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Stand up and salute, it's
MARY COOK, aka MARY CAREY (I)


Occupation: Adult film actress

Website: www.marycareyforgovernor.com - don't miss her eight point plan to balance the budget...we will refrain from making any other "balance" jokes at this time

[ Alternatively, her smut site www.marycarey.com is SLIGHTLY less slutty since her campaign started - but you still shouldn't access it from work unless you close the door first (Latest update: "August 19, 2003: 20 MB video clip from Mary's first ever Boy/Girl Movie added to the Member's area!") ]

Would Work Better in Nevada: Contribute $5000 to the campaign and get a "date"

Stance More Candidates Need to Take: "I am all-natural and I personally discourage the use of implants!"

Pete Wilson Tried it First: Wants to install webcams in the governor's mansion

Vote for Mary Carey - the "Kick Ass Pictures contract girl" candidate

TOMORROW: He's not Iranian, he's PERSIAN

(edited by CRZ on 20.8.03 0213)


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    Originally posted by from her web site
    7. I will coordinate the states unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we wont have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.

You know, this is actually a sharp little idea. I know she won't win, but whomever does might want to think about that.

I wish MY state had porn stars and child stars and movie stars and Gallagher running for governor. Rod Blagojevich vs. Jim Ryan did not have near the allure of the potential Larry Flynt vs. Gary Coleman debate.



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There are a couple of catches with that idea:

* It will be difficult to look for work when you're stuck in a courthouse during the day.

* It will undoubtably be argued that this will prejudice the potential juror pool; the selection will no longer be truly random (with subsequent exceptions) if the out-of-work are disproportionately selected.

Still, she's against implants, so she's okay in my book.




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From her, ahem, *other* website:



    ...even though I'm very busy running for Governor of the State of California, I'm still doing photo shoots and videos for my members.


Now THAT'S committment!



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    Originally posted by Mary Carey
    As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.
One only wonders how exactly they're gonna "negotiate".



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So much material....

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Finally, a candidate that I really want to get behind.

She'll be good at servicing the state.

I hope she's not related to Harry Carey.

She has a position on many issues.

Hopefully, she'll never be caught between a rock and a hard place.

So is it illegal if she blows an intern and he lies about it? (Are they hiring?)

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They almost write themselves! Hey, one three-martini lunch, and look at what you get.

I am just glad this recall hasn't turned into a circus.



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Were Mary and "Candy Suxxx" from GTA: Vice City separated at birth?




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    Originally posted by CRZ
    Would Work Better in Nevada: Contribute $5000 to the campaign and get a "date"


As a public service to those Wieners who may be feverously breaking open their piggy banks in order to come up with the five grand that would allow them to be a part of the California political process, I pass along this item from Retuers:

Porn Candidate Offers Date to Big Donors (story.news.yahoo.com)

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - No sex please -- this is politics.

Porn actress Mary Carey, one of 135 candidates running for California governor, offered on Tuesday to go on a date with anyone offering her a hefty campaign contribution. But that is it, just a date.

Carey said she would offer a dinner date to anyone giving more than $5,000 to her campaign that seeks to replace Gov. Gray Davis if he is recalled by voters on Oct. 7.

"As an independent, I don't have a large political party backing me," she said in a statement. "So I have to be creative and develop more unconventional methods of raising money."

Asked if the date could lead to a sexual encounter, campaign aide Jayson Helgeson replied: "I don't think so, that's not part of it. It's like a normal date."

Pressed to clarify what a normal date means for a woman who has appeared in both explicit lesbian and heterosexual scenes, he put the phone on hold to clarify and then responded:"No sex, no matter what."


My initial reaction is that if "no sex, no matter what" is part of a "normal date", then dating sure has changed since I was young. Then again, maybe not. Anyway, my favorite part of the article is the initial reaction of the campaign aide, whose first response to the question of whether or not the "date" could lead to sex was "I don't think so..." as if the possibility that someone might be laying out five g's in the hopes of getting laid himself had never crossed his mind.

So, the bottom line is that all Wieners who may have been hoping for a chance to do to a politician what they've been doing to you will just have to wait.




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    Originally posted by vsp
    Were Mary and "Candy Suxxx" from GTA: Vice City separated at birth?



The real question is, how will this affect Mariah Carey, as they were seperated at birth (and Mary uses Carey as her "work" name because she looks just like Mariah, and we got one of her movies at work, and I did a double take because I though it WAS Mariah)





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I thought this was a joke at first. But now I'm laughing at California. Of course, I come from a state that had a wrestler as it's governer, so I shouldn't talk.





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I dunno Bookie, seems like most of the dates I've been on lately have sure had an explicit "no sex no matter what" policy so it sounds pretty normal to me...ha ha ha sob.



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    Originally posted by rikidozan

      Originally posted by vsp
      Were Mary and "Candy Suxxx" from GTA: Vice City separated at birth?



    The real question is, how will this affect Mariah Carey, as they were seperated at birth (and Mary uses Carey as her "work" name because she looks just like Mariah, and we got one of her movies at work, and I did a double take because I though it WAS Mariah)



Heh. Which had better writing -- the screenplay for Mary's latest movie or the screenplay for "Glitter?"



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    Originally posted by vsp
    Heh. Which had better writing -- the screenplay for Mary's latest movie or the screenplay for "Glitter?"


Dunno, I have avoided both like the plague.




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Also important to note that she's the Queen of Diamonds (brokennewz.com) in the California Governor Candidate Deck of Cards (brokennewz.com). (Thanks, vsp!)



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