"Tattoos are the mullets of the aughts." - Mike Naimark
"Don't stop after beating the swords into ploughshares, don't stop! Go on beating and make musical instruments out of them. Whoever wants to make war again will have to turn them into ploughshares first" - Yehuda Amichai
After that item came across the AP wires, I made sure this was stuck in all my coworker's heads on Friday: "Pop goes the sperm whale!" Now to set it to a rap beat...where the hell is 3rd Bass when you need them?