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The W - Random - Canadian Hit by Train, Survives and Credits the Metal Gods
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http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20060418.wmetalhead0418/BNStory/Entertainment/

This guy is good for the hilarious quotes, heh. You can just picture the conductors of the train, blowing the horn as loud as possible while this mulleted dude in a Dokken t-shirt ignored them heh. Hilarious stuff.



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I liked it so much that I had to add it to my sig. Do you suppose they found the doobie he was hitting on?



I wasn't sure what happened. Then I saw the train stopping up ahead. I thought, ‘Holy crap dude, you just got hit by a train.'
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“Maybe the metal gods above were smiling on me and they didn't want one of their true warriors to die on them. Otherwise, I'd be up there in the kingdom of steel.”

Wow. I can't believe this isn't someone I know.
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You didn't finish that thought correctly "or someone I dated."



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    Originally posted by Lise (vis a vis the news article)
    “Maybe the metal gods above were smiling on me and they didn't want one of their true warriors to die on them. Otherwise, I'd be up there in the kingdom of steel.”


Sorry to be such a wrestling dork, but did this quote read like the beginning of an Ultimate Warrior promo to anyone else?


"THE METAL GODS ABOVE WERE SMILING ON ME AND THEY DID NOT WANT ONE OF THEIR TRUE WARRIORS TO DIE ON THEEEEEEMMMM! OTHERWISE I WOULD BE UP THERE, HULK HOGAN, IN THE KINGDOM OF STEEEEEL! HULKAMANIA'S TRAIN WILL HAS BEEN DE-RAAAAILED! SO TEAR OFF THE KABOOSE...Hulk...Hogan. TOSS ASIDE THE CONDUCTOR WHO HAS ALREADY DIED AND MADE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE...Hulk...Hogan. SHOVEL IN THE COAL, Hulk...hogan...AND FEEL THE POWER OF ALL MY METAL WARRIAAAAAHHHHHS *snarl*"




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    Sorry to be such a wrestling dork, but did this quote read like the beginning of an Ultimate Warrior promo to anyone else?


It sounds more like something Gene Simmons would say.

(edited by JoshMann on 19.4.06 1538)


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Story update (calsun.canoe.ca)

The gods of metal will be most displeased....



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