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TREK THUNDER KELLY (I)


Eight of Spades (brokennewz.com) in the California Governor Candidate Deck of Cards (brokennewz.com)

Website: www.trekkelly.com

Slogan: "RealArtist for Governor"

Seems most proud of: Wearing only blue

Tactic more candidates should consider: Using Business Wire (businesswire.com)

Piece of something: "I'm approaching this campaign as an elaborate performance art piece. If they elect me, the people could be electing a piece of art to run the sixth-largest economy in the world."

Statement in Voters' Guide: "Dear Voters, Please vote for me, thus breaking the Seventh Seal and incurring Armageddon. I will legalize drugs, gambling, and prostitution so they may be taxed and regulated, the funds derived would subsidize the deficit, education, and the environment. I believe in peaceful resolutions backed by a strong military; I dont care who you marry or have sex with."

You know what? I should probably stop right now. Can it GET better than that? Go visit his website.

Vote for Trek Kelly, the "Blue Period" Candidate



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This is just so beautifully courageous and gutsy of an act, and most of all it may have changed the course of Ukranian history. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/04/28/AR2005042801696.html
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