ekedolphin Scrapple Since: 12.1.02 From: Indianapolis, IN; now residing in Suffolk, VA Since last post: 11 days Last activity: 1 day # 21 Posted on 19.3.02 0751.54 | Instant Rating: 5.01
19% evil. Mostly due to swearing and such.
9% tool. And that nine percent was probably because I watch ESPN a lot, and I think I'm clever because I am. “If my answers frighten you, Vince, then perhaps you should cease asking scary questions.”
--Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson),
Pulp Fiction Support your local indy fed. Mine is WCWO.
oldschoolhero Knackwurst Since: 2.1.02 From: nWo Country Since last post: 3325 days Last activity: 3259 days # 22 Posted on 19.3.02 1614.39 Well, dang. My addiction to pronography but rejection of other vices means I'm only 21% evil. Indeed. Hey Yo.....................I'm DRUNK.
Zeruel Thirty Millionth Hit Moderator Since: 2.1.02 From: The Silver Spring in the Land of Mary. Since last post: 400 days Last activity: 342 days # 23 Posted on 19.3.02 2352.17 | Instant Rating: 4.05 I am 69% evil. I'm getting there. I haven't done all the damage I could do but I've done quite a bit. I'm just over the border into the Evil Zone. Are you evil? find out at Hilowitz.com I am 12% Tool. Yes! I am a smart person! I have a right to laugh at those losers that try to make themselves look cool because I know better. They are all just insecure pricks anyway. Are you a tool? find out at Hilowitz.com (edited by rikidozan on 20.3.02 0055)
Addy Bauerwurst Since: 24.1.02 From: Melbourne, Aussie Land Since last post: 5918 days Last activity: 5915 days # 24 Posted on 20.3.02 0341.41 24% evil 9% tool man, that evil test didn't benefit me. I HAVE to be at least 60% evil. and 9% tool for watching ESPN, laugh at losers and am clever? give me a break! you looking at me?...
Bullitt Shot in the dark Since: 11.1.02 From: Houston Since last post: 661 days Last activity: 661 days # 25 Posted on 20.3.02 0515.31 43% evil 9% tool Kinda figured my tool quotient would be way higher...I moved into the apartment building I live in SOLELY because they get ESPN on satellite. (edited by Bullitt on 20.3.02 0415)
Q: If you could have interviewed Marvin Gaye, where would you have proposed to meet and what would you have asked him?
A: I would have met anywhere as long as it was before his father shot him. I would have asked him, "Hey, don't you think there's some chance that your father might shoot you? To death, I mean?"
JayJayDean Scrapple Since: 2.1.02 From: Seattle, WA Since last post: 879 days Last activity: 457 days # 26 Posted on 20.3.02 0909.57 56% EVIL. 18% TOOL. Of course, if the "tool" test had questions like "Do you write down statistics from your sports video games to be able to reference them at a later time?" I would've scored much higher, I'm sure.
spf Scrapple Since: 2.1.02 From: The Las Vegas of Canada Since last post: 964 days Last activity: 384 days # 27 Posted on 20.3.02 1204.32 I'm very disappointed that my love of drinking over illegal drugs kept me at a low 39% Evil level. Though I am happy with the 9% tool, since I hate people who love their cars too much. "You used it to shove your miserable daughter down our throats week in and week out...not anymore!" - Ric Flair gives me hope, Raw 3/18/02 twoelitistsnobs, filling all your bitter pop culture reviewing needs
Divakind Mettwurst Since: 19.2.02 From: Charleston, WV Since last post: 3833 days Last activity: 3772 days # 28 Posted on 20.3.02 2112.29 32 percent evil, 21 percent tool Who makes up these things anyway? "I'm overflowing with the juices of life!" --Evan Dorkin/Welcome to Eltingville
Slestak Salami Since: 2.1.02 From: Oklahoma City Since last post: 5768 days Last activity: 5702 days # 29 Posted on 21.3.02 0911.36 45% evil, 8% tool. I'm going to have to become a nastier person. Eatin' fruit and bein' cool
MoeGates Boudin blanc Since: 6.1.02 From: Brooklyn, NY Since last post: 9 days Last activity: 8 days # 30 Posted on 23.3.02 1520.25 39% evil and 8% tool. 79% Evil tarnish? You've sold drugs to kids, haven't you? Or at least had sex for money. Moe Expressing myself EVERY day!
