Of course I'll be at The Tonight Show with Jay Leno! I'll be in a red suit, look for me! I think you should consider taping Letterman! I'm bringing a copy of the Recall Calendar for Jay, maybe he'll show it on air, I'm November 2004. Well, I have to get ready, us "other candidates" are having a meeting with the Press across the street from the studios in Johnny Carson Park at Noon.
Yes, sorry, I am completely out of line. I'll be a good liberal and totally ignore the qualifications of the next leader of the free world and worry about more pertinent issues which have greater impact upon my life, such as belt buckles.