"The best reason for committing loathsome & detestable acts -and let's face it, I am considerably something of an expert in the field - is purely for their own sake. Monetary gain is all very well, but it dilutes the tastes of wickedness to a lower level that is obtainable by anyone will an overdeveloped sense of avarice. True and baseless evil is as rare as the purest good - and we all know how rare THAT is." - Acheron Hades, THE EYRE AFFAIR by Jaspar Fforde
This should shut down any cable providers who're bitching about ESPN's price-gouging tactics. "Oh, you think we charge too much? That's okay, we'll just pull the ESPNs off the lineup. While we're at it, we'll go ahead and take E!