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Since: 2.1.02
From: Stafford, VA

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I've decided to try my material here now and again. I reckon once the warnings come down from above, I've ceased being funny.


When my girlfriend and I started dating I wore a size 3XL shirt. However, she always bought me 2XL shirts, and though I was appreciative she asked why I never wore them, to whit my being too big and I couldn't fit into them. She said that was okay, I would if I worked at it. Lo and behold, I now wear a 2XL shirt, and now she gets me XL shirts. Clever? I know!

So why did she get mad at me for buying her D-cup bras and size 0 dresses?

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Frown and the world laughs at you."
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Since: 9.12.01
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This... probably isn't the best day to try that out, no.


Since: 25.4.02
From: Belleville, IL USA

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Good one...heh.

As someone who's done open-mics for the past seven years or so, I've usually just done the Twitter/Facebook thing. Twitter forces you to streamline your jokes to fit the character limit, so I don't know if it'd help for longer bits.

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Its a sorry attempt at remaking 1st and 10. That show was at least original, 15 years ago. Will Discuss World Series of Poker after this point. If not interested in having viewing spoiled, please do not view.
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