I really feel bad for never checking out those pants, they sound great. The boots sound pretty damn swell too, but I'll never be able to spot them. I always enjoy a wrestling column that brings something totally new to my attention.
I had the (sort of) opposite problem with Chris Jericho. Admittedly I've copied liberally from his top-knots and creative facial hair over the year, but after I bought a ludicrously shiny shirt one day, he had one a month later. I red-dipped my pony-tail, he did the same? Coincidence?
But I digress, possible even ramble. I liked the column a lot though.
Just wanted to pipe in and support the spiffy pants area of wrestling watching. The purple sparkly ones are my favorite as well. I think she may have busted up an ankle or something recently or switched to a padded sole boot to help minimize the damage to her opponents. I've thought she should switch out the lame cowboy hats (she's buying the cheapo fashion hats, I own a real leather texan cowboy hat that is functional, her hats wouldn't keep off a light misting of rain) for some sort of spangly tiara or something.
I'm just here for the sweaty mens... pay no attention.
gonna build a giant drill and bore straight into hell releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell so they can walk upon the earth and get recituated and run the diet pill pyramid that MC Pee Pants has created
Thanks very much, everybody. I really appreciate it. I was wondering if my version of the Satire would totally flop, since I don't have quite the same gift for absurdist humor that Matt has. Luckily, I had his running gags as a crutch. Thanks, Matt!