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1... Fatal 4-Way Elimination Match Bubba Ray Dudley vs. Lance Storm vs. Booker T vs. Chris Jericho D-Von Dudley William Regal Goldust Christian Regal (5'17") Bubba Ray Dudley Goldust (5'33") Regal Booker T (16'44" Book End -> pin) Jericho Booker T & Goldust win world tag team championship
2... Edge (7'12" DQ) A-Train (formerly known as Albert)
3... Chris Benoit (16'48" inverted Crippler crossface) Eddie Guerrero
4... Batista (6'39" rydeenbomb -> pin) Kane
John Cena performed.
5... Triple Threat Match Trish Stratus vs. Jacqueline vs. WWE Women's Champion Victoria Victoria (4'27") Jacqueline
6... Kurt Angle (12'37") Big Show Angle wins WWE Championship (71st champion, three-time champion)
7... Street Fight/Steel Cage Match/Ladder Match 2 out of 3 Falls Triple H (20'34" Pedigree -> pin) Shawn Michaels Michaels (about 30' splash from top of cage through table -> pin) H H (38'32" retrieve title) Michaels H regains World Championship (3rd champion, seven-time champion)
I didn't read it the same way you did. I thought it was a humor piece where the author made fun of himself for harping on midcard wrestlers from 10 years ago. I thought it was too silly to be taken seriously. I also laughed and thought it was funny.