I use the "Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help" line quite a bit (sans racial ending). I loved "Leave It To Beaver" when I was a kid too. R.I.P.
"You are going to get a certain amount of snarkiness on the Internet no matter what, and my rule is that you don't post anything that you wouldn't say to someone's face." Marc Andreyko (Writer of DC Comic's "Manhunter")
Thanks for noting the second cameo (in the spoiler). I knew I'd recognized that guy from somewhere, but couldn't put my finger on it. Anyway, I liked the movie. The reunion was hysterical and the ending was sweet.