NickBockwinkelFan Frankfurter Since: 10.4.02 From: New York City, NY Since last post: 735 days Last activity: 40 days # 1 Posted on 7.8.02 0358.45 I'm watching Survivor Series 1989 and Brutus Beefcake has the worst gear I've ever seen. Skin tight pink and black striped pants with some kind of black fishnet running the length of each leg. The pink and black was good with the Hart Foundation, but it's the fishnet that's really bothersome. I can't really think of worse gear. Any nominations? Tugboat's gear may be worse now that I reflect. (edited by NickBockwinkelFan on 7.8.02 0509) "Well, you can't involve friendship with business. It has to be one or the other. It's either business or friendship, or hit the bricks!" --Life Lessons from "The Tao of Bobby the Brain Heenan" Uncensored 2000 preview Promote this thread!
ekedolphin Scrapple Since: 12.1.02 From: Indianapolis, IN; now residing in Suffolk, VA Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 10 hours # 2 Posted on 7.8.02 0422.13 | Instant Rating: 4.52
I take it, then, you never saw Dusty Rhodes' polka-dot tights during his brief career in the WWF.
Nor the pre-Flock Van Hammer. Of course, I don't have much to go on for a visual of what Beefcake's gear looked like at SS '89 (other than your description), but both Rhodes and Hammer set new standards for disgusting wrestling attire.
Rhodes' gear was made worse by the fact that he's
one of the ugliest men ever to step into the squared circle.
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tomvejada Andouille Since: 2.1.02 Since last post: 3887 days Last activity: 3887 days # 3 Posted on 7.8.02 0616.06 Jeff Jarrett when they had the NWA angle in the WWE in 1997. Also, Giant Gonzalez. "Catching Hitler was neato!" "Next stop, Hirohito!" Bart Simpson
The Goon Boudin blanc Moderator Since: 2.1.02 From: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Since last post: 15 days Last activity: 12 hours # 4 Posted on 7.8.02 0652.23 No way! Giant Gonzalez' outfit was one of the coolest. At university, we all wanted to buy one someplace to wear out at Hallowe'en. I always got freaked out by IRS' outfit-the guy wore a shirt, tie, and suspenders while wrestling!
Jobberman Kishke Since: 2.1.02 From: West Palm Beach, FL Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 1 day # 5 Posted on 7.8.02 0702.08
I think I would have to vote for "Naked Mideon". Shudder.
Shem the Penman Toulouse Since: 16.1.02 From: The Off-Center of the Universe (aka Philadelphia) Since last post: 76 days Last activity: 6 days # 6 Posted on 7.8.02 0758.26 Most of Billy Gunn's gear from his "Mr. Ass" period. Especially that one time he and Chyna wore matching see-through shorts. That was just wrong in so many ways. Honorable mention to Al Snow's Avatar outfit, genie pants and all.
ripblazer Pickled pork Since: 16.1.02 From: Calgary Alberta Canada Since last post: 3279 days Last activity: 3111 days # 7 Posted on 7.8.02 0904.01 Kidman's tighties.
AJ_Levy Mettwurst Since: 31.3.02 Since last post: 3683 days Last activity: 3680 days # 8 Posted on 7.8.02 0943.39 GoldDust with a black bra and G-string over his suit, or Luna's see-through dress. Also, in about '95 the Steiner Brothers wore pink with polka dots... or was that just Rick? Whatever, it was bad.
TinMan Blutwurst Since: 11.1.02 From: TX Since last post: 1253 days Last activity: 1022 days
ICQ: # 9 Posted on 7.8.02 0956.02 What about Dusty's polka dot gear he had in his WWF run? that was absolutely horrid. The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. I can fuck better than anybody who can fuck faster, and I can fuck faster than anybody who can fuck better.
ICEMAN Landjager Since: 23.5.02 From: Nashville,TN Since last post: 1688 days Last activity: 1377 days # 10 Posted on 7.8.02 0956.39 Originally posted by AJ_Levy Also, in about '95 the Steiner Brothers wore pink with polka dots... or was that just Rick? Whatever, it was bad. It was just Rick and he wore that wayyyyy before '95. Remember, Regular, one color singlet=Scott Crazy, multi color singlet=Rick My vote for Worst gear goes to Dusty Rhodes and his Black and Yellow Polka-Dotted stuff he wore in his late run with the WW(F)E. (edited by ICEMAN on 7.8.02 1000) I am immortal I have inside me blood of kings I have no rival,no man can be my equal So take me to the future of of your world ---Queen,Princes of the Universe Do or Do Not,There is no try. ---Yoda Calvary's here;calvary's a frightened guy with a rock but it's here.
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AIM: # 11 Posted on 7.8.02 0958.23 The "Gay Biker/Judas Priest fanatic" look that Perry Saturn had for a while after splitting with the flock in WCW. That one still gives me nightmares. Giant Gonzalez wouldn't have been so bad if not for the f'kn HAIR all over it. Ick. As far as Dusty's polka dots, I'd say that any outfit in the history of wrestling would instantly become the worst if worn by a shirtless, sweaty Dusty Rhodes. "If I was any more rock, I'd be made of cement."
shea Bockwurst Since: 1.2.02 From: Brooklyn NY Since last post: 3813 days Last activity: 3699 days # 12 Posted on 7.8.02 1010.00 Viscera used to wear what looked like one big Hefty bag.
Bizzle Izzle Bockwurst Since: 26.6.02 From: New Jersey, USA Since last post: 59 days Last activity: 59 days # 13 Posted on 7.8.02 1214.57 (Prince) Albert's body hair that makes him look like he's in a gorilla suit: that's pretty nasty attire. Maiden RULES!!!
Eradicator Kolbasz Since: 4.1.02 From: Chicago Since last post: 6 days Last activity: 20 hours # 14 Posted on 7.8.02 1300.43 Bastion Booger's gear was pretty nauseating if you want to talk fat guys in little outfits. Currently, I would have to say that John Cena's is pretty bad. Sure, it's not horrendous, but he needs something to not make him look so generic. Ha, I was just thinking about Jarrett's '97 gear that someone mentioned. I totally forgot "Aztec Warrior" Jeff that was too god to wrestle anyone whom he felt was beneath him. Too funny. (edited by Eradicator on 7.8.02 1304) Yes, indeed I can dig it, Sucker.
Simba Frankfurter Since: 7.8.02 From: Boston, MA Since last post: 2317 days Last activity: 1925 days # 15 Posted on 7.8.02 1308.48 Speaking of big guys in little outfits, Rikishi's is pretty bad. How long has he had that same black thong? 3 years?
StampedeFan23 Morcilla Since: 12.1.02 From: BC, Canada Since last post: 1865 days Last activity: 1401 days # 16 Posted on 7.8.02 1416.11 Randy Savage during and after his run as the Macho King. Dayglo cowboy hats and fringes??? Are you ready for Mahkan-mania to run wild all over you?
Pool-Boy Lap cheong Since: 1.8.02 From: Huntington Beach, CA Since last post: 1128 days Last activity: 9 days # 17 Posted on 7.8.02 1512.13 Doink. Or the Gobbley Gooker.... Craig Reade "Pool Boy" Chris Jericho stole my beard. That is right, I had it first.
Socks Landjager Since: 25.6.02 From: Ottawa Since last post: 635 days Last activity: 247 days # 18 Posted on 7.8.02 1516.04 | Instant Rating: 6.21 Originally posted by AJ_Levy GoldDust with a black bra and G-string over his suit That was nasty! Argh.....ewwwwww I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, I work all night and I sleep all day!
capnevbo Longanisa Since: 22.5.02 From: Parts Unknown Since last post: 4245 days Last activity: 4010 days # 19 Posted on 7.8.02 1559.41 i wouldnt dress up like the mean street posse for all the tea in china
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