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The W - Pro Wrestling - behold, the NWA-UNIVERSAL WORKRATE REPORT- 7/19/2005!
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DEAN RASMUSSEN
He is DEAN








Since: 11.12.01
From: Richmond, Va, U-S-A!

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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
As ever, it's available fer downloadin' at http://www.wrestlingnetwork.net. Ah sweet sweet Lumpy Heavyweights Of The SouthWest!!

WHAT WORKED-

- Our endearing The Commisioner is the finest announcer. He returns. Less so the rest of the announce team.....

- Free booze at ringside is still in effect. I recommend that Rick O'Brien at NWA-VA steal this idea. I believe it is an idea whose time has come. C'mon, what are ya scared of? C'mon ya New York pansy-assed pussy. 20 bux, all you can drink. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

- Hey, it's Brandon Groome and American Anarchy taking on the NWA World champions- Andy Douglas and Chase Stevens. I don't think I've seen our illustrious tagteam champions. I have seen Brandon Groome and he's good. The champs are scared to get in the ring. Ooooo this smells mailed in. Chase starts with the evil allegations of hairpulling but the crowd knows the truth and tells the ref. Groome is slightly thicker than Chase Stevens in case you have any idea how thick Chase Stevens is. Chase pulls some hair and begins stalling. The crowd is behind hometown boy Groome so the stalling is pretty effective. They knucklelock and Groome does the hand stomping thingy and the stalling continues. They do a good job of getting over the fact that the champs want no part of Groome. They coulda been a little more aggressive making the champs bigger assholes so you wanna see Groome kick their asses all over the Tulsa area- but I digress. They go to a commercial and when we get back, American Anarchist is finally visible for all to see and he has the finest "hilarious Gringo Enforcer for Andy Barrow in AAA in 1993" outift ever. You will weep love's easy tears when you see it. When you experience it. When you BE it. He gets a two count off a big boot. He and Groome do a grounded Doomsday Device and the Anarchist has the best punches in the match. The Anarchist is Superkicked by Chase Stevens and the champs start sniffing around the beloved and virtuous valet of Groome and AA- Summer Rain. This causes our hometown heros to go hoglistically apeshit and beat on the champs to the point where Summer Rain can hit a Stunner on Douglas and Stevens for a double two count. Stevens and Groome smack the fuck out of other- oh it was FUN- while Douglas kills AA on the floor. Groome hits the fabulous Airplane Spin Death Valley Driver that I love. But Douglas attacks Groome with the belt to CHEAT TO WIN! That was neato. I dig Groome quite a bit. Definately needed more hate if they are going to try to poppa bighouse. Just saying.

WHAT DIDN'T WORK.

- Scotty Charisma versus a brother named SHADOW? What part of fucking Oklahoma is this? Maybe it's a hip-hop thing I'm no longer hip to. They do a lot of reversals of a headlock. Shadow turns evil early and he's old school with the knees to the stomach and then they kinda wander around. Charisma with the powerslam for two and Shadow hits the floor to sell it. Okay, I love Shadow. Shadow drapes Charisma's throat across the toprope while getting in. MEANWHILE, Slyk Wagner Brown wanders out with April Hunter and the Commissioner is AGHAST as I would also be if Slyk Wagner Brown showed up in my promotion to wrestle. Ewwww, Wagner has the belt. His Danny Doring-esque ring stylings could be stinking up my computer any week now. Shadow is cheating like a complete bastard and taunting the crowd. He is 5000% more charismatic than Scotty Charisma- as if Scotty renamed himself as a hopeful self-fulfilling prophecy that hadn't quite happened yet. Shadow gets Charisma in two sleeper holds and switch it back and forth a few times and it's all starting to suck. Charisma Vertically Suplexes out of the hold and into his mighty WWE-punches-laden offensive flurry. He does hit the DBS/Luger non-torn-bicept clothesline for two. Nice Snap Suplex by Charisma for two. Shadow goes for the Dangerous Backdrop Driver but Charisma wiggles around and makes Shadow fall over and get pinned. Postmatch, ODB (who confusingly is a woman) joins Charisma in the ring for the non-face off. This isn't heading towards a special internet NWA-SOMETHING wonderland where unknown wrestlers have cool matches. This looks like it is running head first to ECWA undercard territory. But this match itself was perfectly fine, I guess. I dunno. Eh. I dunno. Nah, didn't work.

THERE YOU HAVE IT.

DEAN RASMUSSEN




YES, I AM DEAN.
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redsoxnation
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Since: 24.7.02

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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.23
    Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
    Free booze at ringside is still in effect. I recommend that Rick O'Brien at NWA-VA steal this idea. I believe it is an idea whose time has come. C'mon, what are ya scared of? C'mon ya New York pansy-assed pussy. 20 bux, all you can drink. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?







DEAN, have you ever considered that if you lived in Oklahoma, they wouldn't have free beer night while Virginia would? Perhaps it is the fear of the promoter of you at ringside offering wrestlers a nice, shiny nickle if they would go to an hour draw so you could keep drinking. Also, have you finished the computation of the number of truckers you would have to "befriend" on the way to Oklahoma vs. the number you would have to "befriend" on the return trip?

(edited by redsoxnation on 20.7.05 2040)
DEAN RASMUSSEN
He is DEAN








Since: 11.12.01
From: Richmond, Va, U-S-A!

Since last post: 1328 days
Last activity: 1325 days
#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
    Originally posted by redsoxnation
      Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
      Free booze at ringside is still in effect. I recommend that Rick O'Brien at NWA-VA steal this idea. I believe it is an idea whose time has come. C'mon, what are ya scared of? C'mon ya New York pansy-assed pussy. 20 bux, all you can drink. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?







    DEAN, have you ever considered that if you lived in Oklahoma, they wouldn't have free beer night while Virginia would? Perhaps it is the fear of the promoter of you at ringside offering wrestlers a nice, shiny nickle if they would go to an hour draw so you could keep drinking. Also, have you finished the computation of the number of truckers you would have to "befriend" on the way to Oklahoma vs. the number you would have to "befriend" on the return trip?

    (edited by redsoxnation on 20.7.05 2040)


But if I drank enough I could befriend PLENTY of truckers. Plus I would show up early for the ceremonial erecting of the ring. BOTTOMLESS BOOZE CUPS- THE KEY TO WRESTLING RESURGENCE!



YES, I AM DEAN.
britishiles
Head cheese








Since: 22.7.05
From: Tulsa, OK

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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 10.00
I thought I would let you guys know about the free beer at our events.

I am The Commissioner of NWA Universal and the TV announcer on the show. Yes our VIP Tickets in Muskogee does include free beer. But in Oklahoma the beer served is 3.2.

Thanks for watching and reviewing our show.

Mike Iles
NWA Universal
Commissioner/TV Announcer

www.nwauniversal.com
www.universalpro.net
DEAN RASMUSSEN
He is DEAN








Since: 11.12.01
From: Richmond, Va, U-S-A!

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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
    Originally posted by britishiles
    I thought I would let you guys know about the free beer at our events.

    I am The Commissioner of NWA Universal and the TV announcer on the show. Yes our VIP Tickets in Muskogee does include free beer. But in Oklahoma the beer served is 3.2.

    Thanks for watching and reviewing our show.

    Mike Iles
    NWA Universal
    Commissioner/TV Announcer

    www.nwauniversal.com
    www.universalpro.net


I would like to say that that is the greatest idea in the history of wrestling and if I were in Oklahoma I would go to everyone of your shows.



YES, I AM DEAN.
Eddie Famous
Andouille








Since: 11.12.01
From: Catlin IL

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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.48

Mike, your shows look like a whole lot of fun. Keep up the good work, and let me know if you need a guest announcer...

...and can furnish the travel to get there :)



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britishiles
Head cheese








Since: 22.7.05
From: Tulsa, OK

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Last activity: 33 days
#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 10.00
I will keep that in mind Eddie Famous. Our current ring announcer "Gigalo JJ Sexay" Jeff Jackson and is one of the co-hosts on www.wrestletalkradio.com show. He is getting cocky as of late.

We had a show last night in Tahlequah, OK called The Chris Candido Cup. The 8 man tournament was won by Andy Dougas & Chase Stevens when they simultaneously pinned each other in the final match.

Stevens then went on to defeat NWA-TNA World X Division Champion Christopher Daniels in a non-title match.

It was a near sellout crowd in a building with no air conditioner in the Oklahoma heat that the temperature reached 105 yesterday in the afternoon. I promised the crowd that the air would be running at our show in Muskogee tonight. The crowd was excited and was really into the show. As we closed the show I was standing on my chair thanking the fans and we started a "Candido" chant.

We will selling the entire event on DVD and VHS very soon.

Mike Iles
NWA Universal Commissioner

(edited by britishiles on 23.7.05 1202)
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