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VK Wallstreet
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Since: 18.6.02
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#1 Posted on
For the record, he's not fat. On Raw last week, the thought "Wow, Bischoff put on some weight" did not even occur to me once. Then I go online and everybody is laughing at his pudginess. On second glace, he did gain a little, but come on, not even enough to note, really.

I find it perplexing that all these Internet writers immediately jumped on the Bischoff-is-fat bandwagon when most of them probably make him look like Karen Carpenter.



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#2 Posted on

    Originally posted by VK Wallstreet
    I find it perplexing that all these Internet writers immediately jumped on the Bischoff-is-fat bandwagon when most of them probably make him look like Karen Carpenter.


I can't speak for them, but I make Easy-E look like Karen...

But what does his weight have to do with it anyhow? He's not a wrestler. Mean Gene's never been buff, but he knows how to put over the product. I believe we can safely say Mark Madden was carrying an extra lb or two. Tony as well.

Of course, if he plays the martial arts game much.... I guess I'd have to question how well he can do the crane with a big gut.





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Since: 26.6.02
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#3 Posted on
The funny thing is how people rip on Bischoff's weight, and then in another thread rip on Lawler and the whole WWE for the "molly's got a fatass" bit. hypocracy from internet marks!? say it aint so!
I was no fan of wcw ever so i don't know what bischoff looked like before. But i saw him this monday and he didn't seem to look too bad. It's not like he's mark madden.




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#4 Posted on
Don't blame Uncle Eric for going on the Dusty Rhodes Diet. Since he no longer can spend tons of money at the Gold Club, he spends the money on helping him round into Dusty form.
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Since: 23.5.02
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#5 Posted on
I wonder if Vince still has any of that "Blow-Away" diet left?



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#6 Posted on
I thought Patterson used all the Blow-Away in a product misunderstanding?
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Since: 23.5.02
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#7 Posted on
Vince probably have some hidden away for his own personal use.


He might need to give some to Steffo too.:)

(edited by ICEMAN on 25.7.02 1328)



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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.09
    Originally posted by Bizzle Izzle
    The funny thing is how people rip on Bischoff's weight, and then in another thread rip on Lawler and the whole WWE for the "molly's got a fatass" bit.


No real Bischoff material, just another reason to say that Molly is the single hottest female in the WWE right now.

(edited by Grimis on 25.7.02 1436)
RawLo
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Since: 9.7.02
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#9 Posted on
I work for Metabolife. I'd be willing to let Bisch have some free product in exchange for a shot at the Hardcore Title. Eric, call me....!
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#10 Posted on

    Originally posted by Bizzle Izzle
    The funny thing is how people rip on Bischoff's weight, and then in another thread rip on Lawler and the whole WWE for the "molly's got a fatass" bit. hypocracy from internet marks!? say it aint so.


If Molly had vanished from television for a year and reappeared fifty pounds heavier, be assured that the Internet would be buzzing with "Molly got some junk in the trunk now" references. That didn't happen. Six months ago, she was advertised as a Diva and did a modeling shoot for a WWF wank-material video; one heel turn and altered hairstyle later, suddenly she's Fat-Ass Molly, even though her rear didn't change appreciably over that time period. She's the same person with the same figure, just in a different role and wardrobe.

Bischoff, on the other hand, VISIBLY added some pounds during his time away. He's not in Rikishi territory, but it's an obvious difference.

So: Bischoff got fat, and many say "Hey, Bischoff got fat." Molly didn't get fat, the WWE writers stuck her in a "Molly's got a fat ass" angle, and many pointed out that fallacy. It doesn't seem inconsistent to me...





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#11 Posted on

    Originally posted by redsoxnation
    the Dusty Rhodes Diet


That's an oxymoron if there ever was one.



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#12 Posted on

    Originally posted by RawLo
    I work for Metabolife. I'd be willing to let Bisch have some free product in exchange for a shot at the Hardcore Title. Eric, call me....!



Ummm, what about the 24/7 rule. Just go grab a ref and a stop sign and BAM! 1,2,3 new hardcore champ. Just dont be like Johnny the Bull, lose it less than 10 minutes later, and start wrestling on Heat.
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#13 Posted on

    Originally posted by vsp

      Originally posted by Bizzle Izzle
      The funny thing is how people rip on Bischoff's weight, and then in another thread rip on Lawler and the whole WWE for the "molly's got a fatass" bit. hypocracy from internet marks!? say it aint so.


    If Molly had vanished from television for a year and reappeared fifty pounds heavier, be assured that the Internet would be buzzing with "Molly got some junk in the trunk now" references. That didn't happen. Six months ago, she was advertised as a Diva and did a modeling shoot for a WWF wank-material video; one heel turn and altered hairstyle later, suddenly she's Fat-Ass Molly, even though her rear didn't change appreciably over that time period. She's the same person with the same figure, just in a different role and wardrobe.

    Bischoff, on the other hand, VISIBLY added some pounds during his time away. He's not in Rikishi territory, but it's an obvious difference.

    So: Bischoff got fat, and many say "Hey, Bischoff got fat." Molly didn't get fat, the WWE writers stuck her in a "Molly's got a fat ass" angle, and many pointed out that fallacy. It doesn't seem inconsistent to me...




Molly's a wrestler. Bischoff isn't. Molly's weight matters. Bischoff's doesn't. The fact that some people couldn't talk about Bischoff without adding "boy was he fat!" was sad. Who freakin' cares!?



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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.52
I'm convinced that the whole “fatass Molly” angle is very tongue-in-cheek. You know, like in The Great Muppet Caper when Kermit and Fozzie play identical twins.

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#15 Posted on
I don't think of Bischoff as fat. Chubby, yes. But not fat.

But let's pretend for a second that Bischoff IS fat. Then pretty soon, we'll be seeing him in a racetrack trying to negotiate Kenny to sign on RAW, then CRZ'll say:

"Eric Bischoff shills Stacker 2".



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#16 Posted on
I never bothered much about his weight, rather how ridiculous he looked with his hair dyed again.

He looked MUCH better during the New Blood days in WCW.
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#17 Posted on
Big gut? I dunno, man... The gut never hurt Shinya Hashimoto's karate stylin'!

Then again, Shinya's a badass while Eric's... Well, Eric just sucks.



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#18 Posted on
He was in pretty good shape in WCW (which is unusual for suits in the world of wrestling) and he came back a little pudgy not WWE Canadian President Carl DeMarco fat but pudgy. But I could care less how much he weighs, I'm just trying my best to block the image everytime he's on screen of him watching his wife and some stripper partake in some "Hot Lesbian Action"*(*Tm Andrew Jones- ATL Braves) at some Atlanta stripjoint.

As for the Molly thing I got most pissed off because she's the same soft luv body type of Trish Stratus and Trish calling her fat wasnt' giving Trish support or Molly heat. That's why I hated the announcers calling her that.

(edited by Net Hack Slasher on 25.7.02 2151)


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#19 Posted on

I note it's hard to judge actual weight on TV.

And from the house show I went to see, I can say the one who surprised me was Bradshaw. He must be packing in Stone Cold's beers these days.




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