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1... Fatal 4-Way Elimination Match Bubba Ray Dudley vs. Lance Storm vs. Booker T vs. Chris Jericho D-Von Dudley William Regal Goldust Christian Regal (5'17") Bubba Ray Dudley Goldust (5'33") Regal Booker T (16'44" Book End -> pin) Jericho Booker T & Goldust win world tag team championship
2... Edge (7'12" DQ) A-Train (formerly known as Albert)
3... Chris Benoit (16'48" inverted Crippler crossface) Eddie Guerrero
4... Batista (6'39" rydeenbomb -> pin) Kane
John Cena performed.
5... Triple Threat Match Trish Stratus vs. Jacqueline vs. WWE Women's Champion Victoria Victoria (4'27") Jacqueline
6... Kurt Angle (12'37") Big Show Angle wins WWE Championship (71st champion, three-time champion)
7... Street Fight/Steel Cage Match/Ladder Match 2 out of 3 Falls Triple H (20'34" Pedigree -> pin) Shawn Michaels Michaels (about 30' splash from top of cage through table -> pin) H H (38'32" retrieve title) Michaels H regains World Championship (3rd champion, seven-time champion)
First-time reader, Mr. Hot Newz...I found the "column" pretty fucking funny. Look forward to the next one, and I think the nWo Black and Gold with Big Show and Goldust could really take off. Err...nevermind.