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Since: 7.10.02 From: the last house on the left
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| #2 Posted on 16.10.02 2108.30 | This reminds me of the SportsCenter commercial...
"What's that cheese you're eating? American cheese. Remember that."
It must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era, comes out of the water." It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes, and I yelled, I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "I need about treefiddy." |
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