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Since: 24.7.02

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#1 Posted on
Since this angle appears to be heading towards Wrestlecrap territory, why not insert other wrestling names into the Kane killed them scenario so that it would be much more fun than some made up girl.

1) Dino Bravo: Not only is he dead, but then the Mountie could return to arrest him.
2) Von Erich Family: Done because Kane believed Heaven needed many Champions.
3) Dingbat Warrior: He's legally brain dead, and Kane just used to get too excited watching him face Taker in Bodybag matches.
4) Papa Shango: He tried to put a curse on Kane, and it backfired.
5) Vince McMahon's Brother in Texas: Since he's been mentioned, he should be fair game.




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#2 Posted on
I still want to see an angle where a wrestler goes around beating up his detractors from the Internet, ala the ending of Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. It would make the most sense if Jericho did it but they could always accidentally have Kane kill somebody while doing it.

Alternatively, I bet Pete Rose will never do another bit with Kane again!
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#3 Posted on

    Originally posted by InVerse
    I still want to see an angle where a wrestler goes around beating up his detractors from the Internet, ala the ending of Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. It would make the most sense if Jericho did it but they could always accidentally have Kane kill somebody while doing it.

    Alternatively, I bet Pete Rose will never do another bit with Kane again!





Give Pete at least 5-1 odds and he'll take you up on the bet.



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#4 Posted on
Couldn't he have killed Triple H? If they want to get Kane over as a face, especially in 'net circles, that'd put him over the top...

(Of course, if HHH DID get killed, he'd show up a month later without a scratch...)

-Patrick, who's not sure if he's kidding

(edited by PowerPB13 on 8.10.02 1640)
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Since: 19.5.02
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#5 Posted on
Everyone knows you can't kill Triple H. Austin dropped him in a car with a forklift, and 3 weeks later? He's fine.



By the way, Storm's gimmick includes 1.) telling the audience to shut up, and 2.) occasionally making everyone stand for the Canadian national anthem. You know they don't know what to do with a wrestler when he's making fans stand for a national anthem. It's like waving a white flag and saying, "This guy has no personality -- we give up."

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#6 Posted on
    Originally posted by DirtyMikeSeaver
    Everyone knows you can't kill Triple H. Austin dropped him in a car with a forklift, and 3 weeks later? He's fine.


Aww, you beat me to it. *pouts*

There's so much online venom directed at Triple H that I'm just waiting for some psycho 'net fan to try to jump the guardrail and attack him at a show. It's only a matter of time at this point.

-Patrick

(edited by PowerPB13 on 8.10.02 1646)
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#7 Posted on

    Originally posted by PowerPB13
      Originally posted by DirtyMikeSeaver
      Everyone knows you can't kill Triple H. Austin dropped him in a car with a forklift, and 3 weeks later? He's fine.


    Aww, you beat me to it. *pouts*

    There's so much online venom directed at Triple H that I'm just waiting for some psycho 'net fan to try to jump the guardrail and attack him at a show. It's only a matter of time at this point.

    -Patrick

    (edited by PowerPB13 on 8.10.02 1646)



Yeah, and when security tackles the guy, Scherer will satrt going off on his "HHH Effect" BS and claim the Hunter improperly influenced building security to protect him.



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Since: 26.8.02

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#8 Posted on
I didn't see the Austin/HHH forklift thing but how is that any different than The Rock being crushed in an ambulance by a semi and coming back 2 weeks later?
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Since: 2.1.02
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#9 Posted on

    Originally posted by InVerse
    I didn't see the Austin/HHH forklift thing but how is that any different than The Rock being crushed in an ambulance by a semi and coming back 2 weeks later?


It's not but everyone hates HHH so that incident is worse.



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Since: 21.9.02
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#10 Posted on
Maybe he killed Nailz since I don't remember them ever explaining on TV why he just vanished.



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Since: 12.1.02
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#11 Posted on

    Originally posted by InVerse
    I still want to see an angle where a wrestler goes around beating up his detractors from the Internet, ala the ending of Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. It would make the most sense if Jericho did it but they could always accidentally have Kane kill somebody while doing it.


F*ck Kane! F*ck him up his F*cking Ass!

Sorry, had to be said...



