I use the "Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help" line quite a bit (sans racial ending). I loved "Leave It To Beaver" when I was a kid too. R.I.P.
"You are going to get a certain amount of snarkiness on the Internet no matter what, and my rule is that you don't post anything that you wouldn't say to someone's face." Marc Andreyko (Writer of DC Comic's "Manhunter")
Charlotte's goofy boyfriend is irritating... "You don't want me to seal the deal??" I was surprised a few episodes ago that Marco's good looking wife would fall for this bald dumb looking guy but I guess it all worked out in the end.