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|  #1 Posted on 11.9.03 0948.12 | Instant Rating: 8.65 | Missed one? http://wienerboard.com/cagcotd.php
I actually didn't plan to profile him next, but sometimes you see a groovy Candidate Camera picture and you get sucked in...
JERRY KUNZMAN (I)
{Be sure to see ALL his photos at http://candidatecamera.com/candidate/candidate.php?candidateNum=059. They include him bowling, watching a truck and posing with sais (because he has a martial arts background)!}
Two of diamonds (brokennewz.com) in the California Governor Candidate Deck of Cards (brokennewz.com)
Can't blame him, I guess: "I just looked at the candidates and thought I could do a better job."
Website: www.jerryforgovernor.com
Pretty logo: Check. 
Hear him SHOUT: Click Here (hyperlogik.com)
Bravery: Includes his home phone number - go ahead, ring him up
Suckup: Plans to eliminate almost all state fees and taxes for senior citizens
Very proud of being: CEO of National Auto Sport Association (nasaproracing.com), not to be confused with the astronaut department (nasa.gov)
Heck, it worked for NASCAR: "I also propose selling advertising space on all state-owned vehicles, and place signage on all state-owned facilities. This could generate additional hundreds of millions of dollars."
But technically, still available: "I am divorced. I do have a girlfriend that I have been living with for 13 years."
All politicians lie: "...I believe that I will have the support of most of the population."
And finally: Middle name is Arnold - but don't hold that against him
Vote for Jerry Kunzman - the "TUESDAY TUESDAY TUESDAY" candidate
NEXT: THE GUY I WAS GONNA DO BEFORE I GOT SIDETRACKED - MAYBE
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