Of course I'll be at The Tonight Show with Jay Leno! I'll be in a red suit, look for me! I think you should consider taping Letterman! I'm bringing a copy of the Recall Calendar for Jay, maybe he'll show it on air, I'm November 2004. Well, I have to get ready, us "other candidates" are having a meeting with the Press across the street from the studios in Johnny Carson Park at Noon.
That, and McCain isn't as appealing to the "Left Behind" crowd. And the small matter that the people voted for him, but let's not pay that any mind because blind bashing is more fun than educated bashing.