"Kent Brockman here once again at The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, where a complete evacuation has taken place. Details are sketchy at best, so we've taken what little information we have, added our own theories, and concluded that whatever the likely disaster, it's most likely the work of our former president Richard M Nixon, even though he is rumored dead." -Kent Brockman
Because, you know, I hate to break things. Well, kinda...records are meant to be broken (Disco records, and world records, providing they're positive accomplishments. Records in anything negative...no). Anyhow, I'm just babbling.