I'm telling ya, the little trunks don't look good on Kidman. Especially those tidy-whiteys (completely with a BIG-TIME WEDGIE) he was sporting tonight.
Did he lose his wifebeater and jeans on a plane ride or something? If not, he needs to go back to them. :)
At first it looked to me like he was wearing a pair of grubby-gray jockey shorts. Then I thought that the design on his butt resembled a corporate logo. Then it occurred to me that he had a big ol' logo on his rear and a really tiny one in front. I hope that contrast wasn't meant as an editorial comment. ;-)
In any case, I agree; his new tights don't look good. This is not a guy who can get away with strange ring gear.
notice the maple leaf logo for Storm...i smell a Canada vs USA feud brewing [brewguy? ]
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Like I wrote somewhere else here, Someone should tell Kidman to stop going into his 10 year old nephews drawer and stealing his underpants and wearing them on national television.
Why the hell does the fed feel the need to make all these guys look so generic (well expect if you are all roided up to look unique). Kidman looked much better in undershirt and denim shorts. Which actually he's wearing it on a lot of his entrance video including the slow-mo shooting star-press... And while we are at it why can't Credible bring out the kendo stick (not like Blackmans having any use for it) I guarantee Justin would be more interesting if he just brings it out as a prop, how Credible career is going it's not saying much.
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While we're talking about trunks, Booker's tightie-wities are terrible, IMHO. I dig the nWo trunks, sucka. Personally, the underwear-looking trunks give me the creeps, especially when guys like Austin wear them with a T-shirt. It looks like my dad on a Saturday afternoon. I prefer the singlet or the full-pants tights, myself, especially in Bradshaw's case. Anyone else feel weird when he came out on Raw wearing little black skivies and cowboy boots and carrying a rope?
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I don't really miss Kidman's old jean-shorts-and-wifebeater look, but I'll settle for anything that's not that horrid thing he wore on Smackdown. I'd kinda like to see him go back to the kind of semi-short tights he was wearing around the time of the invasion angle. Such tights look good on the Holly boys, and while they didn't look great on Billy, they certainly beat that white monstrosity we saw last night.
Aside: As bad as those tights were, they wouldn't have looked nearly as bad if they weren't white/gray with dirt. Had they been, I dunno, black with the blue logo, they still would've been ghastly, mind you, but... UGH!
Okay, I've spent too much time talking about men's undergarments.
Man, they KILLED Kidman last night. Crappy new music and crappy new undies. Give that man his wifebeater and jean shorts back and change the music, too.
By the way, does anyone know if he's worn the wifebeater and jean shorts sionce he's come in to the WWF? I think he may have worn it for his first few matches, but I'm not sure. I remember being pissed when he started wearing the short tights, but this is even worse.
*sigh* The things I worry about...
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Originally posted by Parts UnknownWhile we're talking about trunks, Booker's tightie-wities are terrible, IMHO. I dig the nWo trunks, sucka. Personally, the underwear-looking trunks give me the creeps, especially when guys like Austin wear them with a T-shirt. It looks like my dad on a Saturday afternoon. I prefer the singlet or the full-pants tights, myself, especially in Bradshaw's case. Anyone else feel weird when he came out on Raw wearing little black skivies and cowboy boots and carrying a rope?
Yeah, not to mention Booker's Metallica knockoff logo. Dammit, what was wrong with the tribal-logo trunks?
And just be glad some of them are WEARING shirts... as disturbing as it may be.
But there's one style of tights I think has gone underappreciated... TAKA's 3/4 length tights. Anyone want to explain that?
I've always wondered what wrestlers are thinking when they wear the T-Shirt over their trunks. Rock used to do it a lot also. I mean, do they think it looks cool? I agree with Parts Unknown, it just looks creepy....
Originally posted by Parts UnknownI prefer the singlet or the full-pants tights, myself, especially in Bradshaw's case. Anyone else feel weird when he came out on Raw wearing little black skivies and cowboy boots and carrying a rope?
As soon as I saw that, thoughts ran through my head for a new faction consisting of Billy + Chuck, Goldust, Bradshaw, and the Hardyz. They could call them Team Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.
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Originally posted by KaneRobotI watched Velocity whilst waiting for Confidential to come on last night. I think ALBERT is the one that needs to put more clothes on.
It's a part of his new gimmick,he's gonna be in a stable with Billy & Chuck & Rico.
He's now to be know as Big GAY AL(bert).
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I'm pretty sure Kidman did wrestle in the jean shorts and wife beater at least his first few matches. Of course it could just be wishful thinking on my part and I've allowed it to alter my perception of reality.
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