While I have no sympathy for the Hussein government, I really hope that now that they caught him (story.news.yahoo.com) they can debrief and let him come to the comedy career this man is destined for here in America.
From the sounds of it, they don't have too much to charge him with (as far as war crimes go).
What they need to do is get him on Last Comic Standing...
"When life hands you lemons, head down the hall, hide in the closet of your enemy, wait until they get a papercut, then leap out shouting BANZAI and crush the lemon in your hand right over the papercut. Save the peel. Go downstairs to the bar. Order a vodka. Use the peel. Yum!" - James Lileks
I say the perfect criminal sentence for Baghdad Bob: Work in the Hard Labor Camps of Hosting 'Monday Night Raw.' He'll be the most believable announcer in he company's history. If not that, then the CBS Evening News with Dan Rather and Baghdad Bob. The only problem, yet again, is he will be the most reliable anchor in the networks history.
Where have you gone Gene Rayburn, a nation turns it lonely eyes to you.
These people are insane. Some of their high ranking officials have been on record as saying they'd rather have their own children die rather than have a medical cure tested on an animal. Personally, I think using the donkey is a great idea. 1)