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Since: 2.1.02
From: Bronx, NY

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#1 Posted on
This is an idea (blatantly) stolen from another site - but since I can do these screencaps and whatever - I thought I'd try it here. This inaugural WV Caption Contest is brought to you by:

(This is just so evil)

Anyhow, this is simple. I'll post a screencap from and you give a caption to said screencap. So here you go. Enjoy.





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Captain Ferret
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Since: 14.9.02
From: Manchester

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#2 Posted on
2) Ooooh, that's a good un! Come here while I stick this in your hair Lloyd!

Since: 17.11.02

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#3 Posted on
Well, for #1: "Don't hide it Brock, unless it's NOT really this big.", #2: "Look in my eyes and call me HHH again dumbass!", #3: "Please! The Green matches the mold in my Ass hair.", #4 "Bullshit, I mean you have no talent; how can YOU be booking now? It's beyoun comprhension!"

I merely suggested, that you had the driving ability of a brain dead labratory ape.
Texas Kelly
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Since: 3.1.02

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#4 Posted on

That first vidcap - BEST SIGN EVER :)

He's the King of the World... & You Just Live in It, Junior!
The following post has been certified necrophilia-free by the FET (Fire & Embarass Teo) Commission.
(Thanks to Alessandro for the idea!)

Lap cheong

Since: 18.6.02
From: North Cacalacky

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#5 Posted on

    Originally posted by Texas Kelly

    That first vidcap - BEST SIGN EVER :)

I am so sick of those Guerrero/Lawn mowing signs. It was funny the first time. It was even funny the second and third time. But Jesus Christ, people. Give it a rest and think of something original.

Dead as Dillenger

Since: 2.1.02
From: Madison, WI

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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.22

    Originally posted by Kawshen
    1) Now I, the great Cole-io, will make this man vanish from Smackdown! Tazz - a little music!

    2) ...and when he tried to hit me in the teeth, his hand broke!

    3) I will look for your bags once I have located Citizen D'Lo's career! Now begone!

    4) I'm sorry, Jean - I can't imagine Steph's breasts getting big enough to balance out your nose.

(Well - it's my first try.)


I'm going twenty-four hours a day...I can't seem to stop
- "Turn Up The Radio", Autograph

Since: 8.6.02
From: Canada

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#7 Posted on
1/ The Cole/Brock

The young former Champion, Brock Lesnar, quietly wonders to himself just where Tazz's other hand is...

2/ Edge/Loyd

For the last time Mark...It's okay if you had that dream but stop looking at me like that you flamer!

3/ Jericho/Christian/D'Lo/Hurricane

Come on, Gregory...Largest soft size wins.

4/ Trips/HBK

And then those nasty Jews put the crown of thorns riiight here...

P.S. Stephanie if you could tell me how you managed to include the pics in your post with your captions I'd be greatly appreciative...

(edited by Hogan's My Dad on 7.12.02 1914)

Best Quote from Dec. 8 Smackdown recap:
"Um, yeah. So youíre telling me all Torrie had to do to save us this crappy TV is please the cheese? ChristÖIf thatís all it took - Iíd eat out LINDA McMAHON to save myself this garbage TV - Hell Iíd toss Vinceís salad after a visit from Pat Patterson - uh - maybe not."
James F'n X

Since: 2.1.02
From: Seattle, WA

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#8 Posted on

    Originally posted by Kawshen
    1) Cole - "Now, Brock, I understand that, since your suspension, you've been suffering from constipation..."

    2) "Dude, don't you recognize me! I'm the lead singer of the Spin Doctors!"

    3) "You better turn off that X-Ray vision, superhero guy!"

    4) "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache!"

"Steinerís Chain Mail must be +2 v. Cruiserweights, Chris! Make a saving throw!" - Excalibur05

"Come to the place where tropical breezes blow! Come to the coolest place I know! The people are so great! But really there's only me! And that means I'm so great, and also there's the Cheat, oh there's the Cheat!"

Since: 19.1.02
From: Minnesota

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#9 Posted on

    Originally posted by Kawshen

    Tazz: Lay it on him, Cole!
    Cole: Ok, Brock, I'm thinking of a number between one and Ten.
    Brock: Hmm...


    Edge: You know, Mark, for $20.00 can wear a hat just like mine!


    Christian: Seriously, Dude. We'll give it right back. Just let us borrow your cape.


    HBK: Hunter, I'm thinking of a number between one and ten.
    HHH: Oh, come on Shawn. Didn't you see Smackdown?
    HBK: Uh...No...No I didn't. Why?
    HHH: Never mind. Let's go hold down some mid-carders.

