SmooveK
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Since: 27.6.02
From: Fukushima, Japan
Since last post: 3234 days
Last activity: 2923 days
|  #21 Posted on 24.7.02 1542.24 | "Don't believe everything you read"...
Sounds like the tagline for a movie that has to do with a book...
I GOT IT~!
What book is the most read in the world?
THE BIBLE!
CRZ has taken some time off and written a screenplay for a movie called "The Bible 2"!
Starring:
Steve Blackman as Jesus!
Big Vis as God!
Hulk Hogan as Judas!
Vince Russo as Lucifer!
Goldust as Mary!
Jimmy Hart's First Family as the Three Wise Men!
and, the Four Horsemen as... the Four Horsemen!
Filled with thrills, chills, and bone-crunching spills, "The Bible 2" takes an old worn out story and REVIVES it with today's hottest wrestling stars! It's the Bible as you've never seen it before!
Will Hogan do the job?
Will Pete Rose be CHOKESLAMMED TO HELL?
WILL STEVE BLACKMAN RISE TO ENTERTAIN AGAIN?
You won't know... unless you watch...
CRZ's THE BIBLE 2! A slashwrestling production.
-K
(Oh, if this turns out to actually get made, I DEMAND a 30% cut in profits and a role as Stacy Kiebler's love interest. Thanks!)
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Boudin rouge
Since: 17.3.02
From: Queidersbach
Since last post: 9 days
Last activity: 3 hours
| #22 Posted on 24.7.02 1556.29 | Instant Rating: 1.00 |
Originally posted by CRZ
It's a mystery to me. I was gonna guess "Don't believe everything you read," but THAT doesn't make sense!
Your wit knows no end. Good to have you back!
Is Brooklyn in the house? Yes, yes I think it is. | EddieBurkett
Andouille
Since: 3.1.02
From: GA in person, NJ in heart
Since last post: 3 days
Last activity: 3 hours
| #23 Posted on 24.7.02 1738.38 | Z, Welcome back, if you indeed were truly gone in any capacity at all. If you at all care to go back and read all the rampant speculation (which I shamelessly took part in) that occurred in the last two weeks, I hope you at least find some of it entertaining.
I personally like the theory about hackers attacking slash. I can only guess that it was the same person(s) who were responsible for taking Scaia's IM name and using that to trick unsuspecting OO readers and recappers, as the case may be.
And to everyone blatantly asking CRZ where he's been, I'm sure if he wanted to tell us, he would have done so already.
Welcome back.
I'm gettin too old for this shit... | cranlsn
Liverwurst
Since: 18.3.02
From: Sussex, WI
Since last post: 1 day
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| #24 Posted on 24.7.02 2218.13 |
Originally posted by SmooveK
"Don't believe everything you read"...
Sounds like the tagline for a movie that has to do with a book...
I GOT IT~!
What book is the most read in the world?
THE BIBLE!
CRZ has taken some time off and written a screenplay for a movie called "The Bible 2"!
Starring:
Steve Blackman as Jesus!
Big Vis as God!
Hulk Hogan as Judas!
Vince Russo as Lucifer!
Goldust as Mary!
Jimmy Hart's First Family as the Three Wise Men!
and, the Four Horsemen as... the Four Horsemen!
Filled with thrills, chills, and bone-crunching spills, "The Bible 2" takes an old worn out story and REVIVES it with today's hottest wrestling stars! It's the Bible as you've never seen it before!
Will Hogan do the job?
Will Pete Rose be CHOKESLAMMED TO HELL?
WILL STEVE BLACKMAN RISE TO ENTERTAIN AGAIN?
You won't know... unless you watch...
CRZ's THE BIBLE 2! A slashwrestling production.
-K
(Oh, if this turns out to actually get made, I DEMAND a 30% cut in profits and a role as Stacy Kiebler's love interest. Thanks!)
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