"What's that cheese you're eating? American cheese. Remember that."
It must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era, comes out of the water." It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes, and I yelled, I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "I need about treefiddy."
Actually, Eddy Guerrero was flirting with death when he joined Art Barr and became pro U.S. back in the heyday of the AAA promotion. Saying that Mexican wrestling fans take wrestling VERY seriously is not a stretch by any means.