I've decided to try my material here now and again. I reckon once the warnings come down from above, I've ceased being funny.
When my girlfriend and I started dating I wore a size 3XL shirt. However, she always bought me 2XL shirts, and though I was appreciative she asked why I never wore them, to whit my being too big and I couldn't fit into them. She said that was okay, I would if I worked at it. Lo and behold, I now wear a 2XL shirt, and now she gets me XL shirts. Clever? I know!
So why did she get mad at me for buying her D-cup bras and size 0 dresses?
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Frown and the world laughs at you." -Me.
As someone who's done open-mics for the past seven years or so, I've usually just done the Twitter/Facebook thing. Twitter forces you to streamline your jokes to fit the character limit, so I don't know if it'd help for longer bits.
Yes, I knew the wedding was an UL, I was just wondering if the HIV Muppet was one of those we would look back on and laugh at. The thing is, I've just read that Republicans are upset about the character, because it is 'unsuitable for the age group'.