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Since: 9.12.01
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No, not the Apple dude. Too bad, I would have voted for him - no, this is a RETIRED COP! And he wants you to know that he's a RETIRED COP! Here is the picture of a RETIRED COP!


MICHAEL J. WOZNIAK (D)
RETIRED COP


Campaign motto: "No crybabies"

Code he wants webmasters to use:
VOTE4WOZ.COM
A VOTE FOR WOZ IS A VOTE FOR A BETTER CALIFORNIA
MICHAEL J. WOZNIAK FOR GOVERNOR


Visitors to www.vote4woz.com so far: 5,080

This is a one-page website - not nearly as interesting as the one I linked to yesterday. In fact, I don't know why I chose this guy today at all, except I keep seeing him on the local news here (he's from Oakland) and I guess I like the name WOZNIAK.

Vote 4 Woz - Michael J. "Fox" Wozniak - the "retired cop" candidate

Maybe I'll rebound with the porn star tomorrow? You won't know until you come back then!

{ EDIT: Is it just me and my computer and browser choice, or is the text in that "cut-n-paste" code TOTALLY unreadable? }

(edited by CRZ on 19.8.03 0232)


(edited by CRZ on 19.8.03 0252)

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Totally unreadable on mozilla. I had to highlight it to be able read it.




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Since: 16.4.02
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I can't read it either, CRZ. And consider me a mark for the name "Wozniak" as well...my squad leader in my old National Guard unit (and fellow Polack) went by that moniker.

Man, the parties that dude would throw for Polka Days in Pulaski...



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    Originally posted by CRZ
    No, not the Apple dude.


Aw, MAN. You HAD ME AT HELLO!

Deciding between Steve Wozniak and Larry Flynt might've made my head explode, though.




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    Originally posted by CRZ
    Is it just me and my computer and browser choice, or is the text in that "cut-n-paste" code TOTALLY unreadable?
Totally. Maybe I should give it a go.





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Since: 26.6.02
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I think this guy was on Bill O'Reilly. His major platform issue is legalizing Ferrets as pets.

For what it's worth, I could read the copy and pasted text using mozilla and my color scheme is 'greens'.



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Using IE 5.x, I see an orange header and white text on a light-orange background. If he'd picked a darker color for the text, he'd have no problems.





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You know, I KNEW there was something else about this guy, but it never seems to have made it to his website...or his old website (home.pacbell.net), either. Finally I found something I could use - a piece of transcript from Annoying O'Reilly:

O'Reilly: We understand that one of your major issue is the legalization and domestication of Ferrets.
Michael Wozniak: Well it's not my main issue. But yes sir. I've spent a lot of time on this. They are wonderful animals and they are misunderstood.
O' Reilly: Ferrets? Ferrets are misunderstood?
Michael Wozniak: Yes.

The "legalisation of ferrets" blurb made it into all the papers, and somehow I forgot to include it when I did this thing a week ago. Oh well.

Here's another picture so you don't feel like you've wasted your time (ha):



I think he made the right choice with the motor-sickle pic on his "official" site, myself.



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