Originally posted by StaggerLeeGotta say though, as far as "that's not right" they have a guy named Gregory Irons who's more Eugene than Eugene was, complete with gimp arm and everything.
There's a reason for that... dude legitimately has cerebral palsy.
Originally posted by his Myspace_I have a rare, mild form of cerebral palsy. And yes, I can make fun of it better than you. Don't be afraid to ask me questions about it_ _I am a professional wrestler. It's my escape. It's the thing that drives me, and it's going to be my outlet to change my life, and the lives of others_ _I wrestle for Pro Wrestling Ohio, which you can watch via your television weekends on Sports Time Ohio_
Editor's note: If you go (his username's feared_ironman) WATCH WHERE YOU CLICK. His profile page has a phishing thingy on it... invisible graphic that covers most of the screen. So look, but don't touch.
They actually ran an angle with him and Johnny Gargano (who got a look-see from TNA a while back, pre-Hoganization) where Gargano apparently went for the head shot (which is probably legitimately dangerous for Iron), thereby making him SUPER ULTRA MEGA UBER ROCKET HEEL.
You wanted the best, you got... the Out of Context Quote of the Week.
"Besides, you already had me at "Blood and semen."" (Zeruel)
That was some sales pitch. Considering that each page is full of spelling errors and that half of the wrestlers' names aren't spelled correctly... I really have to wonder if the wrestlers listed are aware they're being advertised.