Well, for #1: "Don't hide it Brock, unless it's NOT really this big.", #2: "Look in my eyes and call me HHH again dumbass!", #3: "Please! The Green matches the mold in my Ass hair.", #4 "Bullshit, I mean you have no talent; how can YOU be booking now? It's beyoun comprhension!"
I merely suggested, that you had the driving ability of a brain dead labratory ape.
The young former Champion, Brock Lesnar, quietly wonders to himself just where Tazz's other hand is...
For the last time Mark...It's okay if you had that dream but stop looking at me like that you flamer!
Come on, Gregory...Largest soft size wins.
And then those nasty Jews put the crown of thorns riiight here...
P.S. Stephanie if you could tell me how you managed to include the pics in your post with your captions I'd be greatly appreciative...
(edited by Hogan's My Dad on 7.12.02 1914) Best Quote from Dec. 8 Smackdown recap: "Um, yeah. So youíre telling me all Torrie had to do to save us this crappy TV is please the cheese? ChristÖIf thatís all it took - Iíd eat out LINDA McMAHON to save myself this garbage TV - Hell Iíd toss Vinceís salad after a visit from Pat Patterson - uh - maybe not."
Vikings (3-9) - Michael Vick is the sweet sweet dagger that stabs into my heart... Badgers (7-6) - Being from Minnesota, qualifying for a bowl, winning at home. Oh, sweet victory. Buffy 7.9 Earns 8 points. The plot for this season is awesome. I want to have Joss Whedon's children. Well...Not really, but the plot IS awesome. (Should I be waiting for the Marti Noxon sledgehammer of plot screwjob at the end?)
Cole: Now Brock, don't hold me to this because it's just a rumor I read on the Internet, but I heard that you REALLY cracked your rib trying to F5 Stephanie in bed. Tazz: What the fuck is the Internet?
Edge: And then it hit me, that kid Matt on Tough Enough3 looks so much like me that he could join me and Christian and form a family stable just like The Dudleyz! Lloyd: But none of you have last names.
Hurricane: I don't care if it means Hunter WILL stop holding me down, I'm not getting breast implants.
Shawn: I'm tired of telling you, these are referee stripes, not prison stripes. I'm not picking up that soap.
Cole: Brock, we promise, if you come back, Tazz will stop trying to put you in the Tazzmission in the shower. Tazz: I PROMISE NOTHING!
Edge: I'm serious dude, I can swallow my whole hand. Lloyd: Prove it!
Christian: What, no hug?
Shawn: Triple H is the best, Triple H is the greatest. HHH: Shawn, you took Vince's medicine again!
Utilizing the belief system and work ethic (Mattributes) of THE Matt Hardy to create a better life for yourself by fulfilling your goals and dreams. Mattitude is a quality that can help anyone -- regardless of background or past -- to achieve success. You just have to make it a lifestyle, a mindset, a religion. Mattitude, is something that can not be taught or learned. Mattitude is something that burns within. In the ring, Mattitude is the intangible, the x-factor, that gives me an advantage over everyone else.
The display of Michael Cole's improving play-by-play skills are put to the test with what could be the world's longest staring contest between Brock and Tazz.
Look into my eyes, Marc Loyd... you are getting sleepy... you will add another "L" to the start of your last name. You will improve your sucky Velocity announcing... Every time you see Rikishi pass by, you will scream at the top of your lungs, "Sodas rule!"
You want to steal my ASS CREAM (tm)?!? WazzupWithDat?
And as Trips longingly stares at Shawn, Shawn tries to reason why Trips wants a menage-a-trois between the two and Jeff Hardy. "Why couldn't it just be Pat?" Shawn says. -- This is /slash, right? *ducks*
Cole: Brock, we get the idea, just close your legs already. You don't need the shirt to make your point. Tazz: Is that really the best way to advertise?
EDGE: Okay, Loyd, since it seems you need some help being taken seriously, let me give you some tips. If you want to get people to respect you, you've got to go with the crazy eyes. See mine? You scared yet?
Christian: Look, stop asking me to explain the concept of ass cream! It's cream, you put it on your ass! How hard is that to understand? Hurricane: But... why? Would you do such a thing?
Shawn: No, really, what's in my ear? Don't just stare at it...
Did anyone here tape this week's show? I've been taping all of them for my personal archives, but the taping of this last one got screwed up. If anyone's got a copy and wants to help me out, please let me know here or at karlos@filmistruthPLEASENOSPAM....