I use the "Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help" line quite a bit (sans racial ending). I loved "Leave It To Beaver" when I was a kid too. R.I.P.
"You are going to get a certain amount of snarkiness on the Internet no matter what, and my rule is that you don't post anything that you wouldn't say to someone's face." Marc Andreyko (Writer of DC Comic's "Manhunter")
Wayne Robson, passes away (vancouversun.com) A fantastic character actor in his own right, but one of the funniest guys on The Red Green Show. I can't recall anything in any American releases outside of Welcome To Mooseport.