"What's that cheese you're eating? American cheese. Remember that."
It must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era, comes out of the water." It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes, and I yelled, I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "I need about treefiddy."
I guess it's a good thing he was eliminated from the first round of Up Up Down Down's Madden 2016 tournament. Of course, Seth Rollins is in the finals, so it may take them a bit to actually finish said tournament.