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|  #1 Posted on 28.1.04 0357.34 | Instant Rating: 8.65 | Found in the men's restroom of the Fremont BART (bart.gov) station:
"HEY ASHCROFT, AND ALL THE BART SECURITY FUCKS: HERE'S YOUR YELLOW ALERT"
(with arrow pointing to urinal)
Thank you, good night
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Chourico
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| #2 Posted on 28.1.04 0614.26 | Instant Rating: 6.00 | Heh, that's pretty funny.
My favorite bathroom graffiti was in Tommy's (a restaurant in Cleveland). The little hand dryer had pictures showing how to use it. One picture of a hand pushing the button and another of three squiggly lines (representing heat, I guess) coming out of the dryer and onto the hands. Underneath someone had scrawled, "Push button, receive bacon." | Jaguar
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| #3 Posted on 28.1.04 0957.31 | Instant Rating: 5.72 | Nothing beats this classic that I saw in one of the stalls in UNC's sociology department a few years ago:
This toilet paper's just like Steven Seagal. It's rough and tough, and won't take shit off anybody!
The description was far too accurate. 
-Jag
More often I've heard that one with 'John Wayne' than Seagal, but that's just how it was written.
"I'm going to go now and demand beer money from my representative. We simply must deal with the problem of my sobriety." - PalpatineW | Alessandro
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| #4 Posted on 28.1.04 1202.04 | Instant Rating: 3.04 | Not really graffiti, but seeing this plastered around the campus lavatories is always good for a few chuckles ...
Alessandro "Hercules" Boondy
Just so you guys know: 75% of this crap [you read on the internet] is made up, either by the writer, or the wrestler the writer is getting the dirt from. Just so you know. -- Tammy Sytch, from Hyatte's Dec. 29th column, with one of the smartest lines I've ever read on the 'net
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| #5 Posted on 28.1.04 1211.07 | Instant Rating: 7.71 | "The Joke Is In Your Hand"...ha ha ha
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Demonstrations are a drag. Besides, we're much too high...
FLEA - 1ryderfakin.com - IWC 100! And The Wrestling Dead Pool!! | StampedeFan23
Morcilla
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|  #6 Posted on 28.1.04 1245.49 | Instant Rating: 4.05 | My favourites have been absurdist scrawling. I saw one that said "Tarzan was a bluesman" that kept me laughing for dsya. I like to put up "Some snakes are longer".
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| #7 Posted on 28.1.04 2017.55 | Instant Rating: 7.12 | Sure, but Jesus was a cross dresser.
Thank you!
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| #8 Posted on 29.1.04 0344.46 | Instant Rating: 3.21 | | I always liked "Dear Diary, its been seven weeks since my last siez....." with a big squiggly line after it. | Doc_whiskey
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| #9 Posted on 29.1.04 0749.34 | Instant Rating: 5.02 | I have always been partial to "Stop throwing your toothpicks in the toilet, the crabs are learning to pole vault"
Mr. Burns: You are of course familiar with our state usury laws?
Homer:U-sur-y?
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| #10 Posted on 30.1.04 0958.06 | Instant Rating: 4.06 | I saw one at the Men's bathroom at UNT's Bruce Hall...
"Jesus saves souls...and redeems them for valuable prizes"
"Are you kidding me? A soda with MY name on it? Now more than ever, SODAS RULE!" - Edge to Christian Smackdown Sept 7th 2000 | Sec19Row53
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| #11 Posted on 31.1.04 1855.59 | Instant Rating: 7.35 | Written absurdly small, but legible, way down at the bottom of the stall:
Your head is now at a 45 degree angle, about 8 inches from the floor.
EDIT: Quite appropriate, given my sig ;)
(edited by Sec19Row53 on 31.1.04 1857)
[It's where I sit] | Oliver
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| #12 Posted on 7.2.04 1125.42 | Instant Rating: 3.36 | Found at a college campus in Central Ontario:
COLLEGE DIPLOMAS: TAKE ONE...
Follewd by an arrow pointing to the TP dispenser.
SD2: April, Year 3; what's the point to the Career mode, anyhow?
FF7: Disc 1; 18h into game; At the old Mako Reactor outside Nimelheim (again).
FF8: Disc 1; 1h into game; back at the beginning again | Big G
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|  #13 Posted on 8.2.04 1936.18 | Instant Rating: 2.75 | Originally posted by Sec19Row53
Written absurdly small, but legible, way down at the bottom of the stall:
Your head is now at a 45 degree angle, about 8 inches from the floor.
EDIT: Quite appropriate, given my sig ;)
(edited by Sec19Row53 on 31.1.04 1857)
I saw one similar that read "What are you doing down here?".
Another fave is the "Don't eat the yellow lollies" above a urinal.
Originally posted by Jeb Tennyson Lund
One of these days, when Triple H is in the middle of one of his long grunting promos, Jericho should just lean forward, stick his finger on the end of Triple H's schnozz and say, "poooooooke!" No one will know what to do.
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