NRancid Loukanika Since: 21.3.02 From: Staten Island, New York, USA Since last post: 5933 days Last activity: 5919 days # 31 Posted on 23.3.02 1620.38 62% EVIL! 19% TOOL!
Busyman14 Cotechino Since: 24.2.02 From: Weston, Florida Since last post: 5761 days Last activity: 5745 days # 32 Posted on 23.3.02 1804.34 40% evil (dunno, I thought that would be higher, I better start doing drugs) 8% tool (for mocking people, being clever and watching ESPN) -Alex
tarnish Landjager Since: 13.2.02 From: Back in the Heart of Hali Since last post: 186 days Last activity: 1 day # 33 Posted on 28.3.02 0841.33 MoeGates: you make those things sound so...well, evil. Did you actually spend time figuring out that those are the two `big ones' in the test (i.e. the ones that get you the most evil points) or are those just the two that jumped out at you? ;) /tarnish... he's not Craven Moorehead anymore.
bubblesthechimp Boudin rouge Since: 22.3.02 From: Weymouth, Ma Since last post: 1073 days Last activity: 947 days # 34 Posted on 3.4.02 1748.02 46% Evil 23% tool And i dont even own a car! (edited by bubblesthechimp on 11.4.02 2224)
Mike Phat Chaurice Since: 2.1.02 From: Harrisburg, PA Since last post: 5921 days Last activity: 5233 days # 35 Posted on 6.4.02 0738.54 I am 37% evil, 34% tool.
PinkSkunk Blutwurst Since: 2.1.02 From: Edison, New Jersey, America Since last post: 5789 days Last activity: 5789 days # 36 Posted on 6.4.02 2110.06 I must have missed something on the EVIL test because I didn't get a score. But thankfully I am only 13% Tool. ...Some fear the Pink... ...But many fear....THE MOUNTIE! (He's handsome, he's brave, and he's strong, you know)
Morningkill Longanisa Since: 2.1.02 From: Long Island, NY Since last post: 5214 days Last activity: 4322 days # 37 Posted on 8.4.02 2307.48 80% Evil. 9% Tool. Sounds about right. I used to be a vicious prick. What's that blue thing doing here?
Aldo D 2112 Goetta Since: 21.4.02 From: West Palm Beach, FL Since last post: 3905 days Last activity: 3734 days # 38 Posted on 22.4.02 1500.54 34% evil 15% tool Maybe I should buy an X-Terra, give it Altezza lights and stick a coffee can exhaust in there to raise that latter number. Nahh.. the money is better served buying "Best of Scott Putski" tapes. =) -- Aldo
HomerJFong Ten Millionth Hit Since: 19.3.02 From: Ontario, Canada Since last post: 4013 days Last activity: 2839 days # 39 Posted on 22.4.02 1746.27 47% evil. Probably low because they really didn't get into my fascination with a good old-fashioned killing spree. 6% tool. And I work for a bank. Something is wrong with this test. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
evilwaldo Lap cheong Since: 7.2.02 From: New York, NY Since last post: 4746 days Last activity: 4526 days # 40 Posted on 23.4.02 1226.23 | Instant Rating: 0.00 46% evil 16% tool This entire thing we're involved with called the world is an opportunity to exhibit how exciting alienation can be. Life is a matter of a miracle that is collected over time by moments flabbergasted to be in each others' presence. The world is an exam, to see if we can rise into the direct experiences. Our eyesight is here as a test, to see if we can see beyond it. Matter is here as a test for our curiosity. Doubt is here as an exam for our vitality. Pages: Prev 1 2