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Since: 9.12.01
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It's really very simple. In fact, it's SO simple that it boggles my mind how often confusion stems from the inability to grasp concepts this simple. With that in mind, here we go again.

I am the admin of this board. I not only enforce rules, I MADE the rules in the first place. Nothing is set in stone because everything is subject to my own personal whims. Sometimes, I'll make rules that only YOU have to follow. Sometimes, I'll make rules and then I deliberately turn a blind eye to people who are breaking them, because I like THEM more than I like YOU. When YOU complain about it, YOU should expect NOTHING from ME because I don't like YOU. Get it through your thick skull that your complaints accomplish NOTHING except remind me how much I am annoyed by YOU. Complaining to my brother about me does nothing except get TWO admins mad at you instead of one (and this applies to people who complain to me about him, too). Since my brother is most interested in how to generate content that serves interesting ads for people who find us using search engines, he has very little problem with me offing people who I don't feel generate the kind of content I want on this board.

More often than not, I will attempt to gently steer you in a certain direction as a poster before I completely give up on you and give you the boot. If I tell you something, it's not a request for you to maybe please do what I want. It's *certainly* not a challenge to you to find some sneaky way to play lawyer ball and do exactly the opposite of what I'm asking you while "technically not breaking [my] rules." If I say "anyone EXCEPT you may start a RAW thread" back in September, I still mean it in December. If I say "if you mention TNA one more time, I will ban you until the next TNA pay-per-view (and keep in mind that might be NEVER)" I'm not saying "oh, but please sneak in a post about the T-shirts just one more time to see if I'm kidding or not." If I mention several times exactly what I think of starting your post off with a giant list, maybe rattling off a dozen names at the top of your post really isn't the best way to go. Finally, making three of the first seven posts in a thread is usually more of an indicator that nobody gives a crap about what you're talking about, and really you're more just talking because you love the sound of your own voice.

If I DO give you the boot, it doesn't mean "please try to fool me in a few weeks by registering another username" because inevitably you will pull the same stupid shit that got you banned in the first place and I'm not interested in your rehabilitation attempts. Just give up and find some other board and complain about me (or America) over there and don't look back. Believe me, I sleep like a baby and never give a second thought to anyone I've booted...unless they try to come back.

And finally, STOP SENDING ME PRIVATE MESSAGES YOU FUCKING DUMMY. Thanks!



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Since: 2.1.02
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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.41

I was hoping this was going to be a thread where we could ask you questions, like...

"Why is your hair so long?"
"Does the cold in Minnesota bother you?"
"Will the Kings trade Peja?"
"when will you start doing RAW recaps again?"
"Why is the sky blue?"

Oh well.



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I find it most astounding that you would get PMs from people complaining about Guru. The other way around, not so much, though. :)



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    Originally posted by odessasteps

    I was hoping this was going to be a thread where we could ask you questions, like...

    "Why is your hair so long?"
    "Does the cold in Minnesota bother you?"
    "Will the Kings trade Peja?"
    "when will you start doing RAW recaps again?"
    "Why is the sky blue?"

    Oh well.


I was kind of hoping for this, too. Maybe we will get some answers to those questions as an offshoot, though? I don't think the Kings will trade Peja because he goes so well with Brad, don't you know.




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Since: 2.1.02
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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95

I think it's time to start naming names.

Oh, and talking trash about CRZ/Guru to Guru/CRZ = HI-LARIOUS. C'mon now.



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Since: 17.1.02
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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.75
#1 Question- Who are you talking about with that last line? Is that for all of us? Are you talking about someone specific who's sending tons of PM's?

TS- Still proud to have only sent CRZ two PM messages ever.



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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.45
I think ASK YOUR DICTATOR would make a great TV Show. If Al Sharpton can have a show about someone having a job, why shouldn't Spike give Chris a prime time slot for ASK YOUR DICTATOR? For a theme song, it could have a mix of MatchGame '74 and Soap.
And, if this does break into question answering time: Can the Kings get out of the West if San Antonio has home court throughout?

(edited by redsoxnation on 7.12.04 2139)


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Zed, I have been a good boy. I bet I haven't started more than 5 or six threads the whole time I have been here.

OK, I believe I called the Old Fuzzy Bastard a name once. I apologized (but am not sorry).

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Since: 2.1.02
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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
    Originally posted by AWArulz
    I bet I haven't started more than 5 or six threads the whole time I have been here.


38, but who is counting?






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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.47
    Originally posted by CRZ
    If I say "if you mention TNA one more time, I will ban you until the next TNA pay-per-view (and keep in mind that might be NEVER)".


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See also:

ASK YOUR DICTATOR I (The W)
ASK YOUR DICTATOR II (The W)
Note from the dictator (The W) (from Site Feedback)



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Catch The Thrill on "Pick of the Week": taped Tuesdays at Planet Magic in Denmark, WI; on the air Sundays @ 1 am on WB-14!

Another edition of ASK YOUR DICTATOR...wow, Santa Claus is real! He brought me just what I wanted. :-)

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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.55

So I guess we'll never know just how long his hair really is?





Uh ... Happy Yuletide or something ...
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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.92
    Originally posted by Zeruel
      Originally posted by AWArulz
      I bet I haven't started more than 5 or six threads the whole time I have been here.


    38, but who is counting?




Daggone - is it really that many? OK, I didn't check, but hmmm - must be old age catching up with me.



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