I use the "Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help" line quite a bit (sans racial ending). I loved "Leave It To Beaver" when I was a kid too. R.I.P.
"You are going to get a certain amount of snarkiness on the Internet no matter what, and my rule is that you don't post anything that you wouldn't say to someone's face." Marc Andreyko (Writer of DC Comic's "Manhunter")
Out of all the tracks on the album, "I'm On a Boat" has the best ratio of funny to quality. I had never heard of T-Pain before, but he makes the track golden with his ridiculous synthesizer voice. The video doesn't hurt it either.