I use the "Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help" line quite a bit (sans racial ending). I loved "Leave It To Beaver" when I was a kid too. R.I.P.
"You are going to get a certain amount of snarkiness on the Internet no matter what, and my rule is that you don't post anything that you wouldn't say to someone's face." Marc Andreyko (Writer of DC Comic's "Manhunter")
...like the Fox thread, I'm a little late with these too... Returning Shows Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO - 8.31.8 - Sixth Season) The Shield (FX - 9.2.8 - Seventh Season) America's Next Top Model (CW - 9.3.8 - Eleventh Season) Entourage (HBO - 9.7.