All politicians lie: Claims he MEANT to be an independent, and completely disowns the Libertarian party. Not surprisingly, the Libs promptly thereafter pretended he didn't exist when talking about "their" gubernatorial candidates
Actual Occupation: Being a giant pain in the ass to Intel by spamming them - Click Here (faceintel.com) Click Here (yro.slashdot.org) Click Here (eff.org) Click Here (redherring.com)
Number of wacky animated GIFs on website: At least one (governorken.org)
Hey, another Persian: Lived in Iran until 30 (actual name is Kourosh) - "He spent 11 years as an air-refueling instructor in Irans air force, while studying US history, watching John Wayne movies and dreaming of freedom."
You won't sleep after: Admiring his gallery (governorken.org) of photos, each looking EXACTLY like the next. You can almost imagine him shouting "My FRIEND!!!" to you from down the hallway - then emailing you a hundred times
Sad: Message board (governorken.org) has two posts - and one of them is a test message dated October 2000 (well, that CAN'T be right - can it?)
Now THAT'S a Party: Scheduled to appear at a forum along with previously profiled candidates Weber (wienerboard.com), Burton (wienerboard.com), and Peter Camejo will be there because compared to the other three, he'll look like a freakin' MAJOR PLAYER. Admission is $5, $2 for retirees and students, and strikers will get in for free - no kidding
And finally: Vows to "specially work to end the invisible government structure of special interest." Does not elaborate as to whether or not spamming them unmercifully would be involved
Vote for Ken Hamidi - the "You've Got Mail" candidate
TOMORROW: IT'S MY MONEY AND I'LL SPEND IT HOW I WANT