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MICHAEL JACKSON (R)


Website: www.michaeljacksonforgovernor.com

Not to be confused with: Former KABC-AM mainstay Michael Jackson (michaeljacksontalkradio.com) - what, you thought I was gonna say....NAAAAH

Governor might be a step down: Served in Navy 1982-91 as nuclear power plant engineer and on submarines. Now project manager for a satellite company.

I like the exclamation points!: "We, the people of California, need to play an integral role in California's future! You MUST get involved. More importantly, we must save California for our children! Our children need to grow up to be proud Californians! I will work for the people of California, not the special interest groups. I can make a difference!"

All Politicians Lie: "I am the most in touch with the people of California."

Jackson vs. Competition: Goes into detail about why he's better than all the people you've heard of here (michaeljacksonforgovernor.com) I think my favourite dismissal is the one for Peter Ueberroth: "Who? He is not going to get the voters excited enough to actually bother voting for him." Ohhhhhh...kay there, pal

Volunteer: "This is a great opportunity for you to get involved." He suggests making your own signs and begging the media to cover his campaign. (Actually, he'll send you some of HIS signs if you're persistent. "We have flyers, stickers, posters and will soon have yard signs.")

Thought: Who WOULDN'T want to put a "Michael Jackson for Governor" sign in their front yard? (I mean, besides people who don't want their neighbours to think they're supporting a pedophile...)

Disclaimer: This Michael Jackson is not a pedophile (as far as I know)

And finally: "I'll take my name back and bring some character and quality to it, instead of weirdness." We wish him luck.

Vote for Michael A. Jackson - the "HEE HEE" candidate

COMING UP: I THINK I GOT ONE MORE IN ME TODAY



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