I use the "Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help" line quite a bit (sans racial ending). I loved "Leave It To Beaver" when I was a kid too. R.I.P.
"You are going to get a certain amount of snarkiness on the Internet no matter what, and my rule is that you don't post anything that you wouldn't say to someone's face." Marc Andreyko (Writer of DC Comic's "Manhunter")
From the forums at Lost-Tv.com - Apparently an "insider" who has seen the scripts for the upcoming two episodes has posted some incredible spoilers on the site. Now, every year about this time, foilers come out, but these appear legit.