One simple question, and I know there have been a million posts like this one, but just a little curious.
The rules are simple. You can boff one, but never see her again, marry one, but never touch her, and toss one off a cliff.
The list is simple.
Beulah Dawn Marie Sunny (Tammy Lynn) Francine Bertha Faye Bull Nakano Moolah May Young Missy Hyatt Woman Elizabeth Molly Holly (Mona) Sherri Martel Trish Stratus Victoria Jackie Jacqueline Nidia Stephanie McMahon Tori (Kane's ex) Torrie Wilson Stacy Kiebler Asya Chyna Kimberly Page 8 Randomly Assembled Hos Medusa (pre-Augmentation) Wendi Richter Sable Terri Runnels Medasia (Steiner's Chick) Major Gunns Leia Meow Other____________ (I know I've missed a few)
So, which one do you bag and tag, which do you marry but never touch, and which gets tossed off a cliff.
In the name of good taste, I will no longer say anything about people who run wrestling websites and cats.
"Oh yeah...!" Boff Stacy Keibler, Marry Trish, Throw off Chyna
Mattitude(ma't-e-toodeh'): Mattitude, is something that can not be taught or learned. Mattitude is something that burns within. In the ring, Mattitude is the intangible, the x-factor, that gives Matt Hardy Ver.1 an advantage over everyone else.
Doing once and never seeing again? I'm kind of torn between Torrie Wilson and Chyna. Torrie's ridiculously hot and not very interesting, so never seeing her again wouldn't be so bad. But a girl as huge as Chyna is something that doesn't come around that often and would be really interesting.
For marrying I'm stuck between Trish and Daffney. They both seem really cool (Trish's house is much like my dream place would be). But it would be maddening to live with girls that good looking and not touch them. By "not touch" do you mean just no physical contact? Would I be able to have them working it naked while I spanked it?
To throw off the cliff, I'd have to say Mae Young. Not because I hate her or anything, but she'd probably love taking the bump.
So the "gun to my head" answer would probably be Torrie, Trish, and Mae.
get with Torrie Wilson, marry Molly Holly, and send Stephanie McMahon off the cliff.
... if this were ten years ago, I would --
get with Elizabeth, marry Tamara Sytch (thus achieving "Sunny Days 4 LIFE~"!!), and send Sherri Martel off the cliff.
... but if Pamela Paulshock were on the eligibility list, all bets are off -- I'd marry her in either scenario.
Pls, Pls, Pls ...
No more crying.
What in God's name has happened to this place.
(edited by J.T. Dutch on 17.11.02 0111) ďDonít you look at me like that, ya little bastard. You eyeballiní me? Donít you dare. I done whipped your ass once, you little sumbitch, donít think I wonít do it right here right now - BAM! You know that guy Tom Bodett, leaves the lights on for ya? Just the opposite - Iíll turn your lights out. Do you understand me? Thatís right, thatís what you call me Ďyes, sir, no sir.íĒ
ďI hate it when those guys have their little sparklers and the explosions. ... You probably liked that Angleslam, didnítya? You think he deserved that, huh? Huh LOOK AT ME HILLBILLY BOY! Youíre damn right it donít, I donít give a damn WHAT you like. Donít even look at me. No, look at me, you ainít gonna look at me when Iím talking to ya? You disrespecting me? Look at me, JR. I said look at me. Thatís right. Boy, Iíll run right over you like a speedbump. Donít get nervous. Stop sweatiní.Ē ... Steve Austin to Good ol' J.R. on RAW, June 11, 2001; transcribed by CRZ ... my salute to two people, Austin and CRZ -- they were terrific at what they did, and they left on their own terms when they tired of the tedium and the ever-increasing stupidity surrounding the WWF-E. I wish both of them the best of luck in the days and years ahead. J.T. Dutch
These commercials are superfine because they pay for the production costs of putting CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING BENOIT on my GODDAMN TV SCREEN! I will GO GREYHOUND! I am thinking OUTSIDE THE BUN! Ė Dean Rasmussen 8/1/2002 Smackdown Workrate Report
Let's See First I'd Do Chyna, then I'd Hook up with Stephanie, and get her and her Father to give me a push as the biggest baddest heel of all time, I'd destroy legends and do long boring interviews, interjecting myself into every segment of the shows (Until I was forced off the air by an injury or something) and make sure the woman I did Earlier was released (Basically off a cliff). Nahhhh that's just crazy talk.
Seriously (Well as serious as this thread can get) Boff: Stacy Cause she is really hot, and there is no question about boob job. Marry: Steph because at least then I'd have access to the McMahon money (And for all I know all other Divas are airheads .. see Trish on Weakest Link), Cliff: Sable, She could use the publicity, and maybe her implants would break the fall.
"Money's the Same whether you earn it or scam it" Bobby "The Brain" Heenan "Will you stop!" Gorilla Monsoon after just about everything Heenean says. "Welcome to Monday NYQUIL, where the Big boys Play with each other": Steve Austin, in ECW imitating his former boss Eric Bischoff.
Vince has somewhere around a billion dollars. It's not worth a million dollars to him to get in a fight with the James Gang. Neither that skit or the VKM skit is actually leading to matches that'd be worth the build (so far and in the future).