CRZ
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|  #1 Posted on 2.9.03 0449.54 | Instant Rating: 8.65 | (Miss one? http://wienerboard.com/cagcotd.php)
ED BEYER (R)
Website: www.electedbeyer.com - Nat Gertler (gertler.com) notes, "[His] website name ... may confuse some people. He's not already Elected Beyer, he is merely telling you to Elect Ed Beyer"
Not to be confused with: Ed Beyer, keyboards man on the Clarence "Gatemouth" Brown album Gate's on the Heat (vervemusicgroup.com)
Also not to be confused with: Ed Beyer, sound editor for Serpico among other films (us.imdb.com) - since he died in 1997, it's actually a little less confusing to mix them up
Idealism: "This is a campaign to bring business and jobs back to California, to bridge the deficit and one day return to budget solvency."
Just folks who know?: "Since announcing a desire to run for Governor, folks who know me ask, 'why?'
Hard to argue with him: Because I love California.
Ballot designation: Chief Operations Officer
Actual occupation: Private Investigator
Does his wife know this?: "There have been no other happier moments than watching an employee learn new skills, buy a car or finance a new home."
All politicians lie: "A vote for Ed Beyer is a vote for increased fiscal revenue through increased employment."
No, REALLY: "We're running a very serious campaign. You'll see our bumper stickers, Web site and volunteer force gathering signatures."
Number of news items referenced on website since certification: Zero
Uhhh...yeah, I love Grimby: "Do you need more lawn signs or bumper stickers?"
Vote for Ed Beyer - the "more bumper stickers" candidate
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| #2 Posted on 2.9.03 2033.12 | Instant Rating: 8.21 |
Originally posted by CRZ
"A vote for Ed Beyer is a vote for increased fiscal revenue through increased employment."
What the hell is fiscal revenue? Is there a non-fiscal revenue part of the equation too? Maybe the non-fiscal revenue is generated through unemployment? Yeah, that's it.
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| #3 Posted on 3.9.03 0218.17 | Originally posted by pieman
Originally posted by CRZ
"A vote for Ed Beyer is a vote for increased fiscal revenue through increased employment."
What the hell is fiscal revenue? Is there a non-fiscal revenue part of the equation too? Maybe the non-fiscal revenue is generated through unemployment? Yeah, that's it.
Maybe non-fiscal revenue is, like, livestock. I guess he wants to shift California away from a hog-and-steer based economy, which is probably a good thing since they can get kinda stinky.
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