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Prior to his having to take a vacation from Baghdad, Baghdad Bob was able to produce a tape for his position with the WWF/E, which is about to occur after the imminent Iraqi victory. Here are some of his comments on WWF/E Superstars.

Vince McMahon: Mr. McMahon is by far the wealthiest man on the face of the Earth. Bill Gates is a pauper compared to Vince. Also, Vince has the face of a spry youngster, yet he has been making completely brilliant outside business decisions for decades.

Hulk Hogan: A man ready to enter the prime years of his career. Although a youngster, has potential. However, he has been much to humble in the past, and needs to become far more concerned with himself. Only fear is his burgeoning acting career will take him away after he wins several Academy Awards.

Hunter Hearst Helmsley: The most beloved man ever to grace a wrestling ring. Has always gone out of his way to improve those around him, even if it costs him some attention. His lack of political connections though could hurt his career. Could also benefit by adding some muscle mass.

Scott Steiner: Although verbally enthralling and physically fit, he is a pale imitation of the illustrious Col. Mustafa.

Kevin Nash: The greatest high flyer in the wrestling industry. Has a brilliant wrestling mind, perhaps Mr. McMahon could use some of his brilliant ideas to become an even wealthier man. Has several years before he even hits the prime of his career.



As you can tell, Baghdad Bob would be a perfect addition to the WWF/E broadcast community, as he is an unbiased personality who realizes the majesty of Vince McMahon's mind.




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Umm...who? Someone fill me in.



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Is this an attempt at a joke referencing Iraq's Minister of [Mis]Information?



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Sorry Pal, there's only room for ONE Bruce Pritchard!



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See, the problem is that he makes his own jokes. You don't need anyone else to write him into anything.



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    Originally posted by drjayphd
    -_-...

    See, the problem is that he makes his own jokes. You don't need anyone else to write him into anything.



He'd probably be able to write better stuff for WWE storylines than anyone else they have doing that now. I say the WWE should give Baghdad Bob the book, he couldn't do any worse than Sullivan or Nash did in WCW.



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    Originally posted by BOSsportsfan34

      Originally posted by drjayphd
      -_-...

      See, the problem is that he makes his own jokes. You don't need anyone else to write him into anything.



    He'd probably be able to write better stuff for WWE storylines than anyone else they have doing that now. I say the WWE should give Baghdad Bob the book, he couldn't do any worse than Sullivan or Nash did in WCW.








(Backstage at Backlash)


HHH: Hey Bob, you wanted to see me?

Baghdad Bob: Yeez, my frent! Jes soz yoo know dee menavent hez bent chenz doo yoo bent pin by Booger Tee !

HHH: Say WHAT ?! Who do you think you are you little prick ?! I'll have your j---

(Suddenly, Sabu--The Iron Sheik-- and Adnan-El-Kaissie all leap out of the darkness, drag HHH to a darkened dressing room, cuff 'em, suspend him from the ceiling and beat him silly with steel bars, never to be seen again.......)



Baghdad Bob --- Locker Room Leader and Booker Extrordinaire!



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