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Since: 2.1.02
From: Stafford, VA

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#1 Posted on
One simple question, and I know there have been a million posts like this one, but just a little curious.


The rules are simple. You can boff one, but never see her again, marry one, but never touch her, and toss one off a cliff.

The list is simple.

Dawn Marie
Sunny (Tammy Lynn)
Bertha Faye
Bull Nakano
May Young
Missy Hyatt
Molly Holly (Mona)
Sherri Martel
Trish Stratus
Stephanie McMahon
Tori (Kane's ex)
Torrie Wilson
Stacy Kiebler
Kimberly Page
8 Randomly Assembled Hos
Medusa (pre-Augmentation)
Wendi Richter
Terri Runnels
Medasia (Steiner's Chick)
Major Gunns
Leia Meow
Other____________ (I know I've missed a few)

So, which one do you bag and tag, which do you marry but never touch, and which gets tossed off a cliff.

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#2 Posted on
I'd boff Trish. I'd marry Stephanie because she has the most money. I'd throw Chyna off a cliff.
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#3 Posted on
Boff Leia Meow, marry Daffney, send Sable for the big fall

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Since: 2.1.02
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#4 Posted on
Boff Kimberly.
Marry Trish...just to look at her every morning.
Throw Chyna off the cliff.

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#5 Posted on
Boff Leia Meow. Marry Molly. Throw Chyna away.
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Since: 5.10.02

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#6 Posted on
"Oh yeah...!"
Boff Stacy Keibler, Marry Trish, Throw off Chyna

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Since: 15.10.02
From: Boston, MA

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#7 Posted on
Best... question... ever!

Doing once and never seeing again? I'm kind of torn between Torrie Wilson and Chyna. Torrie's ridiculously hot and not very interesting, so never seeing her again wouldn't be so bad. But a girl as huge as Chyna is something that doesn't come around that often and would be really interesting.

For marrying I'm stuck between Trish and Daffney. They both seem really cool (Trish's house is much like my dream place would be). But it would be maddening to live with girls that good looking and not touch them. By "not touch" do you mean just no physical contact? Would I be able to have them working it naked while I spanked it?

To throw off the cliff, I'd have to say Mae Young. Not because I hate her or anything, but she'd probably love taking the bump.

So the "gun to my head" answer would probably be Torrie, Trish, and Mae.


Since: 25.6.02
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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.21
Pls Pls Pls....

No more lists.

What in Gods name has happen to this place.

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Since: 21.9.02
From: Kitimat, British Columbia, Canada

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#9 Posted on
Sunny, Molly, Moolah

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Since: 3.1.02
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#10 Posted on

Lexus ...

... at the present, I would --

get with Torrie Wilson,
marry Molly Holly,
and send Stephanie McMahon off the cliff.

... if this were ten years ago, I would --

get with Elizabeth,
marry Tamara Sytch (thus achieving "Sunny Days 4 LIFE~"!!),
and send Sherri Martel off the cliff.

... but if Pamela Paulshock were on the eligibility list, all bets are off -- I'd marry her in either scenario.

Socks ...

Pls, Pls, Pls ...

No more crying.

What in God's name has happened to this place.

(edited by J.T. Dutch on 17.11.02 0111)

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Since: 6.1.02
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#11 Posted on
The second question is a little odd. You marry someone but can't touch them. Is there something you want to tell us Lexus (lol)

boff = Lilian (forgotten on your list. sigh). She just very sexy to me and she looks like she's dynamite in the sack. Call it a hunch.

marry = Trish, she seems so ultra cool. But not able to touch her would drive me mad over time.

Cliff = Chyna. I can't stand her. Plus I heard a rumor she made Lilian cry. If that doesn't deserve a kick in the nuts and a toss of a cliff what does!

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Since: 23.10.02
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#12 Posted on
Id bang Dawn Marie bc she has that slutty id be a good lay thing going for her

Marry Stacey bc she has the body that will never grow old

id throw Trish off the mountain bc im upset that i can't hit that too!

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#13 Posted on
boff Beulah (Dreamer you lucky SOB), marry Molly, and see if Chyna sells cliff drops.

Since: 3.1.02
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#14 Posted on
Boff: Torrie
Marry: Trish
Cliff: Mae or Moolah

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#15 Posted on
Boff: Molly
Marry: Molly
Throw: Missy Hyatt
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Since: 7.2.02
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#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
Boff:Leia Meow
Marry: Kimberly

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Since: 26.3.02
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#17 Posted on
Yeah ...

Boff - I'm adding Lita to the list as my pick ... I think she'd be great in the sack, but for some reason, I can't exactly say that she'd be an interesting enough conversation to do much else with.

Marry - Why, Good Golly Miss Molly! She's just too damned cute.

Cliff - Medusa ... I'd wanna throw her so she lands on her chest, just to see if she'll spring back like a Super Bounce Ball!

Since: 11.1.02
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#18 Posted on
Let's See First I'd Do Chyna, then I'd Hook up with Stephanie, and get her and her Father to give me a push as the biggest baddest heel of all time, I'd destroy legends and do long boring interviews, interjecting myself into every segment of the shows (Until I was forced off the air by an injury or something) and make sure the woman I did Earlier was released (Basically off a cliff).
Nahhhh that's just crazy talk.

Seriously (Well as serious as this thread can get)
Boff: Stacy Cause she is really hot, and there is no question about boob job.
Marry: Steph because at least then I'd have access to the McMahon money (And for all I know all other Divas are airheads .. see Trish on Weakest Link),
Cliff: Sable, She could use the publicity, and maybe her implants would break the fall.

"Money's the Same whether you earn it or scam it" Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
"Will you stop!" Gorilla Monsoon after just about everything Heenean says.
"Welcome to Monday NYQUIL, where the Big boys Play with each other": Steve Austin, in ECW imitating his former boss Eric Bischoff.
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#19 Posted on
I'd pork Mae Young. Meow!

Since: 2.1.02
From: nWo Country

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#20 Posted on
Boff: Nidia (Vastly Underrated)
Marry: Steph (Again, the McMahon money)
Throw Off Of A Cliff: Sable, for destroying Marc Mero's career

And by the way, I am extremely disturbed by your decision to include Bertha Faye on your list.

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