So, I watch the first five minutes of Raw, see it's HHH, and so my girlfriend and I watch a movie instead. Movie ends just in time for the final match. I explain to her, there's certain things I won't explain, so don't ask (i.e., the coffin, or references to Ms. Vick.) (My girlfriend has watched a little with me before, and understand that when I saw don't ask, it's something lame or embarrassing.)
ANYWAYS, the main point, the match is only so-so, but she' dutifully watches with me and laughs along (Kane getting his arms up for the chairshots cracked us both up.)
Then, Shawn Michaels pops out of the coffin, and does a run-in! And my girlfriend asks, after about a minute: "Is that a girl?"
I don't remember when I laughed so hard about RAW. But man, he was extra-effeminate last night.
"Nothing remains interesting where anything may happen." -H.G. Wells "Show me the country in which there are no strikes and I'll show you that country in which there is no liberty." -Emma Goldman
You would likely need to go old school for Bruno's induction. Maybe Patterson. For Savage, you could go Poffo (assuming they don't do as Randy wanted and induct the Poffo family in total). You could also go Lawler.