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Everybody buckle up. August 5 will see the premiere of THE ANNA NICOLE SMITH SHOW on E! Entertainment Television. The half-hour series will revolve around the daily life of the former Playboy Playmate who inherited millions after the 1995 death of her octogenarian oilman husband, E. Pierce Marshall. The show will feature the daly misadventures of Smith, her personal assistant, her attorney and her black poodle Sugar Pie. E! has ordered 13 episodes, and has an option for six more seasons.



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I heard they had to buy a certain kind of boom mic that can block the sound of air coming out of her ears.



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Programming decisions like this are why E is the fastest growing network in the United States. Or is that TNN? I forget.



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#4 Posted on
She needs more money?



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What's more pathetic is that people will watch it. There is no accounting for the taste of the american viewing public.



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#6 Posted on
"The show will feature the daly misadventures of Smith, her personal assistant, her attorney and her black poodle Sugar Pie. E! has ordered 13 episodes, and has an option for six more seasons."

So this show will be on for seven seasons...wow, she must have incriminating pictures of some high-level E! executives.





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ha ha ha ha...this is just so....um....SUCK!

Seriously though who's actually gonna watch this shit?
Will she actually Balloon up and deflate right B4 our eyes?
Does anyone actually care anymore about this girl? Her only claim to fame is a playboy spread some bad actin basically makin herself the highest paid hooker of all time.

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I seem to recall reading that the show's tagline is (not making this up) "it's not supposed to be funny, but it is." i.e., you're supposed to laugh at ANS, not with her. Given that, I think it could definitely work. She is pretty funny , after all, with her continual drug-addled haze (like Ozzy) and her immense denseness. And then some people will watch just for the bazooms.



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But she's ummmmmm so ZAFTIG now



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Eh, just because the show has the option for six more seasons doesn't mean it'll go seven seasons.

If this is as stupid as it appears to be, it'll probably just be cancelled if no one tunes in.

Unless she really does have incriminating photos of someone.



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#11 Posted on

    Originally posted by ekedolphin
    Eh, just because the show has the option for six more seasons doesn't mean it'll go seven seasons.

    If this is as stupid as it appears to be, it'll probably just be cancelled if no one tunes in.

    Unless she really does have incriminating photos of someone.



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I can hear all the networks screaming:

"How can we rip off 'The Osbournes'? Someone come up with something, ANYTHING!"

I hate MTV for inventing the reality show. "The Osbournes" is the only one I have ever enjoyed at all, and that's mostly because I'm a huge Ozzy fan to begin with, though I wish they'd show more of Zakk Wylde(Wolf1) and the band.



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Damn Osbornes.

Of course, somebody in TV gets an idea that works, and EVERYBODY else has to wear it out, including even the ones who created the idea.

MTV is going to announce a new "reality show" starring P-Diddy. VH-1 is also going to announce a new "reality show" starring Liza Minneli of all people. This according to a Time magazine article set to be released Monday.
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#14 Posted on

    Originally posted by ges7184
    Damn Osbornes.

    Of course, somebody in TV gets an idea that works, and EVERYBODY else has to wear it out, including even the ones who created the idea.

    MTV is going to announce a new "reality show" starring P-Diddy. VH-1 is also going to announce a new "reality show" starring Liza Minneli of all people. This according to a Time magazine article set to be released Monday.



The reality genre will stretch out a little longer than, say, the big-money-giveaway game show.

WWTBAM spawned Twenty-One, Winning Lines and Greed -- all of which was thrown on the air too fast.

T/O had no strategy or suspense to it, Winning Lines' best part was in the endgame (WonderWall), and Greed was at points too hard, based on questions that were more subjective (polled questions) than objective.

The question is to see what the next genre will be on for 15 min.
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