RAW Satire 12/2
Since everyone else is doing it (ok, not EVERYONE, but...)

Vikings (3-9) - Michael Vick is the sweet sweet dagger that stabs into my heart...
Badgers (7-6) - Being from Minnesota, qualifying for a bowl, winning at home. Oh, sweet victory.
Buffy 7.9 Earns 8 points. The plot for this season is awesome. I want to have Joss Whedon's children. Well...Not really, but the plot IS awesome. (Should I be waiting for the Marti Noxon sledgehammer of plot screwjob at the end?)

Since: 18.3.02
From: Hartland, WI

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#10 Posted on

    Originally posted by Kawshen

    Brock is cleary unimpressed with Tazz's ventriliquism skills.
    Brock:You suck Tazz! Everyone can see your lips moving.


    Edge: And then it hit me! A hat! That'll make up for my complete lack of a personality!


    Christian: Dude, seriously, it wasn't us! Maybe you sould ask Bradshaw how that got in your gym bag!


    HBK: No...I still don't get it. I'm picturing the bullwhip, the blacklight, and the trapeze, but I still can't see how that would make Chyna attractive...

(edited by cranlsn on 7.12.02 2135)

9-3 NORTH DIVISION CHAMPIONS Bring on the Vikings!


Since: 23.5.02
From: Nashville,TN

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#11 Posted on

    Originally posted by Stephanie

      Originally posted by Kawshen

      Cole:How many fingers am I holding up?

      Brock:Thats a tough


      Edge: And I'm gonna keep this eye on Benoit and this eye on Angle and ::Lifts hat:: and I gonna keep this eye on Guerrero.



      Christian: I'll trade you my towel for cape.

      Hurricane: No,my cape doesn't smell like man sack.......yet.


      Shawn: So what your saying Joanie wouldn't let you use li'l Jean Paul.
      Shawn: Then what did you use?
      HHH: My nose.
      Shawn: WOW!!!!


      Shawn: No, I'm Lando and you're Han
      HHH: No,I'm Lando and you're Han
      Shawn: No....
      HHH: I betrayed you didn't I ?
      Shawn: Yeah, I guess your right.
      HHH: Damn Straight.

I'm a Testicle
Mr Heel II
Lap cheong

Since: 25.2.02

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#12 Posted on
1 - (Cole) "Dude, we're not looking up your skirt. You're not even WEARING a skirt."

2 - (Edge) "So if I touch my nose ten times, you'll drop the DUI charge?"

3 and 4 - (I bow to Stephanie. Your caps ruled.)

this post brought to you by the wholesome goodness of deep fried clam strips
Boudin blanc

Since: 26.8.02

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#13 Posted on

Cole: Now Brock, don't hold me to this because it's just a rumor I read on the Internet, but I heard that you REALLY cracked your rib trying to F5 Stephanie in bed.
Tazz: What the fuck is the Internet?

Edge: And then it hit me, that kid Matt on Tough Enough3 looks so much like me that he could join me and Christian and form a family stable just like The Dudleyz!
Lloyd: But none of you have last names.

Hurricane: I don't care if it means Hunter WILL stop holding me down, I'm not getting breast implants.

Shawn: I'm tired of telling you, these are referee stripes, not prison stripes. I'm not picking up that soap.
Potato korv

Since: 17.6.02
From: Buenos Aires, Argentina

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#14 Posted on

    Originally posted by Kawshen


    Cole: Brock, we promise, if you come back, Tazz will stop trying to put you in the Tazzmission in the shower.


    Edge: I'm serious dude, I can swallow my whole hand.
    Lloyd: Prove it!


    Christian: What, no hug?


    Shawn: Triple H is the best, Triple H is the greatest.
    HHH: Shawn, you took Vince's medicine again!

Utilizing the belief system and work ethic (Mattributes) of THE Matt Hardy to create a better life for yourself by fulfilling your goals and dreams. Mattitude is a quality that can help anyone -- regardless of background or past -- to achieve success. You just have to make it a lifestyle, a mindset, a religion. Mattitude, is something that can not be taught or learned. Mattitude is something that burns within. In the ring, Mattitude is the intangible, the x-factor, that gives me an advantage over everyone else.

Since: 4.1.02

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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.10
1. Brock is visibly sickened by Tazz and Cole's impression of Sigfried and Roy.

2. Look Mark. RVD ain't got nothing on me. I can point to myself too. See? See? Pretty cool huh?

3. Yo, get your white towel wearing, shrunken dick having, cracker asses the hell outta here. Can't you see me and my homeboy D'Lo are straight chillin' here? Whuzzupwitdat?

4. HHH unsuccessfully calls upon Psychic Shawn to try to locate his long lost soul.

(edited by Jackson on 7.12.02 2312)

Bubbles? Oh come on Sharon! Iím Ozzy Osbourne the Prince of Fucking Darkness. Evil, evil, more fucking evil not a boatload of fucking bubbles man.
Wolfram J. Paulovich

Since: 11.11.02
From: Fat City, Baby

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#16 Posted on
Pic #1
Cole: Look at this fucking manicure!!! Look at it!!!

Pic #2
Edge: You wouldn't think they could fit, but those suckers bore in through the holes next to your eyes.

Pic #3
Hurricane: I just use Jergens, and that gets rid of the itching and dryness. Here, feel....

Pic #4
Triple H: No, don't be upset. I'm not looking at the hair. I'm just admiring the shape of your skull....

(edited by Jeb Tennyson Lund on 8.12.02 0155)

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"I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there are too many fat children."
Swordsman Yen

Since: 16.2.02
From: Shaolin

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#17 Posted on | Instant Rating: 10.00
From the desk of Swordsman Yen

"By the great powers of The Amazing Cole, I command thee to quit scratching his nuts."

"Now my opponent thinks he can block my patented 3 Stooges eye poke. Imagine his surprise when I only use ONE finger!"

"I don't need any tweaking. My nipples are perfectly erect, thank you."

Not aware of the rules, HHH just stands and watches HBK count during a game of hide and seek.

"I don't care what people think. People are stupid." -- Charles Barkley

Cowboys 3-7-0. how 'bout them Spurs?

Spurs 6-4. *sigh*

Yao Ming Watch - Tracking Yao's efforts to elevate his game to Shawn Bradley's level. Good luck Yao!
(through 11/22/02)

PPG: Bradley 9.2, Yao 8.9
RPG: Bradley 8.1, Yao 5.2
BPG: Bradley 2.7, Yao 0.7

Since: 28.6.02

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#18 Posted on
    Originally posted by Kawshen


    The display of Michael Cole's improving play-by-play skills are put to the test with what could be the world's longest staring contest between Brock and Tazz.


    Look into my eyes, Marc Loyd... you are getting sleepy... you will add another "L" to the start of your last name. You will improve your sucky Velocity announcing... Every time you see Rikishi pass by, you will scream at the top of your lungs, "Sodas rule!"



    You want to steal my ASS CREAM (tm)?!? WazzupWithDat?

    And as Trips longingly stares at Shawn, Shawn tries to reason why Trips wants a menage-a-trois between the two and Jeff Hardy. "Why couldn't it just be Pat?" Shawn says. -- This is /slash, right? *ducks*

(edited by Teppan-Yaki on 8.12.02 1426)

Allez cuisine!

Since: 2.1.02
From: nWo Country

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#19 Posted on
1. Cole: Stick with us fans, he'll start WALKING any minute!

2. Edge: Look...I'm Willem DaFoe.
Loyd: Oh yeah! And hey, I'm Robin Williams!
Edge: No you're not.
Loyd: No...I'm not.

3. Christian: C'mon...smell my fingers.

4. Shawn: It's only a bad dream, it's only a bad dream...Oh dear God, he's still here!!

Murdoch had just made the mistake no man should...He kissed a big angry black guy


Since: 22.4.02
From: Outside of Boston

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#20 Posted on

    Originally posted by Kawshen

    Cole: Brock, we get the idea, just close your legs already. You don't need the shirt to make your point.
    Tazz: Is that really the best way to advertise?


    EDGE: Okay, Loyd, since it seems you need some help being taken seriously, let me give you some tips. If you want to get people to respect you, you've got to go with the crazy eyes. See mine? You scared yet?


    Christian: Look, stop asking me to explain the concept of ass cream! It's cream, you put it on your ass! How hard is that to understand?
    Hurricane: But... why? Would you do such a thing?


    Shawn: No, really, what's in my ear? Don't just stare at it...

Today's Out-Of-Context Quote, Courtesy of Punkinhead:

"I'm gonna go dig up a date!"
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While you make an interesting point, I can't see what there is to be gained by it. The only people that think/know he's leaving are those that dwell on this here internet, and really thats not where Goldberg's fan base is for the most part.
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