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Since: 3.1.02
From: Calgary

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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.96
Yes folks, as a projectionist...I HAVE SEEN BAD BOYS II. So, for the sake of the viewing public who might actually put down good money to see it, here's my reenactment.

SPOILERS AHOY!

Will Smith: Let's shoot stuff!
Martin Lawrence: I hate you. You're making me overly stressed!
Will Smith: We're disfunctional!
[Gunfight.]
Will Smith: Your sister's hot!
Martin Lawrence: I hate you! You're not good enough for my sister!
Will Smith: We're disfunctional!
[Gunfight.]
Gabrielle Union: My brother's overprotective! I'm my own woman!
Will Smith: You're hot!
Martin Lawrence; You're my sister!
Will Smith: We're disfunctional!
[Gunfight.]
THE END

All-in-all, just the same old stuff that Michael Bay did in the first movie...mixed in with some slow motion gunfights. Stuff blows up good, but there's NO PLOT AT ALL. It's hard to tell who's who and what's going on for half the movie, and by the time you do figure it out...it's too late.

If you have money burning a hole in your pocket and want to see cool explosions...sure, see Bad Boys II. Otherwise, go see Pirates of the Caribbean again.



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Since: 1.3.02
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#2 Posted on
Ok... so judging by your spoilers... Bay remade Tango & Cash?




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Since: 11.1.02
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#3 Posted on
As long as I get to say "Mike Looowrey" a bunch of times in my best Martin Lawrence voice, I'm fine.

This also works for Calgary Flame free agent Dave Lowry.

And it looks like both Robson and Guerra from "OZ" are in this, according to IMDB.com.




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Since: 9.12.01
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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.65
The REAL question is, did they replace shot after shot of Tea Leoni in a short skirt with something comparable?

(I'm guessing not so much)



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Since: 20.6.02
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#5 Posted on
Saw it last night with hopes that it would be better than it looked. It was actually WORSE!

I won't post spoilers, but let's just say that's 2 hours and 26 minutes of my life that I'll never have back. Bay needs to be horsewhipped for this atrocity. And I thought PEARL HARBOR was bad!




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Since: 3.1.02
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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.96

    Originally posted by CRZ
    The REAL question is, did they replace shot after shot of Tea Leoni in a short skirt with something comparable?

    (I'm guessing not so much)



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Since: 7.1.02
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#7 Posted on
I'll go against the grain here and say this is the most over-the-top fun I've had at a movie in a long time. I was never bored during the 2 1/2 hour run time and that's saying something. It's Michael Bay turned to 11. And there's no reason to see it if you get no enjoyment out of that. Sometimes a guy just has to watch shit blow up real cool like.



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Since: 22.3.02
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#8 Posted on
2 1/2 hours of film footage
I'd say that 2 1/4 of that was just shit blowing up and getting shot.
Most of the Dialogue was lame but i can think of 3 solid scenes in the movie that had me almost in tears. It was still worth it for the Boom boom bang bang!



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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.54
Bay's only good film was The Rock.
This was just terrible.



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Since: 10.1.02
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#10 Posted on
I thought it was good entertainment. Stupid, mindless, sometimes really gross stuff, but still entertaining. It's not like you don't know what you are going to get with Bay and Bruckheimer.



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