My first thought was NBA in New Jersey= Bruce Springsteen.
Thankfully the Boss had enough sense to avoid being lumped in with the craptastic rest of the halftime acts (my imaginary girlfriend Jewel exempted).
Over 1400 posts and still never a Wiener of the Day!
Well you're in your little room and you're working on something good but if it's really good you're gonna need a bigger room and when you're in the bigger room you might not know what to do you might have to think of how you got started in your little room da da da
If Shaq in fact is Superman (and I'm tremendously biased about this), that makes Damon Jones either Lois Lane or Jimmy Olsen. Although for being a matador on defense and disappearing from games, who's Eddie Jones, El Diablo?