Shawn Stasiak has an imposter claiming to be him on radio shows and stating he will be returning to the WWF/E soon? Either Stasiak has completely lost his mind (always a possibility), or someone actually thinks impersonating an unemployed lower mid-carder is a good way to spend a life. I mean, if your going to be delusional and impersonate someone, claim your Austin, so at least you might be able to scam money off of it.
I once put together an 800 piece jigsaw puzzle and only had to use 500 pieces.
I can't believe WWE would even consider bringing this guy back. I never thought much of him during his run as Meat. He was absolutely horrible in WCW and wasn't any better as Planet Stasiak. Just leave him be, WWE. Spare us the pain of watching this guy.
What else does Planet Stasiak have? None other than the coolest damned into music ever! Heh! I kind of liked the Planet Stasiak character. GREAT jobber material, right up there with classics like Barry Horowitz. And since I really honestly believe that the WWE needs a few actual jobbers around, and Stasiak is pretty well perfect for the job. I think we all agree that long feuds are great, right? And that the "up-and-coming" Main Eventers like Jericho, RVD, etc need to be built up, well, jobbers are one way to go. I think we can all agree that Stasiak will NEVER be the WWE champ, so his jobber status will do nothing to his image. Throw him out there against top guys and have him be crushed. Use these meaningless matches as another way to advance feuds without having the same old "tag team variation round robin" approach that they WWE loves so much as of late. Let Jericho completely decimate the guy, utilizing his entire move-set without the constant "threat of reversal." I say bring him back, and have fun with it!
IIRC, Gail broke her collarbone in a nasty bump against Trish stratus on Heat a couple of weeks back. She still finished the match, too. I somehow doubt she'll get the Triple H hero treatment when she gets back, though.