first he did contract a disease which made him ill and he needed to take blood-thinners for quite a while then he contracted a virus which made him worse. For a long time no one knew what was wrong with him so it made his condition even worse but i hope he comes back
U know it's good to play a spoof character of Goldust. I'm not crazy! Oh no! OOOOOHHHHH! Taffdust!
Ah, Westbrook, home of the Westbrook High Blue Blazes. I love saying to people, "You're in Westbrook? What in Blue Blazes are you doing there?" Also the home of the topless donut shop. (Ok, I guess that's technically in Portland.