I've decided to try my material here now and again. I reckon once the warnings come down from above, I've ceased being funny.
When my girlfriend and I started dating I wore a size 3XL shirt. However, she always bought me 2XL shirts, and though I was appreciative she asked why I never wore them, to whit my being too big and I couldn't fit into them. She said that was okay, I would if I worked at it. Lo and behold, I now wear a 2XL shirt, and now she gets me XL shirts. Clever? I know!
So why did she get mad at me for buying her D-cup bras and size 0 dresses?
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Frown and the world laughs at you." -Me.
As someone who's done open-mics for the past seven years or so, I've usually just done the Twitter/Facebook thing. Twitter forces you to streamline your jokes to fit the character limit, so I don't know if it'd help for longer bits.
Following the Wonderfalls debacle, the fact that the Liar and Coward Gail Berman has not picked up Development yet is making me very antsy, and contemplating Foleyesque barbed wire bat action. With fire. Bernie Mac renewed this early...but not Arrested....