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The W - Random - Assault with a deadly weapon.....milk?
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Lap cheong

Since: 7.1.02
From: Birmingham, AL

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#1 Posted on

It's not everyday that you see somebody assaulted with deadly breast milk! I say they throw the book at her, before this problem gets too out of hand.

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Since: 28.4.02
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#2 Posted on
< Insert Nathan Jones joke here >

(edited by OlFuzzyBastard on 31.7.03 1319)

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Thirty Millionth Hit

Since: 2.1.02
From: The Silver Spring in the Land of Mary.

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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05

If she had some STDs, couldn't they be transmitted by her milk? Since she blasted him in the face it could be a danger, and she wouldn't know if he had any open sores in his mouth which would have really made it a danger.

Just something to think about.

& #21147;堵山

Since: 3.10.02
From: Right side of the tracks

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#4 Posted on
Personally, I like breastmilk. Not sure about some random stripper's milk though.
Big Bad

Since: 4.1.02
From: Dorchester, Ontario

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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.54
Milkamania is running wild.

All right, I'm enjoying Rhyno's "man-beast" gimmick: He keeps his hair long, wears full-body wrestling tights with a big "R" on the back and uses the "Rhino Gore" as his finishing move. Can't you imagine him watching the Discovery Channel one day while tossing around possible gimmicks and having one of those "Hey, wait a second!" epiphanies during a rhino segment?

To spruce things up, the WWF should give Undertaker and Kane last names -- like Undertaker and Kane O'Brien, the O'Brien Brothers -- just for comedy's sake. Hopefully the door's still open.

RVD is approaching the always-exciting "The crowd loves him, but he's not getting a major push yet" phase which helps makes wrestling so much fun. It only happens once every few years -- Stone Cold in '96, The Rock in '98, Shawn Michaels in '93 and so on. -- ESPN's Bill Simmons back in 2001
Head cheese

Since: 4.4.03

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#6 Posted on
The chick was 5'5" and 150 lbs?!?!? ugh that sounds like one fat stripper

Since: 3.10.02
From: Right side of the tracks

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#7 Posted on
FAT? No, Fat is over 200. She is offically listed as THICK.
Net Hack Slasher

Since: 6.1.02
From: Outer reaches of your mind

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#8 Posted on
I guess he's lactose intolerance. He's got NO tolerance for lactose.

My vote goes to the defendant. This guy really should have kept his guard up. Just like when going to a baseball game there's always a chance that a foul ball can spray in your direction

cause there's limits to our liberties.
'Least I hope and pray that there are,
cause those liberal freaks go too far.

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And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay
If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay

Since: 3.1.02
From: Philly

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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
Hey, those hooters can be pretty dangerous when used incorrectly...
(scroll down about halfway down the page)

(I was going to say potentially lethal, but I checked Snopes first.)

"I'm a little dyslexic......earlier, I freed my ass, and I'm hoping that my mind will follow." -- Moon Zappa
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What... in the hell... is wrong with people? I mean, honestly, this is one of the most sickening things I've ever seen.
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