BUY A NEW HAT!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO ABOUT MY FUCKING NECK, JIM ROSS!?!?!
I thought last night's show was okay. It didn't feel like the epic sort of show that it was built to be, but it was still pretty solid. Aside from the main event, there wasn't really anything else on the show that felt important.