For the record, he's not fat. On Raw last week, the thought "Wow, Bischoff put on some weight" did not even occur to me once. Then I go online and everybody is laughing at his pudginess. On second glace, he did gain a little, but come on, not even enough to note, really.
I find it perplexing that all these Internet writers immediately jumped on the Bischoff-is-fat bandwagon when most of them probably make him look like Karen Carpenter.
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Originally posted by VK WallstreetI find it perplexing that all these Internet writers immediately jumped on the Bischoff-is-fat bandwagon when most of them probably make him look like Karen Carpenter.
I can't speak for them, but I make Easy-E look like Karen...
But what does his weight have to do with it anyhow? He's not a wrestler. Mean Gene's never been buff, but he knows how to put over the product. I believe we can safely say Mark Madden was carrying an extra lb or two. Tony as well.
Of course, if he plays the martial arts game much.... I guess I'd have to question how well he can do the crane with a big gut.
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The funny thing is how people rip on Bischoff's weight, and then in another thread rip on Lawler and the whole WWE for the "molly's got a fatass" bit. hypocracy from internet marks!? say it aint so! I was no fan of wcw ever so i don't know what bischoff looked like before. But i saw him this monday and he didn't seem to look too bad. It's not like he's mark madden.
Don't blame Uncle Eric for going on the Dusty Rhodes Diet. Since he no longer can spend tons of money at the Gold Club, he spends the money on helping him round into Dusty form.
Originally posted by Bizzle IzzleThe funny thing is how people rip on Bischoff's weight, and then in another thread rip on Lawler and the whole WWE for the "molly's got a fatass" bit.
No real Bischoff material, just another reason to say that Molly is the single hottest female in the WWE right now.
Originally posted by Bizzle IzzleThe funny thing is how people rip on Bischoff's weight, and then in another thread rip on Lawler and the whole WWE for the "molly's got a fatass" bit. hypocracy from internet marks!? say it aint so.
If Molly had vanished from television for a year and reappeared fifty pounds heavier, be assured that the Internet would be buzzing with "Molly got some junk in the trunk now" references. That didn't happen. Six months ago, she was advertised as a Diva and did a modeling shoot for a WWF wank-material video; one heel turn and altered hairstyle later, suddenly she's Fat-Ass Molly, even though her rear didn't change appreciably over that time period. She's the same person with the same figure, just in a different role and wardrobe.
Bischoff, on the other hand, VISIBLY added some pounds during his time away. He's not in Rikishi territory, but it's an obvious difference.
So: Bischoff got fat, and many say "Hey, Bischoff got fat." Molly didn't get fat, the WWE writers stuck her in a "Molly's got a fat ass" angle, and many pointed out that fallacy. It doesn't seem inconsistent to me...
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Originally posted by RawLoI work for Metabolife. I'd be willing to let Bisch have some free product in exchange for a shot at the Hardcore Title. Eric, call me....!
Ummm, what about the 24/7 rule. Just go grab a ref and a stop sign and BAM! 1,2,3 new hardcore champ. Just dont be like Johnny the Bull, lose it less than 10 minutes later, and start wrestling on Heat.
Originally posted by Bizzle IzzleThe funny thing is how people rip on Bischoff's weight, and then in another thread rip on Lawler and the whole WWE for the "molly's got a fatass" bit. hypocracy from internet marks!? say it aint so.
If Molly had vanished from television for a year and reappeared fifty pounds heavier, be assured that the Internet would be buzzing with "Molly got some junk in the trunk now" references. That didn't happen. Six months ago, she was advertised as a Diva and did a modeling shoot for a WWF wank-material video; one heel turn and altered hairstyle later, suddenly she's Fat-Ass Molly, even though her rear didn't change appreciably over that time period. She's the same person with the same figure, just in a different role and wardrobe.
Bischoff, on the other hand, VISIBLY added some pounds during his time away. He's not in Rikishi territory, but it's an obvious difference.
So: Bischoff got fat, and many say "Hey, Bischoff got fat." Molly didn't get fat, the WWE writers stuck her in a "Molly's got a fat ass" angle, and many pointed out that fallacy. It doesn't seem inconsistent to me...
Molly's a wrestler. Bischoff isn't. Molly's weight matters. Bischoff's doesn't. The fact that some people couldn't talk about Bischoff without adding "boy was he fat!" was sad. Who freakin' cares!?
I'm convinced that the whole “fatass Molly” angle is very tongue-in-cheek. You know, like in The Great Muppet Caper when Kermit and Fozzie play identical twins.
Kermit: “We thought that identical twins working on a paper together would make an interesting story.”
Editor: “Well, it doesn't. Especially since you two don't look anything alike!”
Kermit: “Oh, that's because Fozzie's not wearing his hat. Put your hat back on, Fozzie. See?”
Editor: “Oh, yeah, I see it now...”
“You read about all these terrorists -- most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.”
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I don't think of Bischoff as fat. Chubby, yes. But not fat.
But let's pretend for a second that Bischoff IS fat. Then pretty soon, we'll be seeing him in a racetrack trying to negotiate Kenny to sign on RAW, then CRZ'll say:
Big gut? I dunno, man... The gut never hurt Shinya Hashimoto's karate stylin'!
Then again, Shinya's a badass while Eric's... Well, Eric just sucks.
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He was in pretty good shape in WCW (which is unusual for suits in the world of wrestling) and he came back a little pudgy not WWE Canadian President Carl DeMarco fat but pudgy. But I could care less how much he weighs, I'm just trying my best to block the image everytime he's on screen of him watching his wife and some stripper partake in some "Hot Lesbian Action"*(*Tm Andrew Jones- ATL Braves) at some Atlanta stripjoint.
As for the Molly thing I got most pissed off because she's the same soft luv body type of Trish Stratus and Trish calling her fat wasnt' giving Trish support or Molly heat. That's why I hated the announcers calling her that.
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