Not sure if this'll count as a spoiler, but thought I'd list that just in case. Anyway, over at Rajah WWF they have a news bite stating that the Austin-Bischoff battle at Bad Blood will be a "redneck triathalon."
Sooooo ... just what might be in a redneck triathalon? Beer chugging? NASCAR go-cart racing? Bellyflops into a mud puddle? Pigs feet eating contest?
They do want us to buy the PPV, right? I hope this is a silly rumor.
Actually, if it wasn't on Father's Day, I probably would be ordering this one. Most of the matches have me intrigued. I'd rather they build to solid matches with the undercard guys instead of dwelling on the Austin/Bischoff feud. (Even though I do find that entertaining most of the time.)
"And you've been so busy lately, that you haven't found the time,
To open up your mind,
And watch the world spinning, gently out of time."
Big Show would be just the man to use if you want thousands in attendance, and the millions watching at home, collectively shrug with a tired, "Eh." I'm not saying it'd be a better story, but my money is on Team Canada.