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#12 Posted on

    Originally posted by Tragic1

      Originally posted by PowerPB13
        Originally posted by DirtyMikeSeaver
        Everyone knows you can't kill Triple H. Austin dropped him in a car with a forklift, and 3 weeks later? He's fine.


      Aww, you beat me to it. *pouts*

      There's so much online venom directed at Triple H that I'm just waiting for some psycho 'net fan to try to jump the guardrail and attack him at a show. It's only a matter of time at this point.

      -Patrick

      (edited by PowerPB13 on 8.10.02 1646)



    Yeah, and when security tackles the guy, Scherer will satrt going off on his "HHH Effect" BS and claim the Hunter improperly influenced building security to protect him.



But what if a security guard happened to be a 'Net fan and jumped HHH?
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#13 Posted on
I say Kane should of killed Triple H,thus proving the theory that Triple H is truly the game and that damn good enough to come back to life.
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Since: 17.1.02
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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.44
Maybe Kane is the true cerebral assassin and killed:

1. The love of Kat for Lawler- Kane zapped Stacy with his lightning bolt, only instead of killing Mizz Carter, it made her realize what a dork Lawler is. He killed her with the truth.

2. The HHH supporters on this board- Nobody has really stood up for HHH recently on this board, so perhaps Kane used his mind powers to cause those supporters to go, "Ah screw it, what's the use of defending Trips?" Even Ringmistress has given up the fight.

3. Stephanie's writing credibility- That actually died the day after Survivor Series 2000.

4. Eric Bischoff's pride- What else can explain his return to just being one of the WWE's "talent" and nothing more?

5. Jeff Hardy's will to live- At least it seems that way.



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#15 Posted on
2. The HHH supporters on this board- Nobody has really stood up for HHH recently on this board, so perhaps Kane used his mind powers to cause those supporters to go, "Ah screw it, what's the use of defending Trips?" Even Ringmistress has given up the fight

CORRECTION!! I haven't given up the fight, I just don't like where this murderer thing might be going. I haven't given up on Hunter, I've just grounded him for a week for ruining my fun after TLC IV. The love affair will restart in a couple of days.

Ringmistress

(edited by Ringmistress on 9.10.02 1455)


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#16 Posted on

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#17 Posted on
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#18 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00

    Originally posted by Mattitude

      Originally posted by Tragic1

        Originally posted by PowerPB13
          Originally posted by DirtyMikeSeaver
          Everyone knows you can't kill Triple H. Austin dropped him in a car with a forklift, and 3 weeks later? He's fine.


        Aww, you beat me to it. *pouts*

        There's so much online venom directed at Triple H that I'm just waiting for some psycho 'net fan to try to jump the guardrail and attack him at a show. It's only a matter of time at this point.

        -Patrick

        (edited by PowerPB13 on 8.10.02 1646)



      Yeah, and when security tackles the guy, Scherer will satrt going off on his "HHH Effect" BS and claim the Hunter improperly influenced building security to protect him.



    But what if a security guard happened to be a 'Net fan and jumped HHH?



Someone would come on here and talk about how this was all a conspiracy and HHH is actually behind this all and he's just trying to get sympathy, etc. Seriously, everything the WWE does it HHH's fault. Look it up.

And if someone DOES run in, HHH will punch him in the mouth, I'll laugh, and that'll be the end of it.



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#19 Posted on

    Originally posted by Torchslasher
    Eric Bischoff's pride- What else can explain his return to just being one of the WWE's "talent" and nothing more?


Do you know how much it costs to keep your wife in constant supply of prostitutes?

And for the record, I'm a HHH supporter, I just don't bother arguing it much because some people here hate HHH so much that I'm afraid if I somehow managed to convince them that he wasn't the devil incarnate, they might lose their reason for living and die. Then I'd be no better than Kane.
I was just bestowed with a vision of HHH and Kane facing off back stage during an interview with Coach and HHH shows a video of Kane accidentally killing Katie in some inadvertent manner at which point someone in the video screams "Oh my God! You killed Katie!" and then we here Hurricane... "You bastard!"
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#20 Posted on

    Originally posted by InVerse
    Do you know how much it costs to keep your wife in constant supply of prostitutes?


Yep! It costs... um... oops, that was out loud. Never mind.




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