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Since: 2.1.02
From: Stafford, VA

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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.74
I've decided to try my material here now and again. I reckon once the warnings come down from above, I've ceased being funny.


When my girlfriend and I started dating I wore a size 3XL shirt. However, she always bought me 2XL shirts, and though I was appreciative she asked why I never wore them, to whit my being too big and I couldn't fit into them. She said that was okay, I would if I worked at it. Lo and behold, I now wear a 2XL shirt, and now she gets me XL shirts. Clever? I know!

So why did she get mad at me for buying her D-cup bras and size 0 dresses?

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Big Brother

Since: 9.12.01
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This... probably isn't the best day to try that out, no.

Potato korv

Since: 25.4.02
From: Belleville, IL USA

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Good one...heh.

As someone who's done open-mics for the past seven years or so, I've usually just done the Twitter/Facebook thing. Twitter forces you to streamline your jokes to fit the character limit, so I don't know if it'd help for longer bits.

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