"Tattoos are the mullets of the aughts." - Mike Naimark
"Don't stop after beating the swords into ploughshares, don't stop! Go on beating and make musical instruments out of them. Whoever wants to make war again will have to turn them into ploughshares first" - Yehuda Amichai
Full Story Short version :- drug cheats are apparently using prosthetic penis' to simulate giving a test sample. I'm not sure whether to post this here or sports other than ... so please move if wrong.