"What's that cheese you're eating? American cheese. Remember that."
It must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era, comes out of the water." It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes, and I yelled, I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "I need about treefiddy."
Yeah, a lot of people seem to like my icon. I think it's the greatest icon in sports entertainment. BTW, I write SNL reviews for another website, and CRZ has allowed me to print my review of the show at slash. Look for it in the next couple of days.