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Found in the men's restroom of the Fremont BART (bart.gov) station:

"HEY ASHCROFT, AND ALL THE BART SECURITY FUCKS: HERE'S YOUR YELLOW ALERT"

(with arrow pointing to urinal)

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Since: 30.1.03
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Heh, that's pretty funny.

My favorite bathroom graffiti was in Tommy's (a restaurant in Cleveland). The little hand dryer had pictures showing how to use it. One picture of a hand pushing the button and another of three squiggly lines (representing heat, I guess) coming out of the dryer and onto the hands. Underneath someone had scrawled, "Push button, receive bacon."
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Since: 23.1.02
From: Phoenix, AZ

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Nothing beats this classic that I saw in one of the stalls in UNC's sociology department a few years ago:

This toilet paper's just like Steven Seagal. It's rough and tough, and won't take shit off anybody!

The description was far too accurate.

-Jag

More often I've heard that one with 'John Wayne' than Seagal, but that's just how it was written.



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Since: 2.1.02
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Not really graffiti, but seeing this plastered around the campus lavatories is always good for a few chuckles ...





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"The Joke Is In Your Hand"...ha ha ha

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Since: 12.1.02
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My favourites have been absurdist scrawling. I saw one that said "Tarzan was a bluesman" that kept me laughing for dsya. I like to put up "Some snakes are longer".



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Sure, but Jesus was a cross dresser.

Thank you!



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I always liked "Dear Diary, its been seven weeks since my last siez....." with a big squiggly line after it.
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I have always been partial to "Stop throwing your toothpicks in the toilet, the crabs are learning to pole vault"



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I saw one at the Men's bathroom at UNT's Bruce Hall...

"Jesus saves souls...and redeems them for valuable prizes"



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Written absurdly small, but legible, way down at the bottom of the stall:

Your head is now at a 45 degree angle, about 8 inches from the floor.

EDIT: Quite appropriate, given my sig ;)

(edited by Sec19Row53 on 31.1.04 1857)


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Found at a college campus in Central Ontario:

COLLEGE DIPLOMAS: TAKE ONE...

Follewd by an arrow pointing to the TP dispenser.



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    Originally posted by Sec19Row53
    Written absurdly small, but legible, way down at the bottom of the stall:

    Your head is now at a 45 degree angle, about 8 inches from the floor.

    EDIT: Quite appropriate, given my sig ;)

    (edited by Sec19Row53 on 31.1.04 1857)


I saw one similar that read "What are you doing down here?".

Another fave is the "Don't eat the yellow lollies" above a urinal.





    Originally posted by Jeb Tennyson Lund
    One of these days, when Triple H is in the middle of one of his long grunting promos, Jericho should just lean forward, stick his finger on the end of Triple H's schnozz and say, "poooooooke!" No one will know what to do.

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