KNOCKOUT BIMBO BRAWL Special Referee: Traci Brooks Rhino, Rhaka Khan & ODB vs. Beautiful People & Cute Kip Ha ha Rhino's a "bimbo." Um, heels win when Kip pins Khan.
THE RETURN OF THE STEEL ASYLUM MATCH The X Division superstars battle inside the steel dome to try to escape I'm not sure a "structure" match should ever be so unimportant that you don't even bother to hype it. Are there any stakes involved? Who knows? No entrants are listed, so I'll say SUICIDE (played by Tyson Dux) wins.
TNA KNOCKOUTS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Champion Taylor Wilde vs. Awesome Kong vs. Roxxi Roxxi and Wilde team up to take out Kong, and then Roxxi pins Wilde. No heel turn from either one.
TNA X DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Champion Sheik Abdul Bashir vs. Consequences Creed No contest (Bashir retains) due to something involving Shane Sewell.
MONSTER'S BALL TNA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Champions Beer Money Inc. vs. Team 3D vs. The Latin American Xchange vs. Abyss & Matt Morgan Special Referee: Steve "Mongo" McMichael I dunno. I hope A&M don't win, is all. I'll say Beer Money hangs on.
THREE-WAY MATCH Booker T vs. "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage vs. "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles I'll say Styles 'cause that's what I'm hoping for. If it turns into something like a #1 contender match, though, I'll switch to Cage.
TNA GRUDGE MATCH "King Of The Mountain" Jeff Jarrett vs. Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle Special Enforcer: Mick Foley Is JJ going to be a regular wrestler again? I could see this going either way, but I'll say Jarrett.
TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Champion Samoa Joe vs. "The Icon" Sting Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe
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Well, if you wanted to be a wonderful cynic about it, you could suggest that the suplexes didn't cause the cancer, but whatever he was taking to stay in the ring after taking their suplxes might have been a cause.