Of course I'll be at The Tonight Show with Jay Leno! I'll be in a red suit, look for me! I think you should consider taping Letterman! I'm bringing a copy of the Recall Calendar for Jay, maybe he'll show it on air, I'm November 2004. Well, I have to get ready, us "other candidates" are having a meeting with the Press across the street from the studios in Johnny Carson Park at Noon.
It's another chance for anti-universal healthcare people to crow about how bad it is for everyone and another chance for Canadians to moan about how much little respect their country gets from big bad Americans. Everybody's happy.