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|  #1 Posted on 5.12.02 1035.06 | Instant Rating: 4.05 | OOPS
DDP: Well, there's this little passage I got memorized, Diamond Dallas 25:17. Sort of fits this occasion:
"The path of the bookerman is beset on all sides by the inequities of the talented, and the tyranny of workrate freaks. Blessed is he, who in the name of tradition and sports entertainment carries the stiffs through the matches of Nitro, for he is truly the workrate's keeper, and the finder of lost quality. And I will lay the smack down upon thee with great vengeance and furious roid rage those who attempt to outwrestle and expose my brothers. And you will know my name as the Bookerman, when I lay my catchphrase upon thee!"
DDP & Kevin: *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
-From MrJF's Pulp Bookerman
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| #2 Posted on 5.12.02 1109.56 | Instant Rating: 0.00 | An Arizona football player in Illinois?
I really want to hear how he explains this to the coach.
From the infamous Wrestleline SS interview:
DTD: If you were to make changes in WCW, if you were in charge and not Ric Flair, what would they be?
SS: I'd get rid of all the old guys, and push the talent that has waited to get the push. The things they are doing, it's back in the 1980s. It's just bad, man. Flair doesn't even deserve to be on the show. You've got to get rid of all the old guys. Like what Vince did, they started pushing guys. Nobody knew who The Rock was 2 years ago. He made The Rock. Now The Rock just did Saturday Night Live. You've got to start with the young talent, talent people can relate to. Who are we trying to relate to if we've got a 50 year old man out there? Are we trying to relate, so a 50 year people and above will go out and buy a f*cking little toy? That ain't gonna happen. It's a f*cking joke.
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| #3 Posted on 5.12.02 1230.25 | Borrowing a line from his embattled coach, I guess he is "a disgrace to his family."
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| #4 Posted on 5.12.02 1245.37 | Didn't anyone learn anything from Nate Newton ?
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| #5 Posted on 5.12.02 1250.19 | Instant Rating: 5.22 | I wonder if Nate Newton was one of his role models.
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| #6 Posted on 5.12.02 1311.05 | Instant Rating: 7.29 | I guess Mackovic was right after all...
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-------Real-life experience | haz
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|  #7 Posted on 5.12.02 1430.57 | Correct me if I am wrong...
School/Football season are still going on right?
Why is a student athlete from UofA in Illinois right now?
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| #8 Posted on 5.12.02 1624.38 |
Originally posted by haz
Correct me if I am wrong...
School/Football season are still going on right?
Why is a student athlete from UofA in Illinois right now?
Well I guess he was RUNNING POT....
When a chicken in this neighborhood gets angry, it will chase you down... | The Big Kat
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| #9 Posted on 5.12.02 1734.56 | Football season is over for him. Their last game was last weekend. I am from Illniois, and I actually went out to that game in Tucson. The funny thing was, I saw Lavasseur's parents after the game, and it was all I could do to hold myself back from asking them, "Is Justin really a disgrace to you?" I guess if I asked them now, the answer would be a little different. Keep him out of our state!
-The Big Kat
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| #10 Posted on 5.12.02 1845.04 | The most distrubing thing about this story is that they found all of this guy's pot while doing a cavity search.
"What do you mean 'Parts Unknown'? Are you telling me he doesn't have a social security number so we can track him down? How does he get a paycheck?" - G. Monsoon
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| #11 Posted on 6.12.02 1006.18 |
Originally posted by rockdotcom_2.0
Originally posted by haz
Correct me if I am wrong...
School/Football season are still going on right?
Why is a student athlete from UofA in Illinois right now?
Well I guess he was RUNNING POT....
Is there no pot in Arizona??? Does Illinois have a reputation for good pot??? Should I get on my horse to Chicago???
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