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|  #1 Posted on 19.9.04 1408.02 | Instant Rating: 9.01 | Saturday night
Which marriage has the longest life? Place your bets now: Federline/Spears or Lopez/Anthony... or for that matter, Condoleeza Rice/DJ Ran.
(Note to the dumb: I am not married to Dr. Rice)
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| #2 Posted on 19.9.04 1502.16 | Instant Rating: 8.81 | Lopez/Anthony will be shorter. Both of them will eventually feel that they can do better.
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| #3 Posted on 19.9.04 1519.33 | Instant Rating: 9.01 | Originally posted by Guru Zim
Both of them will eventually feel that they can do better.
One of them may be right. The other will surely remarry quickly, I'm thinking to Mike Piazza. Though I'm not sure whether that will be Lopez or Anthony.
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| #4 Posted on 19.9.04 1523.56 | Instant Rating: 3.89 | Originally posted by DJ Ran
Which marriage has the longest life? Place your bets now: Federline/Spears or Lopez/Anthony... or for that matter, Condoleeza Rice/DJ Ran.
(Note to the dumb: I am not married to Dr. Rice)
Even though you spoiled the fun, I'll still take the esteemed DJ and Condi because it sounds more plausible than either of the other two.
Tim
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|  #5 Posted on 19.9.04 1733.12 | I am definitely picking Federline/Spears for this one.
Britney will do anything to keep in the spotlight so I'm thinking this is just another one of her stunts.She probably offered him sex in return for going along with this stunt just like her first so called marriage.
Kind of sounds like prostitution except without the payment part. She'll offer sex as long as she gets something in return. | Whitebacon
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| #6 Posted on 19.9.04 1808.27 | Instant Rating: 6.93 | Originally posted by wolvesslasher
I am definitely picking Federline/Spears for this one.
Britney will do anything to keep in the spotlight so I'm thinking this is just another one of her stunts.She probably offered him sex in return for going along with this stunt just like her first so called marriage.
Kind of sounds like prostitution except without the payment part. She'll offer sex as long as she gets something in return.
Keep in mind that she has said that she's not going to do a prenup. After the impending divorce, it will be exactly like prostitution.
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| #7 Posted on 19.9.04 2151.44 | Instant Rating: 4.67 | I'm giving the Britney marriage no more than two years ... after they divorce and he takes half of everything, look for her to give Hef a call ...
http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/19/spears.marriage.reut/index.html
CNN says that they danced to Journey's "City By the Bay" ... Don't they know that the song is called "Lights"?!?!?!?!?
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| #8 Posted on 20.9.04 1150.13 | Instant Rating: 4.25 | 
Oh, yeah...that song about Green Bay. (Screw you, San Francisco!) :-)
Star wipe, and...we're out.
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| #9 Posted on 20.9.04 1740.42 | Instant Rating: 0.99 | I'm not sure what makes this Kevin Federline so special.
Maybe I'm wrong, but a t-shirt and sideways baseball cap doesn't scream out "responsible, mature marriage material" to me. Britney could have anyone practically and she choses...him? | Torchslasher
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| #10 Posted on 20.9.04 2019.04 | Instant Rating: 5.75 | Lopez has something to prove with the Anthony marriage. She will help his career for 12-18 months, and then it will be done.
I only give Spears-Federline 6 months tops. Either the ex-girlfriend will make their lives miserable, or Jason Alexander will do a run-in and steal Britney next week. Either way, this will be a shorter run than J-Lo.
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| #11 Posted on 22.9.04 1328.41 | Instant Rating: 2.95 | And now word's spreading that it was a fake marriage....
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| #12 Posted on 23.9.04 0716.59 | Instant Rating: 6.74 | Well, she has also just released her video remake of "My Perrogative" by Bobby Brown, complete with lesbian imagery, marriage scenes and general 90s-Madonna-shock-value-imitation attempts.
It all seems awfully contrived. I wonder if Bitchfactor has any behind the scenes dirt?
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| #13 Posted on 23.9.04 0920.32 | Instant Rating: 7.73 | The reason people seem to be thinking that it was a faked marriage is because they haven't filed for papers yet (though CNN, at least, says they'll be filing next week). And last I heard, there was, in fact, a prenup and that Britney had been convinced by her stable of advisors to sign it.
I say Brit and Kevin are through much quicker than J-Lo/Anthony. I give J-Lo/Anthony at least a year before they just plain get sick of each other. Britney is going to get sick of Kevin even quicker, and there's no telling how quickly she gets sick of playing mommy to the kids.
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| #14 Posted on 27.9.04 2100.54 | Instant Rating: 0.00 | | Brittney isn't even really married yet and to tell you the truth I would be very surprised if they ever file for the marriage license. I think she just likes to do what ever is going to get her some attention at the moment...she needs to get over herself and take some singing lessons and make some real music and get attention that way. | CRZ
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| #15 Posted on 27.9.04 2118.25 | Instant Rating: 9.07 | Originally posted by 2dvs4u
Brittney isn't even really married yet and to tell you the truth I would be very surprised if they ever file for the marriage license. I think she just likes to do what ever is going to get her some attention at the moment...she needs to get over herself and take some singing lessons and make some real music and get attention that way.
What about her back catalogue do you consider imaginary?
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| #16 Posted on 27.9.04 2300.32 | Instant Rating: 1.63 | Originally posted by CRZ
Originally posted by 2dvs4u
Brittney isn't even really married yet and to tell you the truth I would be very surprised if they ever file for the marriage license. I think she just likes to do what ever is going to get her some attention at the moment...she needs to get over herself and take some singing lessons and make some real music and get attention that way.
What about her back catalogue do you consider imaginary?
Her cover of "I Love Rock'n'Roll." That never happened. Period.
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| #17 Posted on 29.9.04 1017.37 | Instant Rating: 6.74 | Well, the Smoking Gun has the agreement Britney and Kevin signed for their "alleged" wedding. Interesting (or weird).
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