Let's see, he's in Oregon, so my handy chart says... it's "contributing to delinquency of a minor" if a perpetrator 18 or older has sexual intercourse with a "victim" (willing or not) under 18. That would be a Class A misdemeanor, and while I'm not sure what the penalty would be, he doesn't want it.
To say nothing of the Father's Foot Planted So Far Up His Ass That He Can Taste Shoe Leather factor.
Of course, we're talking about nookie and he's still working on the opening gambit, so to speak...
(edited by vsp on 12.8.03 1912) "When WCW tries to be racy, it's generally about as light-heartedly entertaining as watching a man rape a woman in a chicken yard." -- Dark Cheetah
Seriously, I couldn't have made this up if I tried. Pilot Makes Emergency Landing When 4-Foot Snake Appears In Cockpit (cbsnews.com) If just one snake can force an emergency landing, imagine the chaos caused by an entire plane full of them! edit: