"Tattoos are the mullets of the aughts." - Mike Naimark
"Don't stop after beating the swords into ploughshares, don't stop! Go on beating and make musical instruments out of them. Whoever wants to make war again will have to turn them into ploughshares first" - Yehuda Amichai
Horatio Sanz's Harry Knowles impression was the highlight of the cold opening. Last Night's TV Funhouse wasn't as funny as last week's but was still funny. Highlights included Bamm-Bamm and Marvin The Martian. Update was alright.