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Since: 16.12.02
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#1 Posted on
Anybody remember round about Sep - Nov 2001 while Austin was in his paranoid WWF champ stage he used to talk to his watch.

SCSA: Kurt do u know what my watch is saying.

Looks at watch again

SCSA: its saying that Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to whoop the WWF's ass.

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Since: 12.3.02
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#3 Posted on
. . .I've never heard that watch. ;)


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#4 Posted on

haha. that was the worst post ever.

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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.20
I do remember a specific beatdown. (probably Angle) He was giving the boot stomp to someone in the corner, stopped to listen to his watch, then resumed the beatdown without missing a beat.

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Since: 23.3.02
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#6 Posted on
once when he was backstage with tazz and shane (i think)

tazz: we'll do u know what my watch is sayin?

austin checks

austin:i dont know i dont speak Spanish



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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95
And even when he turned face and ran in to beat down Vince and Kurt, Austin still paused to listen to his watch for a second. Classic.

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Since: 12.10.02
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I remember that Tazz vignette. I think it was after one of the many Tazz beatdowns and Tazz thought he was getting one over on Austin by mocking his watch thing. I give both men credit for keeping a straight face through that one.

Was it Unforgiven where they had that awesome video piece of Austin going insane? Talking to his watch, saying What? for little reason, hugging Vince, singing, playing a guitar, constantly beating down Tazz, it was all put together great.

I remember on a RAW once, there was something like this:

Austin: "My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin and I am the World Wrestling Federation Champion."


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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.74
Is it just me, or does this thread remind anyone else of a certain Saturday Night Live, Chris Farley skit?

"Yeah... that was cool"

...and THAT was the punch line folks, high end comedy at it's finest.

However, looking back at that time, when he started adding the line "...and I do NOT deserve to be treated like this."; it kinda makes you wonder who wrote THAT little blurb for him, huh? Did he add it himself showing how he felt about the job at the time or WHAT?


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Ah, yes, the "Chris Farley Show" skit.
My favorite line, Farley to Paul McCartney: "Hey, remember when you were in the Beatles, and they had those 'Paul is dead' rumors? Those weren't true, were they?"
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Since: 11.11.02
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#11 Posted on
God sometimes I wonder how the "Austin sucks" argument still exists when a man can make "What" the most popular word in a 15,000-seat arena and make his watch more charismatic than Jeff Hardy.

I know, I know: he should have been trying to put more wrestlers over. But he wasn't TRYING to put the watch over! It just happened. He didn't know his own strength.

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Since: 1.8.02
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#12 Posted on
Stupid fans and their Whatting... ruined an awesome heel Stone Cold... damn it... I miss him, but I never want to see that Stone Cold again now...

Not that restraint when posting in a "public" forum isn't a good thing...


Since: 26.11.02
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man my fondest memories of austin was the silly heel austin, Then i just watched to see Angle and austin play off each other, man that was some funny stuff, my fav has to be when they had the cowboy hats and he gave kurt the little sombrero. lol

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The preceding post expressed the opinions of a raving Jerichoholic. He was biased, opinionated and bitter. You were warned.
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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.56 says:

I remember when a hug between Stone Cold Steve Austin and Vince McMahon meant something. But now you'll hug anyone, DAMMIT VINCE! - Now with El Nastio!
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Since: 23.5.02
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#16 Posted on
The hug was pretty hot for sure. At first, I was like "Eww," but then I realized that it was out of true friendship, plus Debra seemed to look on approvingly, so yeah.


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