"What's that cheese you're eating? American cheese. Remember that."
It must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era, comes out of the water." It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes, and I yelled, I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "I need about treefiddy."
At the last two wrestlemanias I attended the meet & greets. Lemme explain how things went: WM20: We were ushered into a room, where 8 wrestlers were sitting behind a long table. They signed a placemat we all received with the PPV logo and such.