I use the "Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help" line quite a bit (sans racial ending). I loved "Leave It To Beaver" when I was a kid too. R.I.P.
"You are going to get a certain amount of snarkiness on the Internet no matter what, and my rule is that you don't post anything that you wouldn't say to someone's face." Marc Andreyko (Writer of DC Comic's "Manhunter")
That week one looks GREAT! It features many of my favorite Reality Show heels (Jonny and Omarosa) and it features Charla, the "little person" from the greatest season of the Amazing Race. Oh, and Trishelle is hot.