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|  #1 Posted on 4.1.03 1001.13 | Shawn Stasiak has an imposter claiming to be him on radio shows and stating he will be returning to the WWF/E soon? Either Stasiak has completely lost his mind (always a possibility), or someone actually thinks impersonating an unemployed lower mid-carder is a good way to spend a life. I mean, if your going to be delusional and impersonate someone, claim your Austin, so at least you might be able to scam money off of it.
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| #2 Posted on 4.1.03 1048.39 | | My gut feeling is that this is a Pillman sort of thing. | mountinman44
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| #3 Posted on 4.1.03 1106.21 | I can't believe WWE would even consider bringing this guy back. I never thought much of him during his run as Meat. He was absolutely horrible in WCW and wasn't any better as Planet Stasiak. Just leave him be, WWE. Spare us the pain of watching this guy.
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| #4 Posted on 4.1.03 1810.32 | I liked his angle with Austin from 2001.
That's the only time I've liked Shawn Stasiak
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|  #5 Posted on 4.1.03 1912.10 | From Meltzer's Saturday Update:
"--Here's the scoop on Shawn Stasiak. He's nuts. He's also not coming back to WWE." | Shem the Penman
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| #6 Posted on 4.1.03 1933.10 | Stasiak was funny as the guy who ran into things at high speed. Otherwise, forget it.
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Chorizo
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| #7 Posted on 4.1.03 2031.58 | Actually I had a friend who loved his "high impact crash" gimmick. When ever we play Smackdown he will spend the first 5 minutes tossing Stasiak oover the HITC.
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| #8 Posted on 8.1.03 1401.29 | I did love his crashing gimmick...I just loved how the other wrestlers ignored him...good comedy. Especially Regal and Angle. But, unless he keeps that up, he shouldn't be around.
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| #9 Posted on 8.1.03 1421.34 | I agree that his smashing into stuff was really funny, but if he kept it up any longer, it would have gotten dumb and wouldn't have been funny anymore. And then, after that, what else has he got?
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| #10 Posted on 8.1.03 1500.32 | What else does Planet Stasiak have? None other than the coolest damned into music ever! Heh!
I kind of liked the Planet Stasiak character. GREAT jobber material, right up there with classics like Barry Horowitz. And since I really honestly believe that the WWE needs a few actual jobbers around, and Stasiak is pretty well perfect for the job.
I think we all agree that long feuds are great, right? And that the "up-and-coming" Main Eventers like Jericho, RVD, etc need to be built up, well, jobbers are one way to go. I think we can all agree that Stasiak will NEVER be the WWE champ, so his jobber status will do nothing to his image. Throw him out there against top guys and have him be crushed. Use these meaningless matches as another way to advance feuds without having the same old "tag team variation round robin" approach that they WWE loves so much as of late. Let Jericho completely decimate the guy, utilizing his entire move-set without the constant "threat of reversal."
I say bring him back, and have fun with it!
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