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Since: 9.12.01
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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.23
First, the original thread, courtesy The 7: http://the-w.com/thread.php/id=13560

I was delighted to see that www.queerquiz.com (created 2002) STILL works, so since I never answered it back then, I took it just now.

My score?


    Not Bad

    You scored a 21.
    You are 28.8% queer.

    Well, you are kinda queer, but you still need to work in it a bit. You only scored in the bottom 50th percentile of queerness. More than half the world is queerer than you, meaning half the world is having more fun than you.

    Others in your queerness category: Pierce Brosnan, Don King, The guy on the Quaker Oats box, Don Johnson, Dick Van Dyke, your local weatherman, any Asian or guy from Europe.
If you DID take it 7 years ago, I'd love to hear if/how your score has changed any over time!

If not, well, there's no stopping you from taking it right now - and then DISHIN'

(Sorry, ladies - their "Girl's Queer Quiz" is still hopelessly inadequate )



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Since: 28.2.02
From: Boston

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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.43
I scored:

Not Bad

You scored a 18.
You are 24.7% queer.

Well, you are kinda queer, but you still need to work in it a bit. You only scored in the bottom 50th percentile of queerness. More than half the world is queerer than you, meaning half the world is having more fun than you.

Others in your queerness category: Pierce Brosnan, Don King, The guy on the Quaker Oats box, Don Johnson, Dick Van Dyke, your local weatherman, any Asian or guy from Europe.

But, numerically speaking, I'm less queer than CRZ.



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JustinShapiro
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Since: 12.12.01
From: Pittsburgh, PA

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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.52
I think this test is flawed, I'm way queerer than 19.2%.

Here's the thing though.


    Others in your queerness category: Hulk Hogan, Rosie O'Donnell, Mr. T.


Little did you know, 2002. Rosie O'Donnell is rather queer.
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Since: 7.11.02
From: Riderville, SK

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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.72
    Originally posted by JustinShapiro
    Little did you know, 2002. Rosie O'Donnell is rather queer.
2002 DID know Rosie was queer; per Wiki she came out in January. I'm thinking "queer" might mean "effeminate" in this context.

Also,

    You scored a 16.
    You are 21.9% queer.

    Unfortunately you are not very queer. You scored in the bottom 25th percentile in queerness. You are destined to be stuck in a life of bitchy girlfriends, child rearing, and cunnilingus. Enjoy!

    Others in your queerness category: Hulk Hogan, Rosie O'Donnell, Mr. T.
I find it a little strange that one of my points was presumable for wearing one ring, since it's a wedding ring.



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Since: 23.1.02
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We're sorry

You scored a 11.
You are 15.1% queer.

Unfortunately you are not very queer. You scored in the bottom 25th percentile in queerness. You are destined to be stuck in a life of bitchy girlfriends, child rearing, and cunnilingus. Enjoy!

Others in your queerness category: Hulk Hogan, Rosie O'Donnell, Mr. T.


Wow!




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Since: 2.1.02
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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.00
24, for 32.9%.



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Since: 28.1.02
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You scored a 20.
You are 27.4% queer.

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Since: 16.2.07
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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.59
You scored a 22.
You are 30.1% queer.

So in terms of the W, I'm less queer than Karlos but more gay than everyone else (so far). I'll take it.

Can't wait to see how queer my wife is.
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Ohhhhhhh, Johnny. (No, seriously, Bill Simmons and/or Josie Cotton need to get Jack-O to take this.)





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Since: 11.5.03
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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.79
You scored a 15.
You are 20.5% queer.

Unfortunately you are not very queer. You scored in the bottom 25th percentile in queerness. You are destined to be stuck in a life of bitchy girlfriends, child rearing, and cunnilingus. Enjoy!

Others in your queerness category: Hulk Hogan, Rosie O'Donnell, Mr. T.




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Since: 3.1.02
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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.24
Not Bad

You scored a 18.
You are 24.7% queer. (Down from 26.0%)

Well, you are kinda queer, but you still need to work in it a bit. You only scored in the bottom 50th percentile of queerness. More than half the world is queerer than you, meaning half the world is having more fun than you.

Others in your queerness category: Pierce Brosnan, Don King, The guy on the Quaker Oats box, Don Johnson, Dick Van Dyke, your local weatherman, any Asian or guy from Europe

(our local weatherman last time this quiz went around was Sam Champion....)





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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.02
    Originally posted by dunkndollaz
    Not Bad

    You scored a 18.
    You are 24.7% queer. (Down from 26.0%)

    Well, you are kinda queer, but you still need to work in it a bit. You only scored in the bottom 50th percentile of queerness. More than half the world is queerer than you, meaning half the world is having more fun than you.

    Others in your queerness category: Pierce Brosnan, Don King, The guy on the Quaker Oats box, Don Johnson, Dick Van Dyke, your local weatherman, any Asian or guy from Europe

    (our local weatherman last time this quiz went around was Sam Champion....)


Same here.



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Since: 24.3.02
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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.67
11. 15.1%. I don't own any belts, and question 2 assumes I'm wearing one.
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Hawthorne, CA

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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.42
Read it and weep, fella



    You scored a 20.
    You are 27.4% queer.
Who knew??

Who else on the board is out besides Kei Possiskunk(sp)? I'd be curious to see how an actual gay person scored.



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Since: 16.3.04
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Not Bad


You scored a 19.
You are 26.0% queer.

Well, you are kinda queer, but you still need to work in it a bit. You only scored in the bottom 50th percentile of queerness. More than half the world is queerer than you, meaning half the world is having more fun than you.

Others in your queerness category: Pierce Brosnan, Don King, The guy on the Quaker Oats box, Don Johnson, Dick Van Dyke, your local weatherman, any Asian or guy from Europe.


My first question wasn't...how am I over 25% queer, but how is James Bond even remotely queer?




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Since: 24.2.02

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#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.92
You scored a 28.
You are 38.4% queer.

Looks like I'm outqueering everyone else in this thread so far.
Reverend J Shaft
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Since: 25.6.03
From: Home of The Big House

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#17 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.09
You scored a 22.
You are 30.1% queer.

I'm guessing the candles question did me in. My wife likes those things way too damn much.
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Since: 9.12.01
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#18 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.84
This year: 21

The 7: No result.




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Since: 2.11.02
From: Edinburgh, Scotland

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#19 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.93
27 for 37%. A poor second in the queer stakes to Alex right now.

My queerness has jumped from 21.9% seven years ago, so assuming a steady rate of gay growth I should be 100% woofy by September 2039.
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Since: 2.1.02
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#20 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.16
Damn, the quiz is broken